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Critical mass bicyclist are assholes!

 
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
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How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
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Riding on sidewalk is illegal. My road/touring bike going 25 mph on flat ground, slamming into a pedestrian walking out of the shop on the sidewalk, not healthy.
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I hope they lynch the fucker.
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Bullshit. Show me one cop writing someone a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Fucking liars.
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They actually let you get a license? I think that is part of the written test. Perhaps you shoul use your phone to call someone and complain...just not while driving...nothings that important.
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Yes, I passed my road test. Does Jimmy Ten Speed realize who has the right of way? It ain't his fuckin cardio, I can tell you that.
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 Quoting: N 46710193


I have seen the riders you talk about, determined to stay in the middle of the road and block all traffic. They are usually people who have never been hit by cars. Having had that pleasure on numerous occassions as a child, I realize the average intellect of the mundane ignoramus out there, and scoot over. Still, you get some idiots, whom I bet you are mighty familiar with (subliminal look in the mirror here) for whom that is not enough. They must ride beside you hurling threats and trying to scare you off your bike. Doesn't work out well for them when you catch up to them and they sheepishly roll up their window while you knock on it asking them to step out. Most car bullies are punks who would get handled by any decently in shape individual.
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
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How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
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Riding on sidewalk is illegal. My road/touring bike going 25 mph on flat ground, slamming into a pedestrian walking out of the shop on the sidewalk, not healthy.
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Pay attention, and you have better braking than a car. You on a bike hitting a pedestrian, or me in my car crumpling your shitty bike. Your call.
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46751537


How about just get on the sidewalk, bitch. I can't stop my car on a dime and carry it 10 feet. Cocksucker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46783933


Riding on sidewalk is illegal. My road/touring bike going 25 mph on flat ground, slamming into a pedestrian walking out of the shop on the sidewalk, not healthy.
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Some places, it is, other places it is not. But hey, I think if there is a sidewalk, should be required bikes use it. That way they will have to watch out for the non-machine walker. That way they won't get in the way of traffic. That way the bike will be at fault, and clearly so, while in traffic, the bike, breaking the law will never be at fault.
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They actually let you get a license? I think that is part of the written test. Perhaps you shoul use your phone to call someone and complain...just not while driving...nothings that important.
 Quoting: N 46710193

Yes, I passed my road test. Does Jimmy Ten Speed realize who has the right of way? It ain't his fuckin cardio, I can tell you that.
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 Quoting: N 46710193


I have seen the riders you talk about, determined to stay in the middle of the road and block all traffic. They are usually people who have never been hit by cars. Having had that pleasure on numerous occassions as a child, I realize the average intellect of the mundane ignoramus out there, and scoot over. Still, you get some idiots, whom I bet you are mighty familiar with (subliminal look in the mirror here) for whom that is not enough. They must ride beside you hurling threats and trying to scare you off your bike. Doesn't work out well for them when you catch up to them and they sheepishly roll up their window while you knock on it asking them to step out. Most car bullies are punks who would get handled by any decently in shape individual.
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Bikefag AND internet tough guy? Wow, keep going, douche.
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They actually let you get a license? I think that is part of the written test. Perhaps you shoul use your phone to call someone and complain...just not while driving...nothings that important.
 Quoting: N 46710193

Yes, I passed my road test. Does Jimmy Ten Speed realize who has the right of way? It ain't his fuckin cardio, I can tell you that.
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 Quoting: N 46710193


I have seen the riders you talk about, determined to stay in the middle of the road and block all traffic. They are usually people who have never been hit by cars. Having had that pleasure on numerous occassions as a child, I realize the average intellect of the mundane ignoramus out there, and scoot over. Still, you get some idiots, whom I bet you are mighty familiar with (subliminal look in the mirror here) for whom that is not enough. They must ride beside you hurling threats and trying to scare you off your bike. Doesn't work out well for them when you catch up to them and they sheepishly roll up their window while you knock on it asking them to step out. Most car bullies are punks who would get handled by any decently in shape individual.
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People riding bikes often:

1) Don't do hand signals
2) Don't stop at stop lights
3) Go into the middle of the road in groups to block traffic
4) Turn into people with no sign before they do
5) Never blamed for the accidents they cause.

Bikes should be licensed, and tickets given for their crimes.
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward.

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape.

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times.
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Obviously you've never been around during RAGBRAI.

Filthy, stealing pigs. Towns left looking like a tornado went thru. People caught having sex in alleys and yards. ( these are family homes, mind you, with children). Vomiting, defecating, urinating, wherever the urge hits them.

And that's just when they stop, on the road they are reckless, even around farm equipment. Ever try stopping a loaded livestock trailer, to avoid hitting some dumbass on a bike who thinks he owns the road?
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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See only a pussy coward in a machine would do that. They are such pussies and cowards they need to be surrounded by metal and have more speed than everyone else because they are afraid to get their asses kicked if they had to actually fight one of them one on one. Its the mark of a coward.

Some people hate bicycles because a bicycle is win win win win win for everyone. They take up little room, they need little maintenance, they make virtually no noise, they are inexpensive, they use zero fuel,they help people get out and get in shape.

there are sick minded people in the world that hate all that. I hope bicycles start outselling cars, trucks and suvs by many many times.
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Some cyclists are total assholes. They seem to think they can do as they please for exactly the reasons you describe, you hit them you are at fault, even when you're not. I've no problem with cyclists who obey the rules like the rest of us on the road. I recently say cyclists on the Edinburgh city bypass, a duel lane A road with a speed limit of 70mph. The were cycling side by side taking up a whole fucking lane.
I don't think so,
he's up there with the others laying low,
vying with those who you've traded your life to to bless your soul,
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Yes, I passed my road test. Does Jimmy Ten Speed realize who has the right of way? It ain't his fuckin cardio, I can tell you that.
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 Quoting: N 46710193


I have seen the riders you talk about, determined to stay in the middle of the road and block all traffic. They are usually people who have never been hit by cars. Having had that pleasure on numerous occassions as a child, I realize the average intellect of the mundane ignoramus out there, and scoot over. Still, you get some idiots, whom I bet you are mighty familiar with (subliminal look in the mirror here) for whom that is not enough. They must ride beside you hurling threats and trying to scare you off your bike. Doesn't work out well for them when you catch up to them and they sheepishly roll up their window while you knock on it asking them to step out. Most car bullies are punks who would get handled by any decently in shape individual.
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Bikefag AND internet tough guy? Wow, keep going, douche.
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Lol...you are the proxy tough guy aren't you...calling people names...your probaly too fat to ride a bike, or don't know how...It must be hard to let go of the hate you have for the other kids in the neighborhood who hung out and rode bikes and stuff...
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I have seen the riders you talk about, determined to stay in the middle of the road and block all traffic. They are usually people who have never been hit by cars. Having had that pleasure on numerous occassions as a child, I realize the average intellect of the mundane ignoramus out there, and scoot over. Still, you get some idiots, whom I bet you are mighty familiar with (subliminal look in the mirror here) for whom that is not enough. They must ride beside you hurling threats and trying to scare you off your bike. Doesn't work out well for them when you catch up to them and they sheepishly roll up their window while you knock on it asking them to step out. Most car bullies are punks who would get handled by any decently in shape individual.
 Quoting: N 46710193

Bikefag AND internet tough guy? Wow, keep going, douche.
[/quote

Lol...you are the proxy tough guy aren't you...calling people names...your probaly too fat to ride a bike, or don't know how...It must be hard to let go of the hate you have for the other kids in the neighborhood who hung out and rode bikes and stuff...
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Yeah, I'm fat. So fucking fat that I need to ride a bike to get my exercise. Can I use yours? Oh wait, I'm a man and you're a 12 year old boy.
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I have seen the riders you talk about, determined to stay in the middle of the road and block all traffic. They are usually people who have never been hit by cars. Having had that pleasure on numerous occassions as a child, I realize the average intellect of the mundane ignoramus out there, and scoot over. Still, you get some idiots, whom I bet you are mighty familiar with (subliminal look in the mirror here) for whom that is not enough. They must ride beside you hurling threats and trying to scare you off your bike. Doesn't work out well for them when you catch up to them and they sheepishly roll up their window while you knock on it asking them to step out. Most car bullies are punks who would get handled by any decently in shape individual.
 Quoting: N 46710193

Bikefag AND internet tough guy? Wow, keep going, douche.
[/quote

Lol...you are the proxy tough guy aren't you...calling people names...your probaly too fat to ride a bike, or don't know how...It must be hard to let go of the hate you have for the other kids in the neighborhood who hung out and rode bikes and stuff...
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Yeah, I'm fat. So fucking fat that I need to ride a bike to get my exercise. Can I use yours? Oh wait, I'm a man and you're a 12 year old boy.
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you just make yourself look more ridiculous the more you talk...keep at it.
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Bikefag AND internet tough guy? Wow, keep going, douche.
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Lol...you are the proxy tough guy aren't you...calling people names...your probaly too fat to ride a bike, or don't know how...It must be hard to let go of the hate you have for the other kids in the neighborhood who hung out and rode bikes and stuff...
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Yeah, I'm fat. So fucking fat that I need to ride a bike to get my exercise. Can I use yours? Oh wait, I'm a man and you're a 12 year old boy.
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you just make yourself look more ridiculous the more you talk...keep at it.
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Shut up, butthurt bikefag.
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um, enviro-bicyclists do have a reputation to be assholes and you people who know who you are shud examine why that is the case.
Seems to me its the attitude of entitlement and sanctimonious hypocracy when riding on the road. and yeah your cardio is your problem in traffic not everyone elses.
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We are not assholes, no we don't take up all the lanes in both directions, we take up ONE lane which is our legal right when their is no bike path. The purpose is to tell our community that we need bike lanes for our safety and the safety of our fellow riders.

Sometimes some critical mass events get kind of obnoxious, but in general most of them are 20-200 riders, riding in one lane.
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The a lot of the Critical Mass riders are very belligerent to motorist in my city.
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um, enviro-bicyclists do have a reputation to be assholes and you people who know who you are shud examine why that is the case.
Seems to me its the attitude of entitlement and sanctimonious hypocracy when riding on the road. and yeah your cardio is your problem in traffic not everyone elses.
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Spot on!!
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Looks like this dude didn't like them either.


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Was anyone killed in that video?
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I like when they think they can ride on the streets and cause traffic to stop. They usually stay on the side so I pull really close to the curb so they cant ride there anymore.
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HAVING BEEN A BIKE MESSENGER FOR 10 YEARS, i will say this in any large metropolitan area big city, you NEED 200-1000 bike messengers to deliver important documents in their original form , if you even tried to replace these bikers with cars you would shut the city down , THATS A FACT!!!!, YET MOST CITIES HAVE NO BIKE LANES , NO CONSIDERATION FOR THESE VITAL SERVICE PROVIDERS. THEY GET RUN OVER BY IDIOTS EVERYDAY. I WAS HIT 7 TIMES OVER A TEN YEAR PERIOD I HAVE BROKEN BOTH SHOULDERS TWICE EACH IT IS A DANGEROUS PROFESSION , BUT I LOVED IT.
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THERE ARE WAY TO MANY CARS , AND WAY TO MANY LAZY FUKS DRIVING THEM.
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I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT SICK FUCKER WHO RAN OVER THOSE PEOPLE AND I WOULD HAVE PULLED HIM OUT OF HIS CAR AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A KRYPTONITE BIKE LOCK
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Most cyclists suck. Hey I know, lets fuck up traffic for everyone so can ride my fucking bike. Inconsiderate assholes, the lot of them.
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I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT SICK FUCKER WHO RAN OVER THOSE PEOPLE AND I WOULD HAVE PULLED HIM OUT OF HIS CAR AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A KRYPTONITE BIKE LOCK
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No doubt a sick fucker, however many of those critical mass
cyclist are belligerent sick fuckers also! The same type of assholes that riot after sports events. Real stupid fucks!
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NO NOT INCONSIDERATE , THEY ARE TRYING TO WAKE SOME OF YOU MORON S UP I SEE IT ISNT WORKING TO WELL EITHER.ANYWHO THE BIKE WILL BE AROUND LONG AFTER ALL THE CARS ARE GONE.
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I live in Minneapolis where they have spent lots of tax dollars making paved bike paths that people refuse to use. Instead on a narrow parkway they ride in groups on the road while the bike path remains empty.

A bike enthusiast told me that they do this because they consider the paths to be for beginner recreational types and not the more advanced a-hole types. They don't want to have to pass all of the slower bikers but have no problem creating a back up of 2 dozen cars.

We have the critical mass people here who do not get any sort of permit and always create a news spectacle. I wouldn't have such an issue with bikers other than they wanted to be treated as equal with automobiles while ignoring most of the traffic rules like stopping at stop signs and signaling turns. Also almost impossible to see most bikers at night on side streets with their stupid little lights that are usually only visible from behind.
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A/C 783 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CANT SEE PAST THE END OF YOUR BULBUS FAT NOSE FOOL!!!!
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NO NOT INCONSIDERATE , THEY ARE TRYING TO WAKE SOME OF YOU MORON S UP I SEE IT ISNT WORKING TO WELL EITHER.ANYWHO THE BIKE WILL BE AROUND LONG AFTER ALL THE CARS ARE GONE.
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My entire town is built around tourists that ride bikes. Perhaps I'm a bit jaded because of the inconsiderate own the fucking place attitude they constantly exude.
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A/C 783 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CANT SEE PAST THE END OF YOUR BULBUS FAT NOSE FOOL!!!!
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I have personally witnessed the belligerent behavior of critical mass cyclist by being surrounded by them in my automobile in the late night hours.
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They certainly are enormous douche nozzles.
Almost as bad as vegans for their quasi religious zealotry.
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Why would you hate someone who is actually beneficial for society in every way ? That doesnt make any sense. Have they bothered you some how ? And if so in what way ? Do you always hate from a distance people who never did anything to you simply because they believe different than you ?
 Quoting: TheBoogieMan 46667346


Friend- it's that passive defiant attitude, which makes cyclist culture look bad. Nobody is beneficial to anybody in every way. Bicycles do outsell all other vehicles on earth.

As a pedestrian: I can say I uave uad cyclists treat me with disrespects, as motorists do to you. If they yap like a punk bitch- they get tapped like a punk bitch.

Many of my friends are bike messengers. Even they have problems with social cyclists and their attitudes. While they're out working, 9 out of 10 of you small vehicles that don't take up space, are in their way.

All praises to the 1 out of 10 without the ego.
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They take up little room
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It appears to me the take up the entire road what are you spewing about?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All they (the bike riders) had to do is leave room for other vehicles and that wouldn't have happened!!!!!!!





GLP