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Message Subject We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us?

The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see?

So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46194143


This is no way to treat superior beings.

We are rapidly inbound on a trajectory your satellites can't detect. When we arrive, all the intelligent lifeforms on Earth will look up in fear and awe! Our ships will blot out your very sun.

Perhaps we will land first in this Mexico?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46100252


Swing by Canada's east coast for lobster and steak, there are some good show's going on in St Andrew's tommorrow night.

Mexico is nice btw. Good food, short and macho people. They sometimes speak without thinking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46748801


Fuck the canuck and his bitch ass friendly invites, we invented the concept of alien and have been eating extra tacks (ETs) for breafast lunch and dinner.

Your ship is already being tracked by earth force command and you will wish you hadn't been born when our space lasers turn your three fingered buttfaces into a gooey mush as we zap you out of our skies, plus once you get to tv transmission range your brains will fry and explode as soon as you set eyes on the miley twerk attemps and lady gaga and perez hilton. We also have chuck norris, so every which way you look at it with your cycops eye, YOU LOSE DUMBASSIANS!!!!!

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