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Obama calls Putin a jack ass

 
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[link to m.newyorker.com]
ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40893514


Is this a joke cause if it is, it is not funny but if it isnt it is very funny. And I cant be bothered looking into it to see if it is a joke cause it realy sounds like BS.
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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40893514


It's a bit "Onionish" my friend.
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09/06/2013 06:36 PM
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lol, fail.
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Yeah, funny cause it's true, even if it's not.
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09/06/2013 06:38 PM
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Ummm I dont believe it. Dont think its true.

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09/06/2013 07:20 PM
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wtf
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09/06/2013 07:21 PM

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BO 5
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09/06/2013 08:27 PM
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bsflag

This is a satire humor column you morans
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09/06/2013 08:33 PM
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No,,, if true and not on American News channels there is no doubt the press lies to the people.
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[link to m.newyorker.com]
ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40893514


calling a spade a spade.

thank you for speaking for me obama.

he is a jack ass.
only the song of silence soothes every soul.
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09/06/2013 08:36 PM
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I doubt Obama has the balls to talk to Putin like that, and I know he wouldn't do it twice.
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09/06/2013 08:37 PM
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I doubt Obama has the balls to talk to Putin like that, and I know he wouldn't do it twice.
 Quoting: Unixlike


lol.

you cant give him a piece of credit for anything or you have to admit you may be wrong about something.

lol
only the song of silence soothes every soul.
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09/07/2013 12:53 AM
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I doubt Obama has the balls to talk to Putin like that, and I know he wouldn't do it twice.
 Quoting: Unixlike


lol.

you cant give him a piece of credit for anything or you have to admit you may be wrong about something.

lol
 Quoting: orpheuskingstone


HAH! Maybe not the balls, but definitely the idiocy!!!!
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09/07/2013 12:55 AM
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I doubt Obama has the balls to talk to Putin like that, and I know he wouldn't do it twice.
 Quoting: Unixlike


lol.

you cant give him a piece of credit for anything or you have to admit you may be wrong about something.

lol
 Quoting: orpheuskingstone


HAH! Maybe not the balls, but definitely the idiocy!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37197060


putin is an idiot, obama calls him out, but still putin is the badass cause he likes to fuck bears.

sounds kinda like when everyone was pissed at bush.

remember that?
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give the man credit where it is due, or you are blinded by your ideals.
only the song of silence soothes every soul.
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09/07/2013 12:58 AM
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Everything in "Borowitz Report" is bullshit. Just go and read all his blog entries and surely you will realise this.
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09/07/2013 03:22 AM
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The only asshole is Obama. Get his ass kicked if it were true.[/googlevid]
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09/07/2013 03:26 AM
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I got a silly sense of amusement when one MP called Putin a "Tosser"

"A Tory backbencher who branded Vladimir Putin a "tosser" on a social networking site has defended his comments amid heightened diplomatic tension between Britain and Russia."

read more at:
[link to www.independent.co.uk]
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09/07/2013 04:50 AM

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OMG.... I can't believe he just did that..

First he insults the Queen of England and her family (his feet up on the Resolute Desk) and now he insults the Head of Russia? Well, he wanted a war, he got one.

He needs to remember, every time he points his finger, there are three fingers on that same hand that are pointing right back at him.

another do
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09/07/2013 04:59 AM
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It was reported in "The NewYorker". True, I think. It is funny that you all thought it was so bad that it had to be satire.
Supposedly, it is true. But, it might be wise to make sure.
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09/07/2013 05:01 AM
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Stay classy San Diego!!

Crap is about to go down.

It's easy to forget they were the USSR about 20 years ago ....
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09/07/2013 05:06 AM
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It was reported in "The NewYorker". True, I think. It is funny that you all thought it was so bad that it had to be satire.
Supposedly, it is true. But, it might be wise to make sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40337870


putin

Read some other stuff Borowitz has written, see if you can figure it out.

[link to www.newyorker.com]
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09/07/2013 05:15 AM
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If these two hate one another, why do they look so cozy with one another?
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09/07/2013 05:20 AM

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If these two hate one another, why do they look so cozy with one another?
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It is called Politics.
or Putting up a Front, while you are stabbing them in the back.
blah blah blah blah blah bla
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If Obama didn't call him that, then I want to!

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