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If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/13/2013 09:46 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
All of the Fandango Rangers. They know where all the beer stashes are, are heavily armed, and know how to survive off the grid.
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clappa

Throw Russ in there as well for good measure.
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Put Open Your Eyes and Zakk on the same team...that'd be fuckin' entertainment!!!
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
All of the Fandango Rangers. They know where all the beer stashes are, are heavily armed, and know how to survive off the grid.
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clappa

Throw Russ in there as well for good measure.
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I dunno, you gotta sleep with one eye open and your clothes on when you camp out with the Fandango Rangers...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Comedian and AR15NUT as my henchmen and Brief to sodomize daily.
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To assert dominance or because he turns you on?
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Ghetto monk the comedian, the ar15 guy
Ephesians 5:6-9 CEB
"Nobody should deceive you with stupid ideas. God’s anger comes down on those who are disobedient because of this kind of thing. So you shouldn’t have anything to do with them. You were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord, so live your life as children of light. Light produces fruit that consists of every sort of goodness, justice, and truth."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Put Open Your Eyes and Zakk on the same team...that'd be fuckin' entertainment!!!
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At least open your eyes speaks coherent English
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Txgal cuz she's hot, horny and smart!

Astroturf, i mean astrobutt, ok astromutt, cuz he'd fend of nibiru and he's geek-city and wouldn't have a chance with txgal.

Doorbert, cuz he'd be too bus scouting to pay attention to txgal... and I think he's probably gay too.

Leaving, txgal to me!

Winning.
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09/13/2013 09:53 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Actually, Patrick Bateman as he is young and very fit and outdoorsy, AR15NUT as he is a veteran and then the AC who started the thread about shtf last minute tips for parents.
THAT is your GLP SHTF dream team.
my 2 cents

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GLP seems to have one of these popularity contests every few months.
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
The fattest GLPers... I have my reasons...
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Comedian and AR15NUT as my henchmen and Brief to sodomize daily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24419710


To assert dominance or because he turns you on?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43968944


I believe that daily ejaculations into his colon is a fair reparation for all the rude and ignorant comments he has made to me and others.
I am not gay, but would gladly turn him out and show that Twink who is boss.
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09/13/2013 09:56 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Me!
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The fattest GLPers... I have my reasons...
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laugh

Good thinkin'!!!
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Holy shit. Libertys teeth, patriot nurse as whatever she posts under and choose your choice of the many lovely and talented hot posters here.

There are many to choose from
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Comedian and AR15NUT as my henchmen and Brief to sodomize daily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24419710


To assert dominance or because he turns you on?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43968944


1rof1
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Comedian and AR15NUT as my henchmen and Brief to sodomize daily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24419710


To assert dominance or because he turns you on?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43968944


I believe that daily ejaculations into his colon is a fair reparation for all the rude and ignorant comments he has made to me and others.
I am not gay, but would gladly turn him out and show that Twink who is boss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24419710


Damn dude...I mean, damn!
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
I believe that daily ejaculations into his colon is a fair reparation for all the rude and ignorant comments he has made to me and others.
I am not gay, but would gladly turn him out and show that Twink who is boss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24419710


Your first statement clearly negates everything else.

Twink.

Last Edited by Evil_Twin on 09/13/2013 09:59 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Lady Jane Smith
Dr. Acula
Ghetto Monk...

Okay, I'm just sucking up to the Mods now...

chuckle

But Phennommmnnnemmmennn can still take a flying fuck off of a cliff...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
NewThor--He will always have some FUNNY DOOM
...even Comet ISON!
Settle4IT--She knows about ancient stuff that
will help us find the "Home Star" when we die or
we get "beamed-up Scotty."
She is really UP on Wayne Hershel's material--MUST
SEE pictures!
Louisport--Always tuned into the weather.
A.C. from Detroit--He/she can KICK BUTT
A.C. from L.A.--He/she can KICK DETROIT A.C.'S BUTT
if he/she gets the too cocky!
A.C. from Australia--his alligators will kick
everyone's butt!
Cheers!
SK
Bluefairy5

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09/13/2013 10:01 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Three texasgirl4truths all over my junk
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
OK, PanHead, Salty 1, or any other X Military and then we need brains so yes you ST. or even New Thor or Someone with the actual paper smarts.. I will take care of the rest..
And no not the Comedian He is actually not the type to stand his ground.. Sorry for all you comedian likers..
If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

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09/13/2013 10:11 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
And anyone else from Texas.
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
OK, PanHead, Salty 1, or any other X Military and then we need brains so yes you ST. or even New Thor or Someone with the actual paper smarts.. I will take care of the rest..
And no not the Comedian He is actually not the type to stand his ground.. Sorry for all you comedian likers..
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


You don't want me...no one wants a banker AFTER TSHTF...

chuckle

Unless they're decorating lamp posts...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 09/13/2013 10:15 PM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
OK, PanHead, Salty 1, or any other X Military and then we need brains so yes you ST. or even New Thor or Someone with the actual paper smarts.. I will take care of the rest..
And no not the Comedian He is actually not the type to stand his ground.. Sorry for all you comedian likers..
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


You don't want me...no one wants a banker AFTER TSHTF...

chuckle

Unless they're decorating lamp posts...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


They'll love you if you can bring back the gold standard!
4thhorseman

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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
OK, PanHead, Salty 1, or any other X Military and then we need brains so yes you ST. or even New Thor or Someone with the actual paper smarts.. I will take care of the rest..
And no not the Comedian He is actually not the type to stand his ground.. Sorry for all you comedian likers..
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


You don't want me...no one wants a banker AFTER TSHTF...

chuckle

Unless they're decorating lamp posts...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Brains are all ways needed.. We can just change it from Finance to combat. its the same thing, its just numbers. knowing the location, size of account, how much willing to lose. risk factor. trust me, good with number good if the SHTF..

SunTzu. take a lot to figure things out..
If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
The fattest GLPers... I have my reasons...
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2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. 4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. 5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

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09/13/2013 10:29 PM
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
The three glpers I would want would have to be the fattest of the fat so I could eat and sustain myself through the tumultuous time of TSHTF.

Call me if you are interested.
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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Babara p. Stromboni?
Formerly Anita PooporShart & Anderson Pooper.
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09/13/2013 10:32 PM

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Re: If TSHTF tomorrow, which 3 GLPers would you want on your team?
Actually, Patrick Bateman as he is young and very fit and outdoorsy, AR15NUT as he is a veteran and then the AC who started the thread about shtf last minute tips for parents.
THAT is your GLP SHTF dream team.
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That AC is Don'tBeAfraid. That would be quite the team, agreed.

Last Edited by Vic-chick13 on 09/13/2013 10:32 PM
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Always last to be picked.... tard
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