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Ron Paul must be cloned. NOW!!

 
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Ron Paul must be cloned. NOW!!
I think its safe to say that Liberalism is more than just a preference. Science has proven that Liberalism (socialism-communism, ect) is a Genetic Trait. The problem we face today is that the Gene Pool has become somewhat stagnant and polluted. The Liberals have made a genetic mess of that too.

Unfortunately (for mankind) the technology to introduce Ron Paul's DNA directly into fetal cells isn't available, not yet. So here is my plan. And I honestley believe that it is Mankinds only chance.

Ron Paul must be cloned. His clones could then repopulate the world (in his image) or at least contribute sperm to the Gene Pool. If we can't vote them out we will out breed them.

And lets face the facts. Millions of Conservative women would gladly bear one of Ron Pauls children (for the benefit of all mankind). But Doctor Paul is getting very old, his wife might not agree and he could even have a problem maintaining an erection. He is at that age!!

So in the future all women of child bearing age would be required by law (or at least strongly encouraged) to give birth to one of Ron Paul children. Artificial insemination will probably have to be be used until Ron Paul clones are available.

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You will find in an old coffee barrel that John McCain threw him down
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
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can clone body, but not soul.

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