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Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull

 
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Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!


“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.

“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.

“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”

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Wow. It's a good BS line but it's badly done BS. Should've gotten better writers.
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Are you sure you want to believe that. Here is another source.

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
When they found the chip back in 2011, they used it power an Android-based mini PC.
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09/09/2013 03:43 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Are you sure you want to believe that. Here is another source.

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
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deadlaughs
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Cool!

Aliens have been around alot longer than us.

It that whats wrong with all the world leaders...?

They are all chipped...?

LOL

I wouldn't doubt it for a minute!
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09/09/2013 03:57 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
now you know why Obama, Hillary, Kerry,
McCain, Bush and Putin have scars
on their heads.

TPTB are ET's
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09/09/2013 03:59 PM
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now you know why Obama, Hillary, Kerry,
McCain, Bush and Putin have scars
on their heads.

TPTB are ET's
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and don't forget

Prince William, Prince Andrew, Prince Charles,
Princess Diana, Princess Kate and the
Reptilian Queen herself.

all have implants and head scars
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
That's easy! Some silicon based alien life form probably skull-fucked him and impregnated his skull with a microchip (silicon based)!
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09/09/2013 04:02 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
But his remains location is so public, it could have been placed by NSA at any given time or anyone else for that matter.


Take a look:
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09/09/2013 04:40 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
So Napoleon was under 0-care too?
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09/09/2013 04:41 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Hitler had one too there is penitently record where he could almost flee from any assassins attempts on him.
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09/09/2013 04:58 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
now you know why Obama, Hillary, Kerry,
McCain, Bush and Putin have scars
on their heads.

TPTB are ET's
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They have been waiting for the ones with DNA to evolve that do not need a chip. Some of us are "them" we are walking around you in society and you don't even know.

Believe me or not it doesn't matter. Some of "them" can use their energy to effect electronics.... lets put it this way, when you go through more computers and ps3's than others due to heat problems it eventually clicks...

Think of the movie Men who stare at goats.... now imagine George Goony as your average white kid from the suburbs. James Holmes would be a great example... he was not able to override TPTB when they turned him on. Some of us are able to short their circuits.... "They" really don't like that.

They are the nobody's. If they become angry bad things happen.... right now we are pretty angry at what's goin on.

The Nobody.
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I can see why they were confused.

Most tyranical despots have chips
inserted to their shoulder early
in their political careers.
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09/09/2013 09:10 PM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
They also discovered that in paintings of Napoleon, he was depicted as having a front butt.
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Cool!

Aliens have been around alot longer than us.

It that whats wrong with all the world leaders...?

They are all chipped...?

LOL

I wouldn't doubt it for a minute!
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pretty much... try explaining that to a tard
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I do not remember ever being abducted by aliens when I was Napoleon.
I am positive this could be a lie. The chip could have been put in his skull a year ago without us or the scientists who discovered it knowing it.
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10/18/2013 12:50 AM
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They also discovered that in paintings of Napoleon, he was depicted as having a front butt.
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.

Napoleon was average height for the time.
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10/18/2013 01:14 AM
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
complete BS. What french medical journal was this info published in? How come no French newspaper even mentions this?
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Are you sure you want to believe that. Here is another source.

[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46385782


:deadlaughs:
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Looks like he can suck a mean dick
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
I'll bet that BatBoy is somehow behind all of this..
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!


“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.

“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.

“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”

[link to www.thehealersjournal.com]
 Quoting: Shadowy_Planet


timebandits movie....he had a golden hand too.
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Re: Microchip Found in Napoleon Bonaparte’s Skull
Hitler had one too there is penitently record where he could almost flee from any assassins attempts on him.
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He only had one ball

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