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**BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.

 
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**BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
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09/06/2013 01:27 PM
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Uh,

Instead of wishing this woman dead, maybe you should just, you know, leave the relationship?
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I notice a noticeable lack of gender reference when referring to your spouse. Why is that?
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
How passive-aggressive can you get?!

Before you get too drunk, book yourself a hotel room and stay there until further notice. I'm not kidding. Leave. Your obligations and family requirements are not nearly as serious as you think they are. Someone else can handle them, and believe me, they are probably itching to do that since if you have this much hatred for your spouse they are living it on a daily basis as well. Do everyone involved a favor and just leave already.
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09/06/2013 01:32 PM
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?
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You can always leave and you don't have to let anyone know what a POS the spouse is. Just leave and keep the reasons to yourself.
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09/06/2013 01:41 PM
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I notice a noticeable lack of gender reference when referring to your spouse. Why is that?
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Did you also notice a noticeable lack of gender reference to myself?
It's all a Feeble Attempt at ANONYMITY. . .if there is such a thing, any more.

Besides, at our ages, gender doesn't count for much any more.
We're OLD. We're basically on the same wavelength.
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
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Tell her you went gay last week and Leroy is a kickboxer with violence issues.
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What does your marriage counselor have to say about these feelings you have?
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25544022


Honey..it's me. Didn't know I went on GLP huh?

I wished like hell that when I got home you'd be dead or gone or both!!!

Best sleep with one eye open.

Your loving spouse.
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09/06/2013 01:53 PM
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
How passive-aggressive can you get?!

Before you get too drunk, book yourself a hotel room and stay there until further notice. I'm not kidding. Leave. Your obligations and family requirements are not nearly as serious as you think they are. Someone else can handle them, and believe me, they are probably itching to do that since if you have this much hatred for your spouse they are living it on a daily basis as well. Do everyone involved a favor and just leave already.
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I'm not passive-aggressive, my friend.
Spouse knows I'm dreading this return and have enjoyed the down-time; that its been good for us as a whole, & probably saved me from criminal charges.
Leave? Can't do that. Family Obligations ARE very important.
That's why they're called, umm...you know...OBLIGATIONS!! rimshot

HELLO??

I've never left - not into 'drama' etc! - but Im SO FUCKING SICK of this BULLSHIT.
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25544022


Honey..it's me. Didn't know I went on GLP huh?

I wished like hell that when I got home you'd be dead or gone or both!!!

Best sleep with one eye open.

Your loving spouse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44740547


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09/06/2013 02:07 PM
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
How passive-aggressive can you get?!

Before you get too drunk, book yourself a hotel room and stay there until further notice. I'm not kidding. Leave. Your obligations and family requirements are not nearly as serious as you think they are. Someone else can handle them, and believe me, they are probably itching to do that since if you have this much hatred for your spouse they are living it on a daily basis as well. Do everyone involved a favor and just leave already.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2547540


I'm not passive-aggressive, my friend.
Spouse knows I'm dreading this return and have enjoyed the down-time; that its been good for us as a whole, & probably saved me from criminal charges.
Leave? Can't do that. Family Obligations ARE very important.
That's why they're called, umm...you know...OBLIGATIONS!! rimshot

HELLO??

I've never left - not into 'drama' etc! - but Im SO FUCKING SICK of this BULLSHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25544022


Let's see.. post defamatory rant about spouse on anony web forum.. check.
Whine about how you'd leave but only you can't because of endless reasons nobody else in the history of the world has ever dealt with before.. check.
Hoped spouse's plane would crash so you could avoid dealing with him.. check.
Actually bunked off of work to drown your feelings in alcohol instead of facing them directly by marching down to the courthouse to file divorce papers.. check.

Arguing with people on anony web forum about why the obvious answer is not the right answer to your problem.. check.

I'd say you have a raging case of passive aggression there, OP. Get off the internet and take yourself to a counselor ASAP.
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09/06/2013 02:08 PM
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Honey..it's me. Didn't know I went on GLP huh?

I wished like hell that when I got home you'd be dead or gone or both!!!

Best sleep with one eye open.

Your loving spouse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44740547


Spouse does NOT go on GLP....LOL!
Besides, if spouse did go on GLP I'd have record of it.
What...never heard of Sentry DNS? It's inexpensive, but keeps track of every single website accessed, on up to 25 devices (with my contract) - phones, computers, whatever.

Again, I didn't hide that from the spouse. We agreed to implement the SENTRY DNS TRACKER.

And yeah, it traces my shit just like it does their shit.

Then again, I have nothing to hide.

hiding
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09/06/2013 02:09 PM
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25544022


You are a very miserable and sick woman!! Give your life to Jesus Christ and you will be much happier, providing your boyfriend gives his life to Jesus also!!
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09/06/2013 02:12 PM
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Stop doing the right thing and let people know what a jerk he is. Or just try to focus on the good things about him and deal with obligations. Just try to find some sort of happiness. Do you have your own bedroom? Maybe that would help.
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Honey..it's me. Didn't know I went on GLP huh?

I wished like hell that when I got home you'd be dead or gone or both!!!

Best sleep with one eye open.

Your loving spouse.
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Spouse does NOT go on GLP....LOL!
Besides, if spouse did go on GLP I'd have record of it.
What...never heard of Sentry DNS? It's inexpensive, but keeps track of every single website accessed, on up to 25 devices (with my contract) - phones, computers, whatever.

Again, I didn't hide that from the spouse. We agreed to implement the SENTRY DNS TRACKER.

And yeah, it traces my shit just like it does their shit.

Then again, I have nothing to hide.

hiding
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So you're.. tracking his online activity across the globe like some sort of psycho, investing a ton of emotional energy into hating the bastard yet, and this is all still somehow easier than pulling the trigger?

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09/06/2013 02:23 PM
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op is a man. i don't think that many women know about all that tracking stuff.
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09/06/2013 02:24 PM
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I'm sorry to hear that Op. Life insurance pays triple on a business flight, what a great loss.
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09/06/2013 02:25 PM
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It is what it is...and that's OK.

thanks for *everything* GLP! LOL!!
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I'm sorry to hear that Op. Life insurance pays triple on a business flight, what a great loss.
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I'm sorry to hear that Op. Life insurance pays triple on a business flight, what a great loss.
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IKR?!!

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09/06/2013 02:29 PM
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op is a man. i don't think that many women know about all that tracking stuff.
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25544022


Don't waste your time on all the critics OP. You are not alone. Many fall into the trap, marriage - or whatever - mortgage, kids.. it's all BS but by the time you realise it, you are up to your neck.

Is it better to stick it out, or jump into the unknown? Everyone who finds themselves in this situation has to come to their own conclusion. Good luck..
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Spouse has been gone for 6+ weeks, working overseas.

I am soooo dreading the homecoming. I halfway hoped their plane would crash...it didn't. Great for everyone else onboard...not so great for me.

Still, I'm glad everyone made it OK.

I hate feeling this way. It's not like me.

I can't leave - there are Family Obligations to many, many people or else I would leave the motherfucker to stew in the cesspool of their own making.

I basically despise this POS liar but I am tied...do I make myself happy or let our kids/grandkids know what a POS this individual really is?

UGH...here it comes. Downtime is over.

Back to the Real World.

I guess I'm just tired of always doing the right thing when THE CLUELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSWIPE couldn't care less.

I literally called in sick to work, today, so I could stay home & get drunk. I rarely drink...but today, I just wanted to get drunk.

There it is.

Have at me.

/rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25544022


Don't waste your time on all the critics OP. You are not alone. Many fall into the trap, marriage - or whatever - mortgage, kids.. it's all BS but by the time you realise it, you are up to your neck.

Is it better to stick it out, or jump into the unknown? Everyone who finds themselves in this situation has to come to their own conclusion. Good luck..
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THANK YOU, FRIEND.
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09/06/2013 03:44 PM
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Needed a catcher title though, like "Don't like to grouse but my spouse is a louse and back in the house."
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Hopefully you drink yourself to death before your spouse gets home; maybe that's what they've been hoping for.
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09/06/2013 04:17 PM
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get a pet Wombat

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Hey Obama, is that you?
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Re: **BREAKING!** My spouse comes home today...and I'm dreading it.
Been there, done that. Know exactly how you feel. Husband came home after 6 weeks and I could not make myself happy to see him. It had been such a relief to live without his abuse and critism (and yes, I had always been faithful at all times).

He came back. I did my best to make it work. I wish I had gotten out earlier, but I understand what you mean my family, etc keeps you trying.

I am sorry--it is so hard. Please remember you life is not a dress rehearsal, this is it. Do your best!
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nothing to see here folks....just another spoiled batshit crazy housewife on prozac.
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Sounds like you're a weak willed type of person, OP. Just fucking leave! You already know that you're not happy there, so what are you waiting for? And don't go passing on the blame on to others. You're living YOUR life, like the others around you are living theirs. Just wait till your laying there, on your death bed, and just wishing that you had up'ed and left when you were fit enough to start a new life (that suited YOU and not suited just the others around you). If it's as bad as you're making out then DO IT! You've only one life to do whatever you want to do in. Don't waste it stuck somewhere that you're not happy in. Move on, keep moving on till you find your happiness :)

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