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A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...

 
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A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...
"..:Well this certainly is a surprse and an honor, Mr. President. What an can I get you?"
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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lolsign

He isn't, its just the stereotype of being black I would assume. I have heard that George W. Bush was a heavy alcoholic at one point in his life.

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Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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lolsign

He isn't, its just the stereotype of being black I would assume. I have heard that George W. Bush was a heavy alcoholic at one point in his life.
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Bush was heavy into blow too.
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The Teatcher to the kids
- When was Rome built?
John raises hes arm and says
- at night
- Why do you say that John?
- Well. They say Rome wasnt built in a day!
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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Me either.
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Guy's....I think you are very very lucky to have an articulate man of compassion...merca aint all gunzzz and chev blocks...no?
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The Teatcher to the kids
- When was Rome built?
John raises hes arm and says
- at night
- Why do you say that John?
- Well. They say Rome wasnt built in a day!
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Its interesting you mention that. I heard that at the last Bilderberg bilderberg Group meetomg, Cheney was really going of on Obama, tearing him a new one for falling behind schedule on the Georgia Guidestones goals. Obama was all like, "Chill, bro. Rome wasn't burnt in a day."
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