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If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it

 
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If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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All of them. Plus you if they decide to offer pan cakes or something shiny. Or if they put shapeshifting Reptoid-Jesus at the entrance.

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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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A middle eastern looking Jesus character or a bearded Fabio/ hippie looking one? Or perhaps a Pleadian?
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
who programmed you to post this? you are too close to whats real.. seems everyone already knows..
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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A middle eastern looking Jesus character or a bearded Fabio/ hippie looking one? Or perhaps a Pleadian?
 Quoting: Janine69


Multiple ships with ethnically acceptable Saviors designated for each region.....obvi.
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
Oooh wrong thread. Anyway, yes as soon as they bring Jesus-Jizeus-Hail Zeus-Hail Satan in the game, its checkmate for large portions of the population.

Dem Aliums got it all covered. They got Obummer messiah for the most gullible, cute hybrid bug children, Nordics with huge boobs and their trumph card *the Jezus*.

And if that doesn't do the trick than reptoids with tridents with show up.


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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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All of them. Plus you if they decide to offer pan cakes or something shiny. Or if they put shapeshifting Reptoid-Jesus at the entrance.

iamwith
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Shiny thing, pancakes and reptoid Jebus...
Yeah i'd be done.
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who programmed you to post this? you are too close to whats real.. seems everyone already knows..
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Nah...I'm nobody. They don't pay attention to me.
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
Why would they bother with stupid propaganda like that.

They'd just start harvesting. Who cares what dumba animals think. Like showing movies to cattle, before they get the bolt gun to the head.


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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
pope is rubbing is hands in delight.

the word of god is the tanach, the word of rcc is in the nt.

who you going to believe?
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
Multiple ships with ethnically acceptable Saviors designated for each region.....obvi.
 Quoting: interlocutor

That made me laugh, not very surprisingly since you're a thundercat. Though i somehow question the practicability of this agenda. It would lead to too much confusion, even if they take the internet down it would spread within weeks, too short of a time window for them to finish the operation.

And i doubt the use of hologram technology anyway, since they are likely waaaaaay past thatand probably already got a individualized project blue beam in place that adapts its messages to every individual mind(program).

But probably they just drop black-hole bombs on us and suck us directly into their dimension all once.

lmao

Nah...I'm nobody. They don't pay attention to me.
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Now they do.
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I like to think aliens would have a sense of humor i guess. Why go all battlefield earth when half the population or so would walk right into the ship?


Yeah a perfect jesus projected into your mind would be better.
You could make gaia like figures for the women for instance.

Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not.
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Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not.
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They would

abduct
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Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not.
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They would

abduct
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oh yeah
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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i would, i dont want to go to work monday
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals?
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Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals?
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yeah, idiot OP wants a fantasy before he gets slaughtered.


stupid humans
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Multiple ships with ethnically acceptable Saviors designated for each region.....obvi.
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So what happens if you are a white guy on holiday in Asia?
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Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals?
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Not fooling. Herding. It would be efficient and save their physical resources.
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Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals?
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Not fooling. Herding. It would be efficient and save their physical resources.
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Moron is you. Put them to sleep and harvest
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Multiple ships with ethnically acceptable Saviors designated for each region.....obvi.
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So what happens if you are a white guy on holiday in Asia?
 Quoting: Janine69


Are you going to say fuck you to a 200 hundred foot tall asian jesus or say "welp, Jesus is asian...huh, who knew?"

I figure most the population would go quietly then they rustle up the rest of us later.
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34917080


Not fooling. Herding. It would be efficient and save their physical resources.
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Moron is you. Put them to sleep and harvest
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This thread must be getting to people. i've been insulted with childish names repeatedly now.

Funny really.
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I like to think aliens would have a sense of humor i guess. Why go all battlefield earth when half the population or so would walk right into the ship?


Yeah a perfect jesus projected into your mind would be better.
You could make gaia like figures for the women for instance.

Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not.
 Quoting: interlocutor


I don't think at this point religion would be the way to go. I think having the mothership land, open up it's door, and revealing a stage lined with half-naked hotter than hot alien babes with big boobs, pole-dancing, would be enough for most of the male population of the planet to climb aboard. Oh, and a buffet.
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I like to think aliens would have a sense of humor i guess. Why go all battlefield earth when half the population or so would walk right into the ship?


Yeah a perfect jesus projected into your mind would be better.
You could make gaia like figures for the women for instance.

Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not.
 Quoting: interlocutor


I don't think at this point religion would be the way to go. I think having the mothership land, open up it's door, and revealing a stage lined with half-naked hotter than hot alien babes with big boobs, pole-dancing, would be enough for most of the male population of the planet to climb aboard. Oh, and a buffet.
 Quoting: waxonwaxoff


Yup...that might do it.

replace it with a Bed bath and beyond and chip and dale dancers the ladies are done too.
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
How many people would just line up like cattle in a shoot and get on board?
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even one will be too many

these are our brethren, every one

regardless of what they yet lack in edification regarding truth, as such is in no way their own fault

I foresee something similar happening and it's heartbreaking in fact

on a level which I haven't words to define

; (
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lol bump
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Re: If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it
I wouldnt fall for it.
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I sure as hell would, and laugh at you idiots who were afraid of the angels, roflmao. Sooo long , suckers. Enjoy hell, we don't want you to get on the ship. There is no Jesus, good bye.
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I sure as hell would, and laugh at you idiots who were afraid of the angels, roflmao. Sooo long , suckers. Enjoy hell, we don't want you to get on the ship. There is no Jesus, good bye.
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how christ like of you.

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