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Obamas address to the nation will go something like this

 
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Obamas address to the nation will go something like this
My fellow Afro Americans

Tonight I have launched operation call my bluff against Syria

I set a red line, that I didnt set, I am going to launch a bombing campaign that has just been canceled, I have gone to congress to approve the vote I dont need to go to war.
There will be no boots on the ground, unless there needs to be boots on the ground.

But I say to you my fellow Americans

These things can all be avoided, if Assad hands over the chemical weapons that the rebels used, we can avoid this action of inaction and indecision.

Now we have tabled a motion at the UN security council tonight to cancel the motion of launching action against Syria. But I say this, this will not be a permanent cancellation, it will only be a cancellation that doesn't interfere with my golfing schedule.


Now Secretary of State John Kerry is currently in Europe organizing a coalition of the willing, which includes Great Britain, even thought they have voted already and are not willing.
He will be stopping in Germany, who are also not so willing

The French have already surrendered and told us they are going along with what ever we do.


Which at the moment I know is nothing, but I am waiting to do something, I just haven't thought about how to do it yet.

Thankyou and goodnight.
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PS Anne Coulter

Who are you calling a monkey, Im coming round to see you, someone pass me a grenade.
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My fellow Kenyans...
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Hahahaha! Great stuff, OP!

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Hahahaha! Great stuff, OP!

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I think it will have an R&B theme!




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It will start off with this this on the screen ...

DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU HEAR DURING THIS SPEECH!

The listener is responsible for discerning the validity, factuality or implications of information stated here, be it fictional or based on real events. Michelle will make every effort to review the material spoken during this speech however, it is not realistically possible for her to understand each and every one of the big words used.
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Im the long legged mack daddy
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I think he knows hes fucked up this whole Syria thing.

He just doesn't know how to get out of it without looking stupid.
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I bet the networks told him he better be on time ...
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There should also be a disclaimer any similarity between this man and an actual President of the United States LIVING OR DEAD is purely co-incidental and not intended.
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Re: Obamas address to the nation will go something like this
My fellow Afro Americans

Tonight I have launched operation call my bluff against Syria

I set a red line, that I didnt set, I am going to launch a bombing campaign that has just been canceled, I have gone to congress to approve the vote I dont need to go to war.
There will be no boots on the ground, unless there needs to be boots on the ground.

But I say to you my fellow Americans

These things can all be avoided, if Assad hands over the chemical weapons that the rebels used, we can avoid this action of inaction and indecision.

Now we have tabled a motion at the UN security council tonight to cancel the motion of launching action against Syria. But I say this, this will not be a permanent cancellation, it will only be a cancellation that doesn't interfere with my golfing schedule.


Now Secretary of State John Kerry is currently in Europe organizing a coalition of the willing, which includes Great Britain, even thought they have voted already and are not willing.
He will be stopping in Germany, who are also not so willing

The French have already surrendered and told us they are going along with what ever we do.


Which at the moment I know is nothing, but I am waiting to do something, I just haven't thought about how to do it yet.

Thankyou and goodnight.
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nailed_it cruise
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We might go to war because Obama can't stand a white guy showing him up ...
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Re: Obamas address to the nation will go something like this
My fellow Afro Americans

Tonight I have launched operation call my bluff against Syria

I set a red line, that I didnt set, I am going to launch a bombing campaign that has just been canceled, I have gone to congress to approve the vote I dont need to go to war.
There will be no boots on the ground, unless there needs to be boots on the ground.

But I say to you my fellow Americans

These things can all be avoided, if Assad hands over the chemical weapons that the rebels used, we can avoid this action of inaction and indecision.

Now we have tabled a motion at the UN security council tonight to cancel the motion of launching action against Syria. But I say this, this will not be a permanent cancellation, it will only be a cancellation that doesn't interfere with my golfing schedule.


Now Secretary of State John Kerry is currently in Europe organizing a coalition of the willing, which includes Great Britain, even thought they have voted already and are not willing.
He will be stopping in Germany, who are also not so willing

The French have already surrendered and told us they are going along with what ever we do.


Which at the moment I know is nothing, but I am waiting to do something, I just haven't thought about how to do it yet.

Thankyou and goodnight.
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clappa
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He should have just used this one.

It was way way better.
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Re: Obamas address to the nation will go something like this
I'm predicting it will be something more like... THIS


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or... THIS

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He talked so much shit, I couldn't tell where his mouth ended and his asshole began
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My fellow Afro Americans

Tonight I have launched operation call my bluff against Syria

I set a red line, that I didnt set, I am going to launch a bombing campaign that has just been canceled, I have gone to congress to approve the vote I dont need to go to war.
There will be no boots on the ground, unless there needs to be boots on the ground.

But I say to you my fellow Americans

These things can all be avoided, if Assad hands over the chemical weapons that the rebels used, we can avoid this action of inaction and indecision.

Now we have tabled a motion at the UN security council tonight to cancel the motion of launching action against Syria. But I say this, this will not be a permanent cancellation, it will only be a cancellation that doesn't interfere with my golfing schedule.


Now Secretary of State John Kerry is currently in Europe organizing a coalition of the willing, which includes Great Britain, even thought they have voted already and are not willing.
He will be stopping in Germany, who are also not so willing

The French have already surrendered and told us they are going along with what ever we do.


Which at the moment I know is nothing, but I am waiting to do something, I just haven't thought about how to do it yet.

Thankyou and goodnight.
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Yes, this is exactly what he said. Excellent summary for those who missed it.

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He talked so much shit, I couldn't tell where his mouth ended and his asshole began
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LOL
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Very funny and maybe way too accurate!
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My fellow Afro Americans

Tonight I have launched operation call my bluff against Syria

I set a red line, that I didnt set, I am going to launch a bombing campaign that has just been canceled, I have gone to congress to approve the vote I dont need to go to war.
There will be no boots on the ground, unless there needs to be boots on the ground.

But I say to you my fellow Americans

These things can all be avoided, if Assad hands over the chemical weapons that the rebels used, we can avoid this action of inaction and indecision.

Now we have tabled a motion at the UN security council tonight to cancel the motion of launching action against Syria. But I say this, this will not be a permanent cancellation, it will only be a cancellation that doesn't interfere with my golfing schedule.


Now Secretary of State John Kerry is currently in Europe organizing a coalition of the willing, which includes Great Britain, even thought they have voted already and are not willing.
He will be stopping in Germany, who are also not so willing

The French have already surrendered and told us they are going along with what ever we do.


Which at the moment I know is nothing, but I am waiting to do something, I just haven't thought about how to do it yet.

Thankyou and goodnight.
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Made me laugh OP. thanks
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My fellow Afro Americans

Tonight I have launched operation call my bluff against Syria

I set a red line, that I didnt set, I am going to launch a bombing campaign that has just been canceled, I have gone to congress to approve the vote I dont need to go to war.
There will be no boots on the ground, unless there needs to be boots on the ground.

But I say to you my fellow Americans

These things can all be avoided, if Assad hands over the chemical weapons that the rebels used, we can avoid this action of inaction and indecision.

Now we have tabled a motion at the UN security council tonight to cancel the motion of launching action against Syria. But I say this, this will not be a permanent cancellation, it will only be a cancellation that doesn't interfere with my golfing schedule.


Now Secretary of State John Kerry is currently in Europe organizing a coalition of the willing, which includes Great Britain, even thought they have voted already and are not willing.
He will be stopping in Germany, who are also not so willing

The French have already surrendered and told us they are going along with what ever we do.


Which at the moment I know is nothing, but I am waiting to do something, I just haven't thought about how to do it yet.

Thankyou and goodnight.
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Made me laugh OP. thanks
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Hahahaha! Great stuff, OP!

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