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A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...

 
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A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...
"..:Well this certainly is a surprse and an honor, Mr. President. What an can I get you?"
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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lolsign

He isn't, its just the stereotype of being black I would assume. I have heard that George W. Bush was a heavy alcoholic at one point in his life.

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Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.

Amen.
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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lolsign

He isn't, its just the stereotype of being black I would assume. I have heard that George W. Bush was a heavy alcoholic at one point in his life.
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Bush was heavy into blow too.
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The Teatcher to the kids
- When was Rome built?
John raises hes arm and says
- at night
- Why do you say that John?
- Well. They say Rome wasnt built in a day!
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whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic
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Me either.
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Guy's....I think you are very very lucky to have an articulate man of compassion...merca aint all gunzzz and chev blocks...no?
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The Teatcher to the kids
- When was Rome built?
John raises hes arm and says
- at night
- Why do you say that John?
- Well. They say Rome wasnt built in a day!
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Its interesting you mention that. I heard that at the last Bilderberg bilderberg Group meetomg, Cheney was really going of on Obama, tearing him a new one for falling behind schedule on the Georgia Guidestones goals. Obama was all like, "Chill, bro. Rome wasn't burnt in a day."
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