If aliens made motherships shaped like a giant cloud and projected a Jesus floating above it | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46449927 Germany 09/07/2013 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oooh wrong thread. Anyway, yes as soon as they bring Jesus-Jizeus-Hail Zeus-Hail Satan in the game, its checkmate for large portions of the population. Dem Aliums got it all covered. They got Obummer messiah for the most gullible, cute hybrid bug children, Nordics with huge boobs and their trumph card *the Jezus*. And if that doesn't do the trick than reptoids with tridents with show up. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46449927 Germany 09/07/2013 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Multiple ships with ethnically acceptable Saviors designated for each region.....obvi. Quoting: interlocutor That made me laugh, not very surprisingly since you're a thundercat. Though i somehow question the practicability of this agenda. It would lead to too much confusion, even if they take the internet down it would spread within weeks, too short of a time window for them to finish the operation. And i doubt the use of hologram technology anyway, since they are likely waaaaaay past thatand probably already got a individualized project blue beam in place that adapts its messages to every individual mind(program). But probably they just drop black-hole bombs on us and suck us directly into their dimension all once. Now they do. |
interlocutor (OP) User ID: 43853955 United States 09/07/2013 03:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah a perfect jesus projected into your mind would be better. You could make gaia like figures for the women for instance. Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34917080 United States 09/07/2013 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46474410 United States 09/07/2013 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34917080 yeah, idiot OP wants a fantasy before he gets slaughtered. stupid humans |
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interlocutor (OP) User ID: 43853955 United States 09/07/2013 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34917080 Not fooling. Herding. It would be efficient and save their physical resources. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46474410 United States 09/07/2013 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34917080 Not fooling. Herding. It would be efficient and save their physical resources. Moron is you. Put them to sleep and harvest |
interlocutor (OP) User ID: 43853955 United States 09/07/2013 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Multiple ships with ethnically acceptable Saviors designated for each region.....obvi. Quoting: interlocutor So what happens if you are a white guy on holiday in Asia? Are you going to say fuck you to a 200 hundred foot tall asian jesus or say "welp, Jesus is asian...huh, who knew?" I figure most the population would go quietly then they rustle up the rest of us later. |
interlocutor (OP) User ID: 43853955 United States 09/07/2013 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Assumes importance of humans to aliens. The one thing in common with all abductee reports is that aliens couldn't care less about us. We are animals to them, so why should they care about fooling animals? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34917080 Not fooling. Herding. It would be efficient and save their physical resources. Moron is you. Put them to sleep and harvest This thread must be getting to people. i've been insulted with childish names repeatedly now. Funny really. |
waxonwaxoff User ID: 46227092 Spain 09/07/2013 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to think aliens would have a sense of humor i guess. Why go all battlefield earth when half the population or so would walk right into the ship? Quoting: interlocutor Yeah a perfect jesus projected into your mind would be better. You could make gaia like figures for the women for instance. Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not. I don't think at this point religion would be the way to go. I think having the mothership land, open up it's door, and revealing a stage lined with half-naked hotter than hot alien babes with big boobs, pole-dancing, would be enough for most of the male population of the planet to climb aboard. Oh, and a buffet. |
interlocutor (OP) User ID: 43853955 United States 09/07/2013 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to think aliens would have a sense of humor i guess. Why go all battlefield earth when half the population or so would walk right into the ship? Quoting: interlocutor Yeah a perfect jesus projected into your mind would be better. You could make gaia like figures for the women for instance. Really the point of this thread was to make ppl wonder if they would fall for this scenario or not. I don't think at this point religion would be the way to go. I think having the mothership land, open up it's door, and revealing a stage lined with half-naked hotter than hot alien babes with big boobs, pole-dancing, would be enough for most of the male population of the planet to climb aboard. Oh, and a buffet. Yup...that might do it. replace it with a Bed bath and beyond and chip and dale dancers the ladies are done too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46476193 United States 09/07/2013 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | even one will be too many these are our brethren, every one regardless of what they yet lack in edification regarding truth, as such is in no way their own fault I foresee something similar happening and it's heartbreaking in fact on a level which I haven't words to define ; ( |
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