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Apple Releases New Camp FEMA iPhone - American's Line Up to Buy It

 
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Apple Releases New Camp FEMA iPhone - American's Line Up to Buy It

Complete with thumbprint "sign of the beast" identity sensor.

[link to www.apple.com]

Republicans and Democrats agree that giving up your freedoms for a pile of SHITE is the American Way!

"It's the gotta have electronic device"

Go Team America, Go!


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09/11/2013 11:16 PM
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One out of one Rush Limbaugh's agree, the Camp FEMA phone is awesome!


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09/11/2013 11:30 PM
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Americans don't care about slave labor.
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09/12/2013 03:17 AM
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Americans don't care about slave labor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44931650



Sorta.

They love the crap it brings into the US, but don't want to see images of it.

Or to be reminded of it.

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09/12/2013 03:35 AM
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woooo hooooo im definitely getting one of them !

What a cool device !
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09/12/2013 11:40 PM
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Preorder on Friday the 13th!


I know you GLPers are camping out in order to preorder one.



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09/12/2013 11:47 PM
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I will give ANYONE I see with this phone a rash of shit and If you know anyone that buys this, punch them in the face please!
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09/12/2013 11:51 PM
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I think it the mark of the traitor and it's great that they made this one gold. That way it makes it very easy to spot the sheep from a distance without even having to listen to them.


Here's to you APple flip
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So did you notice the Black and White logo?
Is it Apple saying "hey we are now going into Big Brother for real with this fingerprintscanning device"?

Or just the usual Masonic checker crap?
I haven't seen Apple playing around with their logo before in that fashion (maybe they did) but found it interesting half is black and half is white.

Could be the fusion of opposites agenda as well?
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09/13/2013 12:04 AM
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So did you notice the Black and White logo?
Is it Apple saying "hey we are now going into Big Brother for real with this fingerprintscanning device"?

Or just the usual Masonic checker crap?
I haven't seen Apple playing around with their logo before in that fashion (maybe they did) but found it interesting half is black and half is white.

Could be the fusion of opposites agenda as well?
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


That is strange and shows how much lack of discipline they have at Apple to focus on real changes and need to do these little bullshit nuances to the old models instead of real tech advancement. I am not sure it has any meaning but I do think they will be phasing out all the I crap without the fingerprint scanner and eventually iTunes won't be compatible with your device unless it's the NSA version.

Sad but True
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09/13/2013 12:07 AM
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www.rense.com had a link to an article where they were saying that some thieves might chop off fingers as well as rob the phone as it needs fingerprints to access it.
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09/13/2013 12:11 AM
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In extreme cases thieves have mutilated victims to gain access to devices equipped with fingerprint readers, an expert has warned.

[link to huffpost.com]

Not the rense link but you get the point...
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09/13/2013 12:34 AM
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Just checked out the website and all I can say is I want one (immediately).
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09/14/2013 12:04 AM
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Yes, yes, yes.
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09/14/2013 05:15 AM
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A phone is a phone, is a phone. What is it with all these latest gadgets that people feel they need one. Will life be any less worthwhile without one. If you are worried about all the spying and tracing your whereabouts, simplest thing to do is do not buy these blackberries and christ knows what. YOU DO NOT NEED THEM, even though you think you might want one. All of you that have all these iphones and apple this and that, well it is you who are the sheeple, following the rest just to look trendy and "with-it".
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This is insane

insane insane insane insane
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A phone is a phone, is a phone. What is it with all these latest gadgets that people feel they need one. Will life be any less worthwhile without one. If you are worried about all the spying and tracing your whereabouts, simplest thing to do is do not buy these blackberries and christ knows what. YOU DO NOT NEED THEM, even though you think you might want one. All of you that have all these iphones and apple this and that, well it is you who are the sheeple, following the rest just to look trendy and "with-it".
 Quoting: VeraFromChorley


Yes

what is it with all this phone technology all the sudden??

It is a phone. Why is this generation so obsessed with a

PHONE

My gawd. I remember a time when people tried to get away from the phone and turned it off if they didn't want any calls coming in

unplugged it.

Now, these obsessed sheep spend hundreds of dollars on a phone. Of course the phone connects you to the internet as well...

But this is just insane.
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So did you notice the Black and White logo?
Is it Apple saying "hey we are now going into Big Brother for real with this fingerprintscanning device"?

Or just the usual Masonic checker crap?
I haven't seen Apple playing around with their logo before in that fashion (maybe they did) but found it interesting half is black and half is white.

Could be the fusion of opposites agenda as well?
 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-


That is strange and shows how much lack of discipline they have at Apple to focus on real changes and need to do these little bullshit nuances to the old models instead of real tech advancement. I am not sure it has any meaning but I do think they will be phasing out all the I crap without the fingerprint scanner and eventually iTunes won't be compatible with your device unless it's the NSA version.

Sad but True
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39337837


Yes that seems to be where it's all headed.
Like all this new registering process for sites and stuff.

Like M$ doing their "you want to connect this machine, we need to send you a text message else you can't use our stuff on this machine so gives us your phone number".

I use other peoples phones for this :D
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09/14/2013 06:03 AM
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beware the Android and the Windows phone also have a back doot to the NSA
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beware the Android and the Windows phone also have a back doot to the NSA
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I think they all do.
Anyway interesting little clip here about this particular phone:

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Anyone have a take on that Touch ID logo?
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09/14/2013 05:31 PM
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A phone is a phone, is a phone. What is it with all these latest gadgets that people feel they need one. Will life be any less worthwhile without one. If you are worried about all the spying and tracing your whereabouts, simplest thing to do is do not buy these blackberries and christ knows what. YOU DO NOT NEED THEM, even though you think you might want one. All of you that have all these iphones and apple this and that, well it is you who are the sheeple, following the rest just to look trendy and "with-it".
 Quoting: VeraFromChorley


Yes

what is it with all this phone technology all the sudden??

It is a phone. Why is this generation so obsessed with a

PHONE

My gawd. I remember a time when people tried to get away from the phone and turned it off if they didn't want any calls coming in

unplugged it.

Now, these obsessed sheep spend hundreds of dollars on a phone. Of course the phone connects you to the internet as well...

But this is just insane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45599711


It's crazy.

I, myself, have no cell phone. Only a landline.

And DSL.

Just no cell phone.

I'm sure the landline and DSL are monitored as well.

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Anyone have a take on that Touch ID logo?
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 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-



Does seem a bit odd.

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09/14/2013 05:32 PM
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Anyone have a take on that Touch ID logo?
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 Quoting: -GLP-Christian-



It does seem a bit odd.

I just can't put my finger on it!


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09/14/2013 05:50 PM
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That the new fingerprint phone? Tard deluxe. Wonder when humans evolved to survive without brains.
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That the new fingerprint phone? Tard deluxe. Wonder when humans evolved to survive without brains.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46635448


How can a phone leave a fingerprint???
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Preorder on Friday the 13th!


I know you GLPers are camping out in order to preorder one.



Hahahahaha!


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have to sign a 2 years contract with the big carriers. Cant just buy outright and use on non contract company. I had enough of the 2 years contract shit
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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Cupertino, Early 2013


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


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Sellin' like hot cakes.

Chemical hot cakes.


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Apple Releases New Camp FEMA iPhone - American's Line Up to Buy It

Complete with thumbprint "sign of the beast" identity sensor.

[link to www.apple.com]

Republicans and Democrats agree that giving up your freedoms for a pile of SHITE is the American Way!

"It's the gotta have electronic device"

Go Team America, Go!


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sheeple, what do you expect?
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Preorder on Friday the 13th!


I know you GLPers are camping out in order to preorder one.



Hahahahaha!


iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43891947


have to sign a 2 years contract with the big carriers. Cant just buy outright and use on non contract company. I had enough of the 2 years contract shit
 Quoting: MONSTER




It just means two more years of no DOOM.


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