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you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.

 
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you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.

what do you do?
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Go back to playing world of warcraft Patch came out WooHoo!!
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Leave asap
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.

what do you do?
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Post a thread on GLP asking what to do about a big alien space ship outside your window?

OP....Do you have a big alien spaceship outside your window?
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09/11/2013 04:36 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Grab my fucking high definition 3D mega zoom video camera AND my tripod. Why? Because the dam thing will leave town and no one will believe it is not:

1. weather balloon
2. Swamp gas
3. RC toy
4. Bird
5. Blimp
6. A zoomed in Bug
7. A wooden toy dangling from a stick

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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Walk outside and look up in wonder with fear in my heart

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We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
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Make sure you shake that camera too,and only film it for 20 seconds.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
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wrap my head in aluminium foil, THEN pick up my smartphone and take blurry videos of it
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09/11/2013 05:00 AM
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pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
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wrap my head in aluminium foil, THEN pick up my smartphone and take blurry videos of it
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Then run up my own arse. : )
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09/11/2013 05:06 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.

what do you do?
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Put the kettle on in case they fancy a cuppa. If they exist and if they wanted to harm us they would have done it already.. So bring it on already!
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09/11/2013 05:06 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I would go over and ask: got weed?
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
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wrap my head in aluminium foil, THEN pick up my smartphone and take blurry videos of it
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Then run up my own arse. : )
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That's hilarious!!! I haven't laughed so much in weeks!! Thanks for that!!!!!
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I would go over and ask: got weed?
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you buying or selling?
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09/11/2013 05:09 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Stay home. Wait for the press to report. Personally, I always imagine an alien press conference of some sort. I mean you don't approach an inhabited world unless you have something to say. My reaction will largely depend on what that message is.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.

what do you do?
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Probably set the bong down..
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09/11/2013 05:11 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Who cares.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
walk outside and take a piss and say this is my domanin

(actuALLY i/i'll poosted/post it on glp)
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id run over to the ufo, set up a hammock hanging from it, then get my mrs to take a photo :)
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walk outside and take a piss and say this is my domanin

(actuALLY i/i'll poosted/post it on glp)
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actually both occurrence's i posted here and a another i posted and actually happened?
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I'd say damn, Solar Guardian was right!!!

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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I pull out my .44 magnum revolver and crawl under the covers. lol
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
beam me up scotty!
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09/11/2013 05:46 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Start a thread titled:

A big alien space ship is over my town. Ask me a question.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I would telepathically communicate with the craft and request they help us to remove all destructive forces on this planet so that humanity can evolve in peace and with intelligence.
They would have such incriminating video and audio evidence of the corruption and debauchery within world governments and secret governments, plus heads of state that removing them and their minions would be straight forward.

All fearful and gun toting individuals would have no choice but to lay down arms and their hatred and if not they would have to join their dismissed leaders in quarantine to continue to figure out why destruction,fear and greed is a useless and painful exercise.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I'd say damn, Solar Guardian was right!!!

cruise
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chuckle
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I wouldn't do anything, the president and cousin Eddy are already in their fighter attacking it from area 51 as Will Smith already nucked the mothership.
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Start a thread titled:

A big alien space ship is over my town. Ask me a question.
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tardis Someone's already done that.
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09/11/2013 06:12 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I'd say damn, Solar Guardian was right!!!

cruise
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lmao
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I wouldn't do anything, the president and cousin Eddy are already in their fighter attacking it from area 51 as Will Smith already nucked the mothership.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45405354


throw Apple Mac computers at it!! Apple Macs DESTROY alien spaceships1

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