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We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft

 
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09/12/2013 07:07 PM
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We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Greetings to Earth!

We are Eridani from the planet Mizar I, 20 steller years away. We have found your probe Voyager I in intersteller space, traveling towards our planet.

We have processed the disk onboard and are responding in the primary language heard on that disk, English you call it.

Your planet sounds like a wonderful place! There is plently of liquid water yes? Thank you for the precise directions to your homeword that we found on the disk. Tell us what are your planetary defenses like? Have you learned to cut atoms? Have you learned to fuse them?

Tell us as much as you can about your world.

We wil be arriving presently.
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09/12/2013 07:17 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
How are you fluent in the English language?
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09/12/2013 07:22 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
How are you fluent in the English language?
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We have the innate ability to quickly assimilate alien languages.
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09/12/2013 07:29 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Sorry to tell you but voyager is build to destroy the Eridani. So surrender now and nobody will be hurt.

Bow before our great leader O!!

Have a nice day :)
hf
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09/12/2013 07:31 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
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09/12/2013 07:50 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


This is no way to treat superior beings.

We are rapidly inbound on a trajectory your satellites can't detect. When we arrive, all the intelligent lifeforms on Earth will look up in fear and awe! Our ships will blot out your very sun.

Perhaps we will land first in this Mexico?
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09/12/2013 08:00 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
fear? We humans like to eat Eridani kiddo's for dinner.
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09/12/2013 08:03 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft






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09/12/2013 08:10 PM
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Thread: When Aliens attack / Shoot Down Voyaga
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09/12/2013 08:11 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Please don't come, it's a trap! This is a massive shithole we live in. We have multiple alien factions trying to gain control of this contested planet. Our sea water is highly irradiated. We have weather weapons causing natural disaster. While our technology level appears to be law, this is but a illusion caused by our merciless ruling government. By-the-way, the Annanunaki space-station will be arriving shortly, and those on-board won't be happy to see another another competitor.

However, your most dangerous threat is not from these factors, but a paranormal phenomen called the GLP effect, that is, we have the power to twist the fabrics reality just by calling it "bullshit". Your space ship that can blot out the sun will be wiped into oblivion if we simply deny its existence.
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09/12/2013 08:21 PM
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We too are a space faring civilization and saw the Voyager as it sped by us. Silly humans. Surely your Voyager saw us all over your very own system in your skies. No need to go beyond until you see what is in front of your very eyes to begin with.

That said, voyage on.
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09/12/2013 08:22 PM

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Please don't come, it's a trap! This is a massive shithole we live in. We have multiple alien factions trying to gain control of this contested planet. Our sea water is highly irradiated. We have weather weapons causing natural disaster. While our technology level appears to be law, this is but a illusion caused by our merciless ruling government. By-the-way, the Annanunaki space-station will be arriving shortly, and those on-board won't be happy to see another another competitor.

However, your most dangerous threat is not from these factors, but a paranormal phenomen called the GLP effect, that is, we have the power to twist the fabrics reality just by calling it "bullshit". Your space ship that can blot out the sun will be wiped into oblivion if we simply deny its existence.
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***GLP Effect Bitch***
clappajoke
"it's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone"

"To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association—the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it."

"Redirect the course of life and turn that hate into a motivate
aspire to live your dreams, and don’t ever stop to hesitate
always be yourself, and don’t ever change despite of hate
don’t listen to the drama and bullshit they all facilitate
its up to us to change at least for the sake of the human race
we waste life, food, and money yea man it’s just a damn disgrace
stop fighting wars, use that money, help the people in our 50 states
educate our youth, they’re the future, something that we can’t replace….." -Me
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09/12/2013 08:30 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Fuck you, you dirty hippie alien...fuck you and the ison you rode here on...lol.


I feel better.
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09/12/2013 08:31 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
we have the most advanced lethal technology in the galaxy


so, surrender now!
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09/12/2013 08:33 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


This is no way to treat superior beings.

We are rapidly inbound on a trajectory your satellites can't detect. When we arrive, all the intelligent lifeforms on Earth will look up in fear and awe! Our ships will blot out your very sun.

Perhaps we will land first in this Mexico?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46100252




abduct
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09/12/2013 08:35 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Bring on the good space drugs and meds please
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09/12/2013 08:36 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


This is no way to treat superior beings.

We are rapidly inbound on a trajectory your satellites can't detect. When we arrive, all the intelligent lifeforms on Earth will look up in fear and awe! Our ships will blot out your very sun.

Perhaps we will land first in this Mexico?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46100252


Then we will fight in the shade!!!
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2013 08:37 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
yes..the space weed.
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09/12/2013 08:38 PM
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pass me the bowl

bonghit
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09/12/2013 08:54 PM
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yes..the space weed.
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stoner
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09/12/2013 08:58 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
We too are a space faring civilization and saw the Voyager as it sped by us. Silly humans. Surely your Voyager saw us all over your very own system in your skies. No need to go beyond until you see what is in front of your very eyes to begin with.

That said, voyage on.
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We are ANOTHER 'NOTHER space-faring civilization and we saw you flying by when you saw the Eridani watching the Voyager craft flying towards them.

We are far more advanced than all of you and we have already been to this planet Mexico and sucked all the intelligence from their brains!
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09/12/2013 08:58 PM

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Who ever this this is a genius!!!!!!! :)

la dance des canards ??? lol

ahahah

awesome!
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09/12/2013 08:59 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
yes..the space weed.
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Aliens fucked over the carbonator, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper.
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09/12/2013 09:08 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


This is no way to treat superior beings.

We are rapidly inbound on a trajectory your satellites can't detect. When we arrive, all the intelligent lifeforms on Earth will look up in fear and awe! Our ships will blot out your very sun.

Perhaps we will land first in this Mexico?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46100252


Swing by Canada's east coast for lobster and steak, there are some good show's going on in St Andrew's tommorrow night.

Mexico is nice btw. Good food, short and macho people. They sometimes speak without thinking.
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09/12/2013 09:11 PM
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That same Alien replied to my Craigslist ad for a bicycle for sale. Said he was many stellar years away, and would be sending his shipping agent presently. And he also claimed to have accidentally over paid for the item, and could I please wire the difference back to him.
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09/12/2013 09:16 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Please don't come, it's a trap! This is a massive shithole we live in. We have multiple alien factions trying to gain control of this contested planet. Our sea water is highly irradiated. We have weather weapons causing natural disaster. While our technology level appears to be law, this is but a illusion caused by our merciless ruling government. By-the-way, the Annanunaki space-station will be arriving shortly, and those on-board won't be happy to see another another competitor.

However, your most dangerous threat is not from these factors, but a paranormal phenomen called the GLP effect, that is, we have the power to twist the fabrics reality just by calling it "bullshit". Your space ship that can blot out the sun will be wiped into oblivion if we simply deny its existence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24675491


This. This place is a war zone..except Canada's East Coast which is a fishing district. Good food, hard working friendly people with lots of live bands in New Brunswick, St Andrews.

Always friendly and willing to make new friends. No one here has ever declared war on anybody. Bring some friends, have a drink and listen to some songs about the sea and rock cover bands.
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09/12/2013 09:19 PM
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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Come at us!

We have Jeff Goldblum and his trusty Apple Mactop top put an end to your feeble technology
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09/12/2013 09:21 PM
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I am in the Navy Space Command. I have been to ISON. Ask me a question.
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09/12/2013 09:28 PM

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Re: We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Greetings to Earth!

We are Eridani from the planet Mizar I, 20 steller years away. We have found your probe Voyager I in intersteller space, traveling towards our planet.

We have processed the disk onboard and are responding in the primary language heard on that disk, English you call it.

Your planet sounds like a wonderful place! There is plently of liquid water yes? Thank you for the precise directions to your homeword that we found on the disk. Tell us what are your planetary defenses like? Have you learned to cut atoms? Have you learned to fuse them?

Tell us as much as you can about your world.

We wil be arriving presently.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46100252


Did you ever here of a mouse trap?

At least you had the sense to come here.
I have the honor of creating a GLP meme so now I am waiting for my endorsement deal from Coors Light Bear

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" It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "
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Come at us!

We have Jeff Goldblum and his trusty Apple Mactop top put an end to your feeble technology
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4861211


thispope
I have the honor of creating a GLP meme so now I am waiting for my endorsement deal from Coors Light Bear

Thread: What's your favorite bear?

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09/12/2013 09:43 PM
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Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


This is no way to treat superior beings.

We are rapidly inbound on a trajectory your satellites can't detect. When we arrive, all the intelligent lifeforms on Earth will look up in fear and awe! Our ships will blot out your very sun.

Perhaps we will land first in this Mexico?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46100252


Swing by Canada's east coast for lobster and steak, there are some good show's going on in St Andrew's tommorrow night.

Mexico is nice btw. Good food, short and macho people. They sometimes speak without thinking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46748801


Fuck the canuck and his bitch ass friendly invites, we invented the concept of alien and have been eating extra tacks (ETs) for breafast lunch and dinner.

Your ship is already being tracked by earth force command and you will wish you hadn't been born when our space lasers turn your three fingered buttfaces into a gooey mush as we zap you out of our skies, plus once you get to tv transmission range your brains will fry and explode as soon as you set eyes on the miley twerk attemps and lady gaga and perez hilton. We also have chuck norris, so every which way you look at it with your cycops eye, YOU LOSE DUMBASSIANS!!!!!

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