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you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.

 
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09/11/2013 06:23 AM
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Fuck Gandalf
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09/11/2013 06:25 AM
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I need a new garden hose with haspel.
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09/11/2013 06:27 AM

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I'd tell myself
"Well, okay then."
And go on as usual.

Whether or not aliens exist has no influence on our lifes.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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and a mirror for above the sofa and dry reck and midwindow which brakes in two and the above part falls down on my neck roller flex ... and a washingmachine running on water or something...
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09/11/2013 06:29 AM
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Fuck Gandalf
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Keep it secret.

Keep it safe....
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I'd tell myself
"Well, okay then."
And go on as usual.

Whether or not aliens exist has no influence on our lifes.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Eh i never liked the site of it in the air at night with that gold color
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09/11/2013 06:37 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010.
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I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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09/11/2013 06:55 AM
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I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site.
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09/11/2013 07:13 AM

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I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010.
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And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


What exactly changed in your life?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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09/11/2013 07:24 AM
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I would take loads of photos of it.
If it was there for a couple of days i would set up a live video stream so people could see it over the internet.
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09/11/2013 07:25 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
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pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46672437


Make sure you shake that camera too,and only film it for 20 seconds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680


pick up my camera & take blurry shots of it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46672437


wrap my head in aluminium foil, THEN pick up my smartphone and take blurry videos of it
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thanks for the laugh needed that
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09/11/2013 07:37 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


What exactly changed in your life?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


My entire life turned on it's head, I had everything, family, home, wife of ten years. After the first encounter I'm talking now, I had an epiphany, realized the life I led was "to normal", to regimented to routine, I did the whole get a young girlfriend thing, got kicked out of home by pissed off wife, led to divorce, had to start from scratch again at 37, and essentially rebuild all I had foresaken. Ten years on, I'm still with you g girlfriend, kids with me now, bought new house, bought business, built the life most blokes are to nut tied to do. Only now I know it's not really life we live, merely the illusion of existence we move through, and learned to manipulate that reality into a form that favors me.
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09/11/2013 07:41 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
either way, a traffic warden WILL find a way to get a parking fine attached to their ship or send em one in the post..

ha ha! I won my parking fine appeal.. hooray..!
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09/11/2013 08:01 AM

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And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


What exactly changed in your life?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


My entire life turned on it's head, I had everything, family, home, wife of ten years. After the first encounter I'm talking now, I had an epiphany, realized the life I led was "to normal", to regimented to routine, I did the whole get a young girlfriend thing, got kicked out of home by pissed off wife, led to divorce, had to start from scratch again at 37, and essentially rebuild all I had foresaken. Ten years on, I'm still with you g girlfriend, kids with me now, bought new house, bought business, built the life most blokes are to nut tied to do. Only now I know it's not really life we live, merely the illusion of existence we move through, and learned to manipulate that reality into a form that favors me.
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Yeah. sure.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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09/11/2013 08:03 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Call my Uncle and tell him to bring in his tomato plants.
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09/11/2013 08:19 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
Take a fresh and huge Swimming Towel
and start to jump up and down,
a bit like so:
5a
but i am waving the big Towel!

Ps: and yes, i would like to drink 4 Pints of Beer too
and hope that they have a Toilet on Board!
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09/11/2013 08:23 AM
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This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214

What exactly changed in your life?
 Quoting: Face Palmer


My entire life turned on it's head, I had everything, family, home, wife of ten years. After the first encounter I'm talking now, I had an epiphany, realized the life I led was "to normal", to regimented to routine, I did the whole get a young girlfriend thing, got kicked out of home by pissed off wife, led to divorce, had to start from scratch again at 37, and essentially rebuild all I had foresaken. Ten years on, I'm still with you g girlfriend, kids with me now, bought new house, bought business, built the life most blokes are to nut tied to do. Only now I know it's not really life we live, merely the illusion of existence we move through, and learned to manipulate that reality into a form that favors me.
 Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214


Yeah. sure.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


All true. No bull. You asked, I told.
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09/11/2013 08:47 AM
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I'd say damn, Solar Guardian was right!!!

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09/11/2013 09:13 AM
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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
show them another moon
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09/11/2013 09:26 AM

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Re: you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town.
I would do one thing the same as previous poster, I would put the bong down, then I would start the vid camera, then I would go in camera view and scream up at em to let the humans inside know that I know its not alien.

And if it is alien, that may be above humans, but they are still morons also, and I would be sure to let them know my frustrations, like they give a sh%t.

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