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Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens

 
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Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
All through-out history the cat has been a merry companion to the human being, from Egyptian times to the modern era. Some might beg to ask the question however, are cats really just surveillance devices for aliens?

Strictly from an alien perspective, this biological living entity is perhaps one of the greatest to use in light of the stupidity of current humanity and its limited science.

theoretically speaking, the more advanced a species is - the less tangible evidence that it will leave of itself. For example at one point in the mid to late 20th century it's well documented that we (the human species) developed the ability to build a chip that can control human thought, but then in the late 70's we developed the ability to do this remotely, without a chip.

There were even the legends of the KGB psychic's who could also influence thought.

The point is that the more something gets advanced and developed, the more convenient we want to make it, right.

So in that understanding, we can see that cats are the perfect vehicle for an advanced alien technology to keep humanity under surveillance.

I guess a better question to ask is, did we choose cats or were cats merely woven into the tapestry of humanity by "the aliens".

This is an important question because it reveals clues about the identity of "the aliens".

In the first scenario (we chose cats): The aliens had observed what I term a "vulnerable variability" which is anything that can be used to exploit humanity, in the same way a virus enters a computer system. This clues into the intentions of the possible aliens species.

In the second scenario ("cats chose us"): We can take the former into this equation, however we must also consider the meaning of the cat species, and what "the aliens" were implying (by choosing the cat species).

This leads to many answers, far too many to be covered here. As fantastic as the possibilities may be, it's only a fantasy driven theory.
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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
Cats are tasty.
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smh
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Cats are spiritual guides. There are no aliens. Demons and angels.
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Which end do I talk into?
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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
They also carry a weird parasite that does awful things to humans.
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is that why my cat looks at me strange when I get out the shower and won't look away? alien03
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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
also let this blow your mind.. your theory also makes this make more sense:

[link to www.theatlantic.com]
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ahhhhhhhh, yes of course. That's why there eyes glow in the dark.ohyeah
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[link to en.m.wikipedia.org]
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I'm usually a skeptic - but this makes sense. I'm a believer OP.
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also let this blow your mind.. your theory also makes this make more sense:

[link to www.theatlantic.com]
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[link to imageshack.us]
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Cat parasite toxoplasma uses 'Trojan horse' to infect human brain and may cause suicidal thoughts and risk-taking

Toxoplasma able to pass from the gut into the central nervous system, says report


[link to www.independent.co.uk]
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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
Own A Cat? It COULD KILL US ALL!! You Scared?

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I dissected a cat. No aliens in there
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Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens

Its possible.
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Nooooo!!!!
You changed your avatar!owhine
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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
Well our house has been overtaken by these alien spies, we have 10 cats. None of them budge out of the living room, kipping all day on the sofas. How are they passing on their knowledge to their otherworldly masters.
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Fine. Now it's gonna be an outdoor cat then.
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Thread: How Cats Control You with a Parasite - Toxoplasmosis and Its Effects
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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
Cats are spiritual guides. There are no aliens. Demons and angels.
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Not so sure about that...I've known a LOT of cats and there are definitely good cats and evil cats.

I do believe all cats have an agenda regardless of their persuasion...that is to test our patience to the limit and see how much annoyance we can tolerate!
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Well our house has been overtaken by these alien spies, we have 10 cats. None of them budge out of the living room, kipping all day on the sofas. How are they passing on their knowledge to their otherworldly masters.
 Quoting: VeraFromChorley


Astrally?
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I dissected a cat. No aliens in there
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I've dissected cats as well. I really hated doing that, but didn't mind dissecting rats, hmmm...
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Re: Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens
Well our house has been overtaken by these alien spies, we have 10 cats. None of them budge out of the living room, kipping all day on the sofas. How are they passing on their knowledge to their otherworldly masters.
 Quoting: VeraFromChorley


They're on your computer all night while you're sleeping.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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tgfplion

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Nooooo!!!!
You changed your avatar!owhine
 Quoting: ^Isaac^


awww

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