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Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!

 
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Yeah, from my experience, I agree. They're just as bad as the anti-cyclist motorists, and with a two-wrongs-make-a-right philosphy.
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09/13/2013 01:51 AM
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.

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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
I forgot to mention that he worked for the Central Bank of Brazil
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward.

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape.

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times.
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They certainly are enormous douche nozzles.
Almost as bad as vegans for their quasi religious zealotry.
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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
They certainly are enormous douche nozzles.
Almost as bad as vegans for their quasi religious zealotry.
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Why would you hate someone who is actually beneficial for society in every way ? That doesnt make any sense. Have they bothered you some how ? And if so in what way ? Do you always hate from a distance people who never did anything to you simply because they believe different than you ?
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward.

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape.

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times.
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I think you are reading this wrong; these selfish individuals deliberately took over both lanes of a two lane one way street as passive/aggressive gesture of opposition to cars. They blocked the roads for hours and I guess this dude just lost his patience.

I'm not condoning him, but, as OP said, Critical Mass are arseholes.
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward.

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape.

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times.
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I think you are reading this wrong; these selfish individuals deliberately took over both lanes of a two lane one way street as passive/aggressive gesture of opposition to cars. They blocked the roads for hours and I guess this dude just lost his patience.

I'm not condoning him, but, as OP said, Critical Mass are arseholes.
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Sometimes cities grant permits to close down certain streets when they want to try a slower pace of life for a night or two. How do you know what is not what this was ?

Personally i hate motorcycles and loud cars, trucks and suvs. What gives them the right to damage other peoples ears ? What gives them the right to foul my air that i breathe with carcinogens ? Have you seen the pedestrian death rates lately ? They are going through the roof. So i guess now they think it is open season to kill people who are walking.
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They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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They certainly are enormous douche nozzles.
Almost as bad as vegans for their quasi religious zealotry.
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Why would you hate someone who is actually beneficial for society in every way ? That doesnt make any sense. Have they bothered you some how ? And if so in what way ? Do you always hate from a distance people who never did anything to you simply because they believe different than you ?
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Now, I hate you too.
One of those days I guess.
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They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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That never happens in the city that i live. I have never heard it happening one time here.
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They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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That never happens in the city that i live. I have never heard it happening one time here.
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Happens here every year or so.
Fuck those human condoms.
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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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That never happens in the city that i live. I have never heard it happening one time here.
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Happens here every year or so.
Fuck those human condoms.
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How do you know the city didnt grant them permits for a day or two of the year ?
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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


 Quoting: João Pessoa 46778955




See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward.

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape.

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times.
 Quoting: TheBoogieMan 46667346


I think you are reading this wrong; these selfish individuals deliberately took over both lanes of a two lane one way street as passive/aggressive gesture of opposition to cars. They blocked the roads for hours and I guess this dude just lost his patience.

I'm not condoning him, but, as OP said, Critical Mass are arseholes.
 Quoting: João Pessoa 46778955



Sometimes cities grant permits to close down certain streets when they want to try a slower pace of life for a night or two. How do you know what is not what this was ?

Personally i hate motorcycles and loud cars, trucks and suvs. What gives them the right to damage other peoples ears ? What gives them the right to foul my air that i breathe with carcinogens ? Have you seen the pedestrian death rates lately ? They are going through the roof. So i guess now they think it is open season to kill people who are walking.
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I know the story personally and intimately because I was there!

I hear what you are saying and agree more or less with your position, but bikes are always as sweetly serene as you may think; you should try Amsterdam during rush hour; the bikes are almost as noisy and dangerous as cars. Actually, I think the bikes are more dangerous enmasse in an urban environment. At least the riding was fairly pedestrian in the critical mass demo in the video I posted. In Amsterdam it is anything but.
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ohyeah Marxists
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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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That never happens in the city that i live. I have never heard it happening one time here.
 Quoting: TheBoogieMan 46667346


Happens here every year or so.
Fuck those human condoms.
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How do you know the city didnt grant them permits for a day or two of the year ?
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A permit doesn't grant a mass of cyclist permission to be belligerent.
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ohyeah Marxists
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Have Fosters and crank up some ACDC!
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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
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How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
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How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
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In many cities, towns, and municipalities it is actually illegal to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk -- which are reserved for those who are walking. Obviously in some places it won't be enforced very seriously, especially if the sidewalk is clear, but bicycles are road going vehicles.
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i hate bikers
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46751537


How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
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In many cities, towns, and municipalities it is actually illegal to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk -- which are reserved for those who are walking. Obviously in some places it won't be enforced very seriously, especially if the sidewalk is clear, but bicycles are road going vehicles.
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Bullshit. Show me one cop writing someone a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Fucking liars.
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As a devout cyclist I think you are way off mark...it is usually the idiots in the car who show no manners towards riders.
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As a devout cyclist I think you are way off mark...it is usually the idiots in the car who show no manners towards riders.
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That's why bikes never obey road laws. OOPS.
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46751537


How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46783933


In many cities, towns, and municipalities it is actually illegal to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk -- which are reserved for those who are walking. Obviously in some places it won't be enforced very seriously, especially if the sidewalk is clear, but bicycles are road going vehicles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46754236


Bullshit. Show me one cop writing someone a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Fucking liars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46784025


They actually let you get a license? I think that is part of the written test. Perhaps you shoul use your phone to call someone and complain...just not while driving...nothings that important.
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Re: Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!
We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46751537


How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46783933


In many cities, towns, and municipalities it is actually illegal to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk -- which are reserved for those who are walking. Obviously in some places it won't be enforced very seriously, especially if the sidewalk is clear, but bicycles are road going vehicles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46754236


Bullshit. Show me one cop writing someone a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Fucking liars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46784025


I already said in my post that in many places they don't enforce it very strictly. But in heavily populated cities with highly trafficked sidewalks -- like much of Manhattan -- it's not exactly the best place to be riding your bicycle.

A good solution would be to do what Portland has done and create a much expanded network of bicycle lanes.
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As a devout cyclist I think you are way off mark...it is usually the idiots in the car who show no manners towards riders.
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That's why bikes never obey road laws. OOPS.
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In a race you do, or else you get docked for time...heres a w for your oops
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How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
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In many cities, towns, and municipalities it is actually illegal to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk -- which are reserved for those who are walking. Obviously in some places it won't be enforced very seriously, especially if the sidewalk is clear, but bicycles are road going vehicles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46754236


Bullshit. Show me one cop writing someone a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Fucking liars.
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They actually let you get a license? I think that is part of the written test. Perhaps you shoul use your phone to call someone and complain...just not while driving...nothings that important.
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Yes, I passed my road test. Does Jimmy Ten Speed realize who has the right of way? It ain't his fuckin cardio, I can tell you that.
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As a devout cyclist I think you are way off mark...it is usually the idiots in the car who show no manners towards riders.
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That's why bikes never obey road laws. OOPS.
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In a race you do, or else you get docked for time...heres a w for your oops
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It's not all a RACE. You raid cyclists are nice.... and I said no.. they don't obey the laws.
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In many cities, towns, and municipalities it is actually illegal to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk -- which are reserved for those who are walking. Obviously in some places it won't be enforced very seriously, especially if the sidewalk is clear, but bicycles are road going vehicles.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46754236


Bullshit. Show me one cop writing someone a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Fucking liars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46784025


They actually let you get a license? I think that is part of the written test. Perhaps you shoul use your phone to call someone and complain...just not while driving...nothings that important.
 Quoting: N 46710193

Yes, I passed my road test. Does Jimmy Ten Speed realize who has the right of way? It ain't his fuckin cardio, I can tell you that.
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