you look out your window and you see a big alien space ship over your town. | |
Face Palmer User ID: 46624603 Germany 09/11/2013 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd tell myself "Well, okay then." And go on as usual. Whether or not aliens exist has no influence on our lifes. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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Face Palmer User ID: 1149868 Germany 09/11/2013 06:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010. Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214 And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same? "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
Unbeliever User ID: 37847214 Australia 09/11/2013 06:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010. Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214 And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same? This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site. |
Face Palmer User ID: 1149868 Germany 09/11/2013 07:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010. Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214 And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same? This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site. What exactly changed in your life? "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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Unbeliever User ID: 37847214 Australia 09/11/2013 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I did this. I stood on my balcony, staring out over the city skyline in the distance, when three lights in triangular formation slowly glided into view from over tree tops to my left. My girlfriend had gone to the supermarket, so it was only witnessed by myself. I took my nokia music express out of my rear pocket, aimed it in the direction straight overhead as the formation glided silently by, and snapped one picture. My hands were shaking I recall, due to the significance of what I was witness to. This object glided without any sound whatsoever, and literally as described in your question, a UFO moved straight over my town. Strangely enough it was the first time I had tuned into a sherry Shriner show earlier that night, so the timing was uncanny to say the least. True story, happened in 2010. Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214 And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same? This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site. What exactly changed in your life? My entire life turned on it's head, I had everything, family, home, wife of ten years. After the first encounter I'm talking now, I had an epiphany, realized the life I led was "to normal", to regimented to routine, I did the whole get a young girlfriend thing, got kicked out of home by pissed off wife, led to divorce, had to start from scratch again at 37, and essentially rebuild all I had foresaken. Ten years on, I'm still with you g girlfriend, kids with me now, bought new house, bought business, built the life most blokes are to nut tied to do. Only now I know it's not really life we live, merely the illusion of existence we move through, and learned to manipulate that reality into a form that favors me. |
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Face Palmer User ID: 46624603 Germany 09/11/2013 08:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Face Palmer And what happened since then? Did you grow another dick? Developed some sort of telekinesis? Or is your life basically the same? This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site. What exactly changed in your life? My entire life turned on it's head, I had everything, family, home, wife of ten years. After the first encounter I'm talking now, I had an epiphany, realized the life I led was "to normal", to regimented to routine, I did the whole get a young girlfriend thing, got kicked out of home by pissed off wife, led to divorce, had to start from scratch again at 37, and essentially rebuild all I had foresaken. Ten years on, I'm still with you g girlfriend, kids with me now, bought new house, bought business, built the life most blokes are to nut tied to do. Only now I know it's not really life we live, merely the illusion of existence we move through, and learned to manipulate that reality into a form that favors me. Yeah. sure. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37847214 Australia 09/11/2013 08:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Unbeliever 37847214 This was my second encounter. The first time was slightly less thrilling, but since it happened, my life changed radically, yes. No second dick though, telekinesis was always there. My view on our surround ding reality has altered immensely since, I will say that. I still have the picture, it's on the tablet I'm typing on but I don't know how to upload to this site. What exactly changed in your life? My entire life turned on it's head, I had everything, family, home, wife of ten years. After the first encounter I'm talking now, I had an epiphany, realized the life I led was "to normal", to regimented to routine, I did the whole get a young girlfriend thing, got kicked out of home by pissed off wife, led to divorce, had to start from scratch again at 37, and essentially rebuild all I had foresaken. Ten years on, I'm still with you g girlfriend, kids with me now, bought new house, bought business, built the life most blokes are to nut tied to do. Only now I know it's not really life we live, merely the illusion of existence we move through, and learned to manipulate that reality into a form that favors me. Yeah. sure. All true. No bull. You asked, I told. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37890524 United States 09/11/2013 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would do one thing the same as previous poster, I would put the bong down, then I would start the vid camera, then I would go in camera view and scream up at em to let the humans inside know that I know its not alien. And if it is alien, that may be above humans, but they are still morons also, and I would be sure to let them know my frustrations, like they give a sh%t. |