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How do you know if alien abducted you?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/23/2013 02:12 AM
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09/23/2013 02:13 AM
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Re: How do you know if alien abducted you?
Is there a way to find out? beside b.s. hypnotherapy. I think alien abducted me to probe at least once. I have no memory of it...
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Your butt would be a little sore from the anal probe
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09/23/2013 04:26 AM
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By the probe hanging out your ass
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09/23/2013 04:37 AM
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That would be obvious...

- Empty tequila bottle on the floor
- Smell of Tostitos in the air.
- Long distance charges to an Immigration Lawyer in Nevada
- Sweaty stains on my sofa
- People keep phoning up for their missing pizza

These would all be give away signs that one has been abducted by illegal aliens.
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09/23/2013 04:47 AM
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Why are they so interested in our aholes?
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They're looking for our leader.
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profound answer chuckle

They think shit = brain.
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then Obama and Holder get abducted alot.....
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