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I chose to become Illuminati because Jesus don't give a fuck about me.

 
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I chose to become Illuminati because Jesus don't give a fuck about me.

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Then you joined the wrong organization because the all seeing eye is the eye of Jesus the Lord Idol1
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Ah Ha, you are playing into Satan's hand. The LORD JESUS CHRIST is the only one you can trust. Satan is the father of lies. Satan is laughing all the way, one more down, he is saying.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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Way to be butt-hurt. That's all it takes?
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I chose to become Illuminati because Jesus don't give a fuck about me.
 Quoting: The Painful Truth


we dont want you
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Cool
Too bad your deceiving yourself
the Jesus story may be misconstrued
why did He die?
not for you or me
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Ah Ha, you are playing into Satan's hand. The LORD JESUS CHRIST is the only one you can trust. Satan is the father of lies. Satan is laughing all the way, one more down, he is saying.
 Quoting: sandpiper


Jesus is Satan God is the Universe the Anunaki broke the galactic code the serpent was the Universe projected down to free human kind to open there eyes we were only made to be laborers Jesus won't save you there prays are fiction we are all One
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Tell my stupid ex-wife I said hi.
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Mother of God,only at GLP!5abanana25abanana25a
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Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends.
John 15:13

I'd say that he does.
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The Illuminati is an ancient secret society that seeks
to bring about a New World Order based on the principle that everyone has it within them to literally become God. This book will present the Illuminati's radical vision for a new humanity and provides a full account of the inner divinity of the human race.

The ten most influential Grand Masters of the Illuminati are: King Solomon the Apostate, Pythagoras, Heraclitus, Empedocles, Simon Magus, Hypatia, Leibniz, Weishaupt, Goethe and Hegel. If these figures are not of interest to you then it would be pointless for you to venture any further into this topic.

This is not a book for the faint-hearted.
It contains an enormous amount of philosophical, psychological, political, historical, scientific and religious content.
If you are interested in embarking on the spiritual journey of your life then you have opened the door to a mansion of wonders. If, however, you have come in search of aliens, pan-dimensional lizards and evil Illuminists relentlessly plotting against the ordinary people of the world then you have arrived at the wrong destination!
Makow, Icke, Jones and their ilk will be more to your taste.

The aim, as it has always been, is to overthrow the network of elite, dynastic families of wealth and privilege that we refer to as the "Old World Order" who have run this world since the dawn of civilization, to their maximum advantage and to the extreme detriment of the people.

The Illuminati is a radical and indeed revolutionary organization that seeks nothing less than to assist the ordinary men and women of the human race to ascend to the next stage of humanity's divine evolution. We, The Illuminati describes this higher level as the "Community of Gods" or the "Society of the Divine."

It's time to end the reign of the false prophets, the fake gods and the tawdry idols that we call "celebrities". We're sick of the bankers and traders, the lawyers and accountants, the politicians and their "special advisers" the lobbyists and spin doctors, the agents and gatekeepers, the CEOs and chairmen, the advertisers and marketing men. We're sick of all the same faces of the "top" people and their relentless tricks and tactics to keep enriching themselves at the people's expense. We're sick of the government's "Freedumb and Dumbocracy" that cons people into voting for the rich and the apologists for the rich, and we're sick of the Abrahamic religions that keep billions of people on their knees as slaves to a tyrant masquerading as God.

You know that humanity is capable of so much more. Isn't it time to bring about real change? Isn't it time to seize your divine inheritance?

We are The Illuminati.
The messengers of the True God.
Our sacred mission is to bring humanity into full union with the True God so that there is no longer any distinction between the human race and the divine essence.
The Order is able to show how this can be achieved using Einstein's theories of special and general relativity, and quantum mechanics. It's time for humanity to open its eyes and see the divine light for the first time.
Our religion is called Illumination.
We have emerged from the shadows to cast the light of Abraxas, the True God, on this benighted world; to bring Illumination - enlightenment - to everyone.

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I chose to become Illuminati because Jesus don't give a fuck about me.
 Quoting: The Painful Truth


Don't flatter yourself. You're not interesting enough to join
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bsflag

Jesus loves you
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I chose to become Illuminati because Jesus don't give a fuck about me.
 Quoting: The Painful Truth


Then you did it for Jesus.
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09/14/2013 07:42 PM
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I don't know why are you saying it, but no one becomes illuminati, illuminati are the richest families of the world, they keep their blood lineage and don't allow anyone else.
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09/14/2013 07:51 PM
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Did they send you out the show bag

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1rof1

what an idiot.

but not as much as the rest of you guys for feeding the butt fucking troll
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Jesus is a lie.

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