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Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?

 
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Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
I just watched the video with the newest Ison pic. It really does look like three things. Obviously that could be wrong, but I haven't seen anything like it before. That video linked me to another video with a shirt and tie with a darkened head that, among other things, brought to attention all of the newly created and bizarre military disaster deadlines for FEMA region 3 at the end of the month.

We all know things are super weird and prophecy fulfilling-ish right now, and we have all noticed that more and more people are feeling this way. I mean, it could be Jesus riding with his two witnesses. It has been mentioned that the witnesses could be Moses and Elijah, who were also raised. And the bible also says they will witness to His trueness, then die in the Holy City, their bodies sit their for the whole world to see for three days, and are raised again. Really, it could happen, could be happening. That really could be what all of this is and has been. We should all pray for a dream about this tonight, in fact I will do it now.

Dear Father, if you are on your way...fulfill your promise that our young men will prophesy, and our old men will dream dreams, so that many here will be comforted by your promised safe coming to those who have ears. I pray for those who might suffer when you come, so that they may see your glory for what it is, so they not be fooled as so many of us are everyday here in this world that is ruled by the powers of the air, you have forewarned us of your coming, please let us be ready, and let us be delivered from the evil one, let our hearts be strong by the power you have given us to see what we are not seeing, let us not be ashamed to see the possibilities in your Word, please forgive us our sins please grant us faith,, in Jesus great name, please greet us through the guidance of your Spirit, amen now and forever. On earth as it is in heaven. Jesus save us, amen.
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
the two witnesses will quite literally be two prophets standing in the street preaching the gospel, they are made an example by the anti-christ, their bodies left laying on the street, they are resurrected and the whole world sees them rise up to heaven (with satellite uplink television these days its going to be perfectly doable)
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
I know.
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Pray for dreams tonight, report back.
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
i actually dont dream very much, for 3 years straight i never had a single dream, my last dream was 4 months ago, i saw the jewish 6 point star when i looked up to the night time sky (seemed to be made of stars individually), it had a cross in the middle of it,

it burned into my memory so well i had drawn a picture of what i saw when i woke up.

I dont get what it meant though, other then i would assume time is short (but ive been saying that for the last 2 years)
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NO! How is that for a simple answer
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
the two witnesses will quite literally be two prophets standing in the street preaching the gospel, they are made an example by the anti-christ, their bodies left laying on the street, they are resurrected and the whole world sees them rise up to heaven (with satellite uplink television these days its going to be perfectly doable)
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^^^ This. There is so much wrong with lazy endtime prophecy interpretations. OP is on the right track, but yes the two witnesses will be exactly as you said. Two human prophets.

There are now, and have been several anti-christs. Satan's chosen mortals to help his efforts against God's children. But the Beast is not going to be a human. Not even satan's most favorite human "anti-christ". It will be his overarching deception, a pervasive system of evil, drawing support from his followers, but not simply any or all of them combined. it will be more. It will be everything Christ was not, and wage war against Christ's teachings.
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
the two witnesses will quite literally be two prophets standing in the street preaching the gospel, they are made an example by the anti-christ, their bodies left laying on the street, they are resurrected and the whole world sees them rise up to heaven (with satellite uplink television these days its going to be perfectly doable)
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^^^ This. There is so much wrong with lazy endtime prophecy interpretations. OP is on the right track, but yes the two witnesses will be exactly as you said. Two human prophets.

There are now, and have been several anti-christs. Satan's chosen mortals to help his efforts against God's children. But the Beast is not going to be a human. Not even satan's most favorite human "anti-christ". It will be his overarching deception, a pervasive system of evil, drawing support from his followers, but not simply any or all of them combined. it will be more. It will be everything Christ was not, and wage war against Christ's teachings.
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people mis understand what the anti-christ really is,

The anti-christ essentially will be a carbon copy of Jesus in functionality, (whether returning as an alien or perhaps that phony shroud will come into play?)

He will sucker people into believing in him (they will think HE is Christ when he is not), the anti-christ will have the spirit of satan in him, opposed to the real Christ who is God in human form.

Im leaning towards the alien scenario since its the only one that would work i believe, also alot of pro-alien shows have been on the telly recently, making them seem peaceful and full of wisdom and such.

As for Hitler, I believe he was 'blind', if you dont have the spirit of Christ in your heart, then whose spirit is in there? have you ever wondered? you dont think that vacant space is going to stay vacant do you? someone will move on the opportunity, if you dont have the spirit of Christ in you, then you have the spirit of satan instead.

(thus the parable of the wheat and the weeds)

Hitler's actions were part of God's plan, they caused the most important event of the 20th century to happen, the creation of the state of Israel. 1948 marked the junction point of the spacetime continuum as Doc Brown would say, the start of God's Countdown clock, Satan's countdown clock started on September 11th, 1990. (the last 4 presidents have been wolves in sheeps clothing, no matter what party they used as a step to get into power)
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well if you wanna be really technical the clock started the day satan snagged his first sucker (eve), and the same day God learned guys are suckers for a pretty girl ;p
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
people mis understand what the anti-christ really is,

The anti-christ essentially will be a carbon copy of Jesus in functionality, (whether returning as an alien or perhaps that phony shroud will come into play?)

He will sucker people into believing in him (they will think HE is Christ when he is not), the anti-christ will have the spirit of satan in him, opposed to the real Christ who is God in human form.

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I don't agree that the lack of the holy spirit means a person necessarily has Satan's spirit. You have some good points that I will think over.

But I think we are in agreement that it is futile to try to pick a single leader to be the anti-Christ. It simply would not work. Even Hitler, as you mentioned, had no ability to affect the entire world. not even if he won the war. Could the 3rd Reich have eventually subjugated all God fearing as the 1st Reich did? (Rome) Maybe in 50 years or so, but it would not have been Hitler alone. It would have been the 3rd Reich. Rome did not stop putting Christians in the Colosseum when Nero died. It went on for a hundred more years. So, Hitler an anti-christ, maybe. Hitler the anti-christ? (the beast) No.

Sorry OP, if I contributed to a thread jack. I'll watch the video and think about your ideas.
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
The moon, the stars, the comets are all used to give us information and or warnings by God, comets are messengers, harbingers of coming danger.

The blood moons are a signal only for Israel (and they have happened on jewish holidays, at certain key years, like 1948 and 1967)

Eclipses are another sign, usually for us heathens (non Jewish folk)

2014/2015 will bring some truly awesome astrological signs in the heavens but also i believe the big trouble is coming with them.
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
I just watched the video with the newest Ison pic. It really does look like three things. Obviously that could be wrong, but I haven't seen anything like it before. That video linked me to another video with a shirt and tie with a darkened head that, among other things, brought to attention all of the newly created and bizarre military disaster deadlines for FEMA region 3 at the end of the month.

We all know things are super weird and prophecy fulfilling-ish right now, and we have all noticed that more and more people are feeling this way. I mean, it could be Jesus riding with his two witnesses. It has been mentioned that the witnesses could be Moses and Elijah, who were also raised. And the bible also says they will witness to His trueness, then die in the Holy City, their bodies sit their for the whole world to see for three days, and are raised again. Really, it could happen, could be happening. That really could be what all of this is and has been. We should all pray for a dream about this tonight, in fact I will do it now.

Dear Father, if you are on your way...fulfill your promise that our young men will prophesy, and our old men will dream dreams, so that many here will be comforted by your promised safe coming to those who have ears. I pray for those who might suffer when you come, so that they may see your glory for what it is, so they not be fooled as so many of us are everyday here in this world that is ruled by the powers of the air, you have forewarned us of your coming, please let us be ready, and let us be delivered from the evil one, let our hearts be strong by the power you have given us to see what we are not seeing, let us not be ashamed to see the possibilities in your Word, please forgive us our sins please grant us faith,, in Jesus great name, please greet us through the guidance of your Spirit, amen now and forever. On earth as it is in heaven. Jesus save us, amen.
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A beautiful statement OP - let's hope it is so, one way or the other. Namaste.
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. Never lose a holy curiosity."
"Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance."
Einstein
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
the two witnesses will quite literally be two prophets standing in the street preaching the gospel, they are made an example by the anti-christ, their bodies left laying on the street, they are resurrected and the whole world sees them rise up to heaven (with satellite uplink television these days its going to be perfectly doable)
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Fo Sho
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
No.

Go back to work.
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Re: Breaking Idea: Could Comet Ison be Jesus His two witnesses?
ever wonder what happened on mars

the bible is that story.....

sorry to bust your delusional bubbles but you are stuck in something of the past, unless you unlock the truth you will stay locked and die in the illusions of that cycle....

santa clause had a lot of problems too, so did the Easter bunny....as do you

whos really the suckers, when you personify invisible characters to present day people LOLOLOLOLOL

das why kisstians make no sence, ask your local lodge, they may tell you, some truth LOLOLOL i doubt it though

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