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How do you know if alien abducted you?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/17/2013 10:50 AM
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How do you know if alien abducted you?
Is there a way to find out? beside b.s. hypnotherapy. I think alien abducted me to probe at least once. I have no memory of it...
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09/17/2013 11:07 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
for me it was an itchy bum.
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09/17/2013 11:11 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
How would you know if one saved your life?

They are into medical exams, apparently... maybe sometimes they abduct people to fix serious problems before they manifest.
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09/17/2013 11:39 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
i almost got abducted by aliens one time near a lake, I was with my firends and they tried to beam us up but we hoped in the car. They then followed us for an hour we were so freaked out we just drove up and down the highway with other cars
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09/17/2013 11:41 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
for me it was an itchy bum.
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No. That's when your neighbor abducts you.
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09/17/2013 11:45 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Alien are demonic. They have the ability to influence dreams and manipulate your surroundings.
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09/17/2013 11:55 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Had an encounter in 1967. Some twenty years later I had surgery on my sinuses, the doctor removed a small foreign item from my sinus cavity.
He stated it was an alien implant.

No joke.
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09/17/2013 11:57 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Check your sphincter!!!!
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09/17/2013 11:57 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Is there a way to find out? beside b.s. hypnotherapy. I think alien abducted me to probe at least once. I have no memory of it...
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Hmmm, the fact that you have no memory of it is a proof in itself that you have been abducted.

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09/17/2013 11:58 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
When watching E.T. makes you piss your pants.
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09/17/2013 12:09 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Is there a way to find out? beside b.s. hypnotherapy. I think alien abducted me to probe at least once. I have no memory of it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27834717


Hmmm, the fact that you have no memory of it is a proof in itself that you have been abducted.

ufo56 pick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011606
Sooooo when all the politicians testify & claim they have no memory of (fill in the blank) it means they've been abducted? Actually explains a lot!rockon
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
It's all a bit confusing, I'm not sure which one of us was gone for 20 minutes...
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Alien are demonic. They have the ability to influence dreams and manipulate your surroundings.
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They are not Demons
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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09/17/2013 01:03 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
for me it was an itchy bum.
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Me too.
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09/17/2013 01:04 PM

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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
The best way to know if an alien abducted you is to know beforehand they will.
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Sit on a dildo. If it's go in easy... there u go, you have your answer.

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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
i almost got abducted by aliens one time near a lake, I was with my firends and they tried to beam us up but we hoped in the car. They then followed us for an hour we were so freaked out we just drove up and down the highway with other cars
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Sooo, you hoped they would abduct you?
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09/17/2013 01:07 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Why are they so interested in our aholes?
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09/17/2013 01:08 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Why are they so interested in our aholes?
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They're looking for our leader.
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09/22/2013 11:37 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Had an encounter in 1967. Some twenty years later I had surgery on my sinuses, the doctor removed a small foreign item from my sinus cavity.
He stated it was an alien implant.

No joke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 628775

Then the anesthesia wore off & it wasn't the doctor, it was the janitor!
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09/22/2013 11:42 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Know of a planet with similar earthlings but nicer than these? can you give me a ride there? Please.

I'll get lost somewhere in Brasil, a couple of weeks and I'll be fluent in Portuguese again.
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09/22/2013 11:48 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
What if this is a simulation and we are in containers or hospital beds and have proves almost everywhere?

Could the unplug me now and pull me out of these Hell I mean world?
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09/22/2013 11:49 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
You will have no memory of it. Nor can any be dragged out ot implanted, (whoops, forget that last part, ... apparently, i have no idea why)

Last Edited by MHz on 09/22/2013 11:51 PM
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09/22/2013 11:49 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
theres a steel ball in my ear, i dont remember either
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09/22/2013 11:51 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
theres a steel ball in my ear, i dont remember either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457378

Not a big deal unless it entered at high speed.

Last Edited by MHz on 09/22/2013 11:52 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
I am guessing a sore butt?
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09/22/2013 11:59 PM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Know of a planet with similar earthlings but nicer than these? can you give me a ride there? Please.

I'll get lost somewhere in Brasil, a couple of weeks and I'll be fluent in Portuguese again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47282532

You would think with so many green plants in that part of the world the O2 level would be just a tad higher than in industrial center where that 0.2% decrease in oxygen puts them in the fight mode 24/7. (as in the level of 'entertainment' (Saturday night with lots of cheap whiskey and bullets that were even less expensive in all the coal towns from the middle ages to the middle of this last century. People went into the wild, wild west because 'life in the country' was less hectic.
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09/23/2013 12:02 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
I am guessing a sore butt?
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That's why little Jimmy isn't going to Church tomorrow, his Priest and his dad, wow, just wow.
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09/23/2013 12:07 AM
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Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

:gtable:
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09/23/2013 01:24 AM

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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Why are they so interested in our aholes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35695643


They're looking for our leader.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35695643


profound answer chuckle

They think shit = brain.
MHz

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09/23/2013 02:07 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Why are they so interested in our aholes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35695643

If it goes back far enough and the sequence follows the same patter it ends up that the next step in evolution is when a new lifeform leans to survive on what the older generation leaves as 'waste'. water vapor and electricity and old ice and heat creates CO2 as an atmosphere and plants spring up and use CO2 as 'food'. Their waste product is O2, our main food is O2 and our waste product is whatever is in a sewage tank.
(btw if anybody suggests you hide in the bottom of an active outhouse you can forget about ever coming out of the hole after the 1st visit. H2S will take your breath away)

Whatever can eventually use that and the other gasses as food. If it also has 6 fingers well that would also fit if the number of toes has anything to do with the 'order of evolution'. It might take me awhile to get used to the concept that the 1st food mammals ate was bird dung, the fresher the better.

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