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BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!

 
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BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!
After losing to Putin in the political arena regarding Syria all week, Obama is now setting a new red line challenge. But instead of Syria, Obama is challenging Russia directly.

"Our John Kerry has better hair than your Putin" says Obama. "Take that you ruskies !"
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Re: BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!
I dunno.
Does Kerry's plastic face & hair count?
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Re: BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!
Kerry's face looks like a sagging leather baseball mitt stapled to his skull by ewoks. His hair is of no consequence.
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Re: BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!
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Re: BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!
Obama should go hair to hair with Putin if he wants to keep it fair. That would put Kerry against Igor Shuvalov (I believe he is Kerry's Russian counterpart anyway).

It's looks like a draw to me all the way around...
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Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems."
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Re: BREAKING: Embarrassed by Putin, Obama challenges Putin to "who has the better hair", John Kerry or Putin !!!
Kerry's face looks like a sagging leather baseball mitt stapled to his skull by ewoks. His hair is of no consequence.
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So you are familiar with Ewok hair style preferences.
You just uncovered yourself as an Ewok undercover agent.

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