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Mary Magdalen
Do you think Jesus and Mary were married and had a child?
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Nazarites must complete their vow to God before they marry. He vowed that He would return for a bride. He's about to complete His vow.
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No, they weren't married.

Jesus saved her. I guess as her Lord, it could be said that they were married in a spiritual sense, but not in the physical world and there certainly wasn't a child involved.
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Im not sure anymore...personally since I received the holy spirit I know when youre in the kingdom theres no want or need in the world then to be close to God. So Im pretty sure he wasnt interested in women that way. He was able to see the spirit not the flesh...however a thought came to me...perhaps before he started his ministry he was married and had a child.
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Re: Mary Magdalen
Rabbis are expected to marry.
 Quoting: John Kocktosen


I cant picture Jesus having sex. Nope.
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Re: Mary Magdalen
No, they weren't married.

Jesus saved her. I guess as her Lord, it could be said that they were married in a spiritual sense, but not in the physical world and there certainly wasn't a child involved.
 Quoting: BunBun


how would you know? Not much info about jesus.

Plus, jesus was the son of god. he was probably the ultimate pussy magnet. I guarantee he fucked that bitch hard.
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clappa
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Re: Mary Magdalen
No, they weren't married.

Jesus saved her. I guess as her Lord, it could be said that they were married in a spiritual sense, but not in the physical world and there certainly wasn't a child involved.
 Quoting: BunBun


how would you know? Not much info about jesus.

Plus, jesus was the son of god. he was probably the ultimate pussy magnet. I guarantee he fucked that bitch hard.
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clappa
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Many great books written about her. hf

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Re: Mary Magdalen
No, they weren't married.

Jesus saved her. I guess as her Lord, it could be said that they were married in a spiritual sense, but not in the physical world and there certainly wasn't a child involved.
 Quoting: BunBun


how would you know? Not much info about jesus.

Plus, jesus was the son of god. he was probably the ultimate pussy magnet. I guarantee he fucked that bitch hard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46925980


are you the tardo that posted the thread about jesus penis size?


anyhow...No I dont think he ever had sex.
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Re: Mary Magdalen
She was a widow, a businesswoman, an adulteress.
In her lifetime, she knew murder, prejudice, and faith. She transformed from a Jewish girl longing for family to one of the closest friends of Jesus of Nazareth.


Many great books written about her. hf
 Quoting: Sloane


people are convinced she had a child and was jesus s heir..
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i would like to know if there is any significance to Mary being in France in year 0 with a daughter, possibly in a castle.
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No, the Mary that Jesus proposed to at the cross was Mary of Bethany, sister of Martha and Lazarus and a disciple of John the Baptist, aka the Beloved Disciple and wife of Christ. When the return happens she is the first person resurrected so she is alive even before Peter is.

See the difference?
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No, the Mary that Jesus proposed to at the cross was Mary of Bethany, sister of Martha and Lazarus and a disciple of John the Baptist, aka the Beloved Disciple and wife of Christ. When the return happens she is the first person resurrected so she is alive even before Peter is.

See the difference?
 Quoting: MHz


there is a reason I am asking ty
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You better talk nice about Mary. Lord Jesus will defend His Own.
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i would like to know if there is any significance to Mary being in France in year 0 with a daughter, possibly in a castle.
 Quoting: Brownie,


I know that her lineage or his their ancestors were in spain during the inquisition then sent away
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Re: Mary Magdalen
Rabbis are expected to marry.
 Quoting: John Kocktosen


I cant picture Jesus having sex. Nope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40069294


Hey, Jesus is just as entitled to tap dat azz as the rest of us. ;)
 Quoting: John Kocktosen


mmm no I dont think so, when youre in the kingdom the last think one thinks of is the v and the p sorry...nope cant buy that like I told you I received the hs and I know what it feels like there is no way since he is from the Kingdom that he would do that, its like nauseating to even contemplate it thats how pure it is to be in the kingdom
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Re: Mary Magdalen
No, the Mary that Jesus proposed to at the cross was Mary of Bethany, sister of Martha and Lazarus and a disciple of John the Baptist, aka the Beloved Disciple and wife of Christ. When the return happens she is the first person resurrected so she is alive even before Peter is.

See the difference?
 Quoting: MHz


Mary Magdalene and Mary of Bethany were the same person.
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Yes indeed... rose Peace.
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Mary Magdalene and Mary of Bethany were the same person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2265099

Joh:20:1:
The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early,
when it was yet dark,
unto the sepulchre,
and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.
Joh:20:2:
Then she runneth,
and cometh to Simon Peter,
and to the other disciple,
whom Jesus loved,
and saith unto them,
They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre,
and we know not where they have laid him.

Lu:10:40:
But Martha was cumbered about much serving,
and came to him,
and said,
Lord,
dost thou not care that my sister hath left me to serve alone?
bid her therefore that she help me.
Lu:10:41:
And Jesus answered and said unto her,
Martha,
Martha,
thou art careful and troubled about many things:
Lu:10:42:
But one thing is needful:
and Mary hath chosen that good part,
which shall not be taken away from her.

The beloved disciple was already demon free when she met Jesus and she was that way throughout the same Gospel she wrote.

Joh:1:35:
Again the next day after John stood,
and two of his disciples;
Joh:1:36:
And looking upon Jesus as he walked,
he saith,
Behold the Lamb of God!
Joh:1:37:
And the two disciples heard him speak,
and they followed Jesus.
Joh:1:38:
Then Jesus turned,
and saw them following,
and saith unto them,
What seek ye?
They said unto him,
Rabbi,
(which is to say,
being interpreted,
Master,)
where dwellest thou?
Joh:1:39:
He saith unto them,
Come and see.
They came and saw where he dwelt,
and abode with him that day:
for it was about the tenth hour.
Joh:1:40:
One of the two which heard John speak,
and followed him,
was Andrew,
Simon Peter's brother.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.
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Mary Magdalene and Mary of Bethany were the same person.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2265099

Joh:20:1:
The first day of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early,
when it was yet dark,
unto the sepulchre,
and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.
Joh:20:2:
Then she runneth,
and cometh to Simon Peter,
and to the other disciple,
whom Jesus loved,
and saith unto them,
They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre,
and we know not where they have laid him.

Lu:10:40:
But Martha was cumbered about much serving,
and came to him,
and said,
Lord,
dost thou not care that my sister hath left me to serve alone?
bid her therefore that she help me.
Lu:10:41:
And Jesus answered and said unto her,
Martha,
Martha,
thou art careful and troubled about many things:
Lu:10:42:
But one thing is needful:
and Mary hath chosen that good part,
which shall not be taken away from her.

The beloved disciple was already demon free when she met Jesus and she was that way throughout the same Gospel she wrote.

Joh:1:35:
Again the next day after John stood,
and two of his disciples;
Joh:1:36:
And looking upon Jesus as he walked,
he saith,
Behold the Lamb of God!
Joh:1:37:
And the two disciples heard him speak,
and they followed Jesus.
Joh:1:38:
Then Jesus turned,
and saw them following,
and saith unto them,
What seek ye?
They said unto him,
Rabbi,
(which is to say,
being interpreted,
Master,)
where dwellest thou?
Joh:1:39:
He saith unto them,
Come and see.
They came and saw where he dwelt,
and abode with him that day:
for it was about the tenth hour.
Joh:1:40:
One of the two which heard John speak,
and followed him,
was Andrew,
Simon Peter's brother.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.
 Quoting: MHz



well the seed continued I know this but maybe not a child maybe someone else...what do you think....do you think there is a child out there?
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Re: Mary Magdalen
She was a widow, a businesswoman, an adulteress.
In her lifetime, she knew murder, prejudice, and faith. She transformed from a Jewish girl longing for family to one of the closest friends of Jesus of Nazareth.


Many great books written about her. hf
 Quoting: Sloane


She was never a prostitute. That was a twisted lie perpetrated by the Catholic Church who compiled everything that was "chosen" to become what we know of as the "bible".
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Rabbis are expected to marry.
 Quoting: John Kocktosen


I cant picture Jesus having sex. Nope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40069294


Yes, well ever heard of "sacred sex"? It's not just about humping and pumping. But beyond that, Jesus was only a wayshower. He explicitly said that we would do what he had done - that we are all part of the same spark of the divine as he - we are just in a fog of amnesia about our OWN divinity.
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Re: Mary Magdalen
Margaret Starbird has done extensive research and written some amazing books:

[link to www.margaretstarbird.net]


[link to www.youtube.com]
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If you watched her cry there by that river, you would know.
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OP Why do you ask.

Answer this and I'll thell you more.

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Margaret Starbird has done extensive research and written some amazing books:

[link to www.margaretstarbird.net]


[link to www.youtube.com]
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ty kindly I will watch this tomorrow ty
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OP Why do you ask.

Answer this and I'll thell you more.

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because I know that his seed continued whether it be through a relative or a direct line or link...I know this for sure
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and no tantric sex doesnt cut it...we will be like the angels...in heaven...do you actually think people in heaven have sex...are you friggen nuts???????
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when youre in the presence of the Holy one youre overwhelmed by His grace and goodness all you think about is how much you love Him....sex is lower than the animals at that point....youre kidding me...ask for the holy spirit then talk to me about it...there is no sex then trust me not even by a long shot
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Rabbis are expected to marry.
 Quoting: John Kocktosen


Jesus was educated to be a Rabbi but he rejected it and started his own thing

at this point ; he NO longer was identified a 'jewish'

He pissed off the jewish law ones of his time and this was the first thing

He did to piss them off...

REJECT what he was suppose to be...

He never married

Jesus realized who he was at a young age

because he IS GOD

so, there was never any of this 'tug of war' with living a normal life versus

Becoming the savior of the world.

He knew what he needed to do

and was very GROUNDED in it


Modern stupid humans like to buy into ridiculous ideas because they become

minions for satan by trying to confuse people

with stupid ideas

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