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We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/12/2013 09:45 PM
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*extra tacos (ETs)

Por la raza bitches

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09/12/2013 09:58 PM
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Ever been to a prison for the criminally insane?
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09/12/2013 10:06 PM
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Fuck the canuck and his bitch ass friendly invites, we invented the concept of alien and have been eating extra tacks (ETs) for breafast lunch and dinner.

Your ship is already being tracked by earth force command and you will wish you hadn't been born when our space lasers turn your three fingered buttfaces into a gooey mush as we zap you out of our skies, plus once you get to tv transmission range your brains will fry and explode as soon as you set eyes on the miley twerk attemps and lady gaga and perez hilton. We also have chuck norris, so every which way you look at it with your cycops eye, YOU LOSE DUMBASSIANS!!!!!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


After you finish in Mexico to their regret. Come on by for tunes, beer and seafood.

Or better yet, drag the Mexican's up here and we can have a huge drunken party. MexiCANS can drink. They just have balls of steel and big mouths.

Buy them a drink and ask them about the world cup. Feint interest for the next six hours and keep slipping them drinks until they pass out and go to bed.

Then we'll keep drinking until dawn, then go fishing and be back to eat breakfast with the Mexican at noon with a beer and rye chaser.

We should all be so sick from the drink we'll need home for a rest. We'll also go chat up some girls.

You being an alien and the Mexican, that's like gold in the bank.
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09/12/2013 10:08 PM
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Why are you wasting your time being a faggot right now anonymous?
"Government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, hand you a crutch, and say, 'See, if it weren't for the government, you wouldn't be able to walk". -- Harry Browne
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09/12/2013 10:09 PM

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09/12/2013 11:12 PM
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:bradyah:
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afro

It'll be a proper good time. Why is the first instinct to start shooting first, make grand plans and take over the world.

Why not get shit faced and hang out?

Since the aliens have a decent ride, we can head to Montreal and go talk to hotties there and hit the peelers.

It'll be a grand time.
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09/12/2013 11:20 PM
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That same Alien replied to my Craigslist ad for a bicycle for sale. Said he was many stellar years away, and would be sending his shipping agent presently. And he also claimed to have accidentally over paid for the item, and could I please wire the difference back to him.
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cruise
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09/12/2013 11:43 PM
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the 5 star bandit strikes for the seventh time
goodnews

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09/12/2013 11:58 PM
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fear? We humans like to eat Eridani kiddo's for dinner.
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if the post was for real, lol? If these bbeings were in comet ISON and actually contacting people and of course, glpers would call them shills and make fun of them. Would make a great and funny tv movie. These beings trying to attack and no one taking them seriously, lol.

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