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Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!

 
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I live in Minneapolis where they have spent lots of tax dollars making paved bike paths that people refuse to use. Instead on a narrow parkway they ride in groups on the road while the bike path remains empty.

A bike enthusiast told me that they do this because they consider the paths to be for beginner recreational types and not the more advanced a-hole types. They don't want to have to pass all of the slower bikers but have no problem creating a back up of 2 dozen cars.

We have the critical mass people here who do not get any sort of permit and always create a news spectacle. I wouldn't have such an issue with bikers other than they wanted to be treated as equal with automobiles while ignoring most of the traffic rules like stopping at stop signs and signaling turns. Also almost impossible to see most bikers at night on side streets with their stupid little lights that are usually only visible from behind.
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Yes I am a serious over 50 female cyclist who uses bike and bike trails to pick up a few groceries....go to the library....etc.... I do not support the critical mass movement even though I am benefiting from tax dollars used to put in the bike lanes. I think some cyclists are suicidal the way they flout the law and enrage moterists. They also wiz by and force people like me out into traffic or into a ditch since we are proceeding at a safe legal speed. I have started to "hold my ground " rather them risk my life. These trails are to be used for real transportation and not to terrorize citizens. They are also giving the rest of cyclists a bad reputation. Sometimes when I am forced to merge into traffic for very short periods (as traffic laws require) motorsts freak out expecting bad behavior and put themselves and me at great risk. There needs to be some kind of traffic school.or license for cyclists. Also cops meet to patrol and write a few tickets.

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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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Was anyone killed in that video?
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Fortunately not, but the driver was so proud of his actions that he dumped his car then retrospectively reported it stolen.
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Yep!
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They ride late at night blasting crappy music on ghetto blasters! Real nice!!
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Tards on bikes!!
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There are MANY more tards in cars. (Esp. big jacked up pickup trucks)
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I was a professional driver for 10 years, and I can honestly say, 95% of you idiots have no business driving a car.

Share the road. Just because you're in your shitty car does not mean you are superior or have more rights than bicyclists.
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Jules, I might see where you're confused. The op stated that this supposed craft is low hovering (therefore supposed to have propulsion, yadda). All the weather I'm talking about is low level (when was the last time you got rained on from a high cloud cover?). Weather is avoiding tha area. If you're zoomed in too tight & mistakin cumulo's moving in a jet stream as weather- zoom out to global view. The animation certainly shows weather moving around that area- not through it.

I'll also bring up for the third time: the area has remained cool. Even during high sun. That close to the equator.

Better?
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Maybe the craft is generating the weather, and so is central to it. In the Gulf of Mexico, a multi level object hundreds of miles long moved into place around that little storm out there and turned it like a gear.
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I run a recording studio. One of my bike messenger friends, is a rapper. This thread inspired a song we recorded lastnight called: "Fixy Kid".

He talks about what I mentioned yesterday: huge egos riding $10 000 fixies,, that can't really ride, get in the way & bust attitude when they're being inconsiderate. The real 99%.......
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They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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That never happens in the city that i live. I have never heard it happening one time here.
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Happens here every year or so.
Fuck those human condoms.
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How do you know the city didnt grant them permits for a day or two of the year ?
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Boogieman,

You are an asshat that has no clue what this thread is even about. Either figure out what a critical mass bicycle event is or piss off.
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I think you are reading this wrong; these selfish individuals deliberately took over both lanes of a two lane one way street as passive/aggressive gesture of opposition to cars. They blocked the roads for hours and I guess this dude just lost his patience.

I'm not condoning him, but, as OP said, Critical Mass are arseholes.
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YEP!!!
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They block all lanes in both directions and swerve at cars in attempt to intimidate drivers. Fucking stupid assholes!
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That never happens in the city that i live. I have never heard it happening one time here.
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I guess you didn't watch the vid!!!!!!
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you fat lazy A-HOLES who couldnt walk a block to save your life, have no idea what the real a-genda is behind this critical mass, all you see is how inconveineced you are for 10 min,s out of your miserable lives, they are showing you what it would be like with out bicyclists who do 99 percent of the leg work deliveries in large metropolitan areas, you simply cant replace them . impossible.
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I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT SICK FUCKER WHO RAN OVER THOSE PEOPLE AND I WOULD HAVE PULLED HIM OUT OF HIS CAR AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A KRYPTONITE BIKE LOCK
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That's what CCW is for!!! When someone come at you with a weapon (ie a Krytonite bike lock) PUT EM DOWN!!!!!!
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Will someone explain the agenda of Critical mass bicyclist other then to abstract traffic and intimidate drivers?? I speak as an eye wittiness to their thug like behavior so don't bullshit me!
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The theory behind critical mass is that car drivers are like the dinosaurs. Cars are going to die out. We need to stop driving and using fossil fuels to survive on this planet.

A 'critical mass' is a group of people whose numbers have reached that critical number where new ideas/consciousness start to spread like waves to the entire populace.

So the cycling critical mass hold demonstrations taking over traffic to 1 show car drivers that their days are numbered, 2 to show others that cycling is growing in popularity 3 that people riding care about the environment/planet by cycling instead of driving, and they are hoping others will start caring too.
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The theory behind critical mass is that car drivers are like the dinosaurs. Cars are going to die out. We need to stop driving and using fossil fuels to survive on this planet.

A 'critical mass' is a group of people whose numbers have reached that critical number where new ideas/consciousness start to spread like waves to the entire populace.

So the cycling critical mass hold demonstrations taking over traffic to 1 show car drivers that their days are numbered, 2 to show others that cycling is growing in popularity 3 that people riding care about the environment/planet by cycling instead of driving, and they are hoping others will start caring too.
 Quoting: new & improved


And that one car showed that the bike is slow, outmoded, and easily over-taken by the Road Warrior.

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The theory behind critical mass is that car drivers are like the dinosaurs. Cars are going to die out. We need to stop driving and using fossil fuels to survive on this planet.

A 'critical mass' is a group of people whose numbers have reached that critical number where new ideas/consciousness start to spread like waves to the entire populace.

So the cycling critical mass hold demonstrations taking over traffic to 1 show car drivers that their days are numbered, 2 to show others that cycling is growing in popularity 3 that people riding care about the environment/planet by cycling instead of driving, and they are hoping others will start caring too.
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The Critical Mass Cyclist are delusional and lawless!
I have been living in one of the largest cities in the world for over 50 years and there is no sign that cars dieing out any time soon. In fact there are way more cars then less.
I have no issues with the bicycle. And if a bicycle is a practical alternative for a car for some people then more power to them!!

But the truth is bicycles are not a piratical alternative to a car for most people.

By the way, petroleum is an ingredient that is required in almost every product we use to function in society. It ain't going away any time soon!

Critical Mass needs to organize their rides to be civilized and respectable.
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They are brainwashed slaves to the bullshit green agenda!
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I just renewed my driver's license in Michigan and apparently you are not share the road with cyclists, joggers, walkers, or any pedestrians as they have a right not only to use the road but the absolute right of way and it is not just basic "courtesy" but the actual law.

Yet what do i see all the time:

people speeding in cars
people rolling through stop signs in cars
people throwing trash out of cars
people not stopping their cars before the crosswalk
people not yielding the right of way to pedestrians
people playing with their cell phones while driving

Basically, most people are not responsible, courteous or even law-abiding enough to operate something as dangerous as a car...

Yet, like typical jackasses, they brazenly ignore the law that they have to share the road and they complain about everyone else being rude and wasting a few seconds of their precious life.

Fortunately I only have a 3 mile work commute and drive less than 30 miles per week because I can assure you that driving absolutely sucks. So many rules and regulations, you've got to have a license card, license plate, tags on the plate, registration, title, insurance and proof thereof, you have to pay for gas, for insurance, for maintenance...

I can understand why people that have to drive to travel long distances are so miserable, because it is NO FUN. (This is coming from someone that drives a late 90s honda civic that drives like a freaking go-kart.) But that is no reason to take it out on other people that have a right to the road. Stop projecting the anger you have about driving and probably the rest of your shitty life onto others that are enjoying their lives.

Drivers are assholes.
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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What does critical mass mean in this context?

Was they guy filming with a phone while asking other people if they had called for help?
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The theory behind critical mass is that car drivers are like the dinosaurs. Cars are going to die out. We need to stop driving and using fossil fuels to survive on this planet.

A 'critical mass' is a group of people whose numbers have reached that critical number where new ideas/consciousness start to spread like waves to the entire populace.

So the cycling critical mass hold demonstrations taking over traffic to 1 show car drivers that their days are numbered, 2 to show others that cycling is growing in popularity 3 that people riding care about the environment/planet by cycling instead of driving, and they are hoping others will start caring too.
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The theory of the mindless brainwashed morons!
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I bet at least 70% of the brainwashed Critical Mass morons are in it for the mischief and lawlessness more then the mega delusional agendas!
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"One Year After Being Victim of Horrific Hit-and-Run, Cyclist Leads ‘Critical Mass’

A cyclist who survived being dragged by a vehicle on the 5 Freeway after being struck by a motorist in Griffith Park returned to his bike Friday night for a Los Angeles ride dedicated to remembering the thousands of people killed by hit-and-run drivers..."





[link to ktla.com]
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See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward. pick

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape. pick

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times. pick


Personally i hate motorcycles and loud cars, trucks and suvs. What gives them the right to damage other peoples ears ? What gives them the right to foul my air that i breathe with carcinogens ? Have you seen the pedestrian death rates lately ? They are going through the roof. So i guess now they think it is open season to kill people who are walking. pick
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