How do you know if alien abducted you?

for me it was an itchy bum.

How would you know if one saved your life?

They are into medical exams, apparently... maybe sometimes they abduct people to fix serious problems before they manifest.

i almost got abducted by aliens one time near a lake, I was with my firends and they tried to beam us up but we hoped in the car. They then followed us for an hour we were so freaked out we just drove up and down the highway with other cars

No. That's when your neighbor abducts you.

Alien are demonic. They have the ability to influence dreams and manipulate your surroundings.

Had an encounter in 1967. Some twenty years later I had surgery on my sinuses, the doctor removed a small foreign item from my sinus cavity.
He stated it was an alien implant.

No joke.

Check your sphincter!!!!

Hmmm, the fact that you have no memory of it is a proof in itself that you have been abducted.

When watching E.T. makes you piss your pants.

Sooooo when all the politicians testify & claim they have no memory of (fill in the blank) it means they've been abducted? Actually explains a lot!

It's all a bit confusing, I'm not sure which one of us was gone for 20 minutes...

They are not Demons

Me too.

The best way to know if an alien abducted you is to know beforehand they will.

Sit on a dildo. If it's go in easy... there u go, you have your answer.

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Sooo, you hoped they would abduct you?

Why are they so interested in our aholes?

They're looking for our leader.

Then the anesthesia wore off & it wasn't the doctor, it was the janitor!

Know of a planet with similar earthlings but nicer than these? can you give me a ride there? Please.

I'll get lost somewhere in Brasil, a couple of weeks and I'll be fluent in Portuguese again.

What if this is a simulation and we are in containers or hospital beds and have proves almost everywhere?

Could the unplug me now and pull me out of these Hell I mean world?

You will have no memory of it. Nor can any be dragged out ot implanted, (whoops, forget that last part, ... apparently, i have no idea why)

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theres a steel ball in my ear, i dont remember either

Not a big deal unless it entered at high speed.

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I am guessing a sore butt?

You would think with so many green plants in that part of the world the O2 level would be just a tad higher than in industrial center where that 0.2% decrease in oxygen puts them in the fight mode 24/7. (as in the level of 'entertainment' (Saturday night with lots of cheap whiskey and bullets that were even less expensive in all the coal towns from the middle ages to the middle of this last century. People went into the wild, wild west because 'life in the country' was less hectic.

That's why little Jimmy isn't going to Church tomorrow, his Priest and his dad, wow, just wow.

profound answer

They think shit = brain.

If it goes back far enough and the sequence follows the same patter it ends up that the next step in evolution is when a new lifeform leans to survive on what the older generation leaves as 'waste'. water vapor and electricity and old ice and heat creates CO2 as an atmosphere and plants spring up and use CO2 as 'food'. Their waste product is O2, our main food is O2 and our waste product is whatever is in a sewage tank.
(btw if anybody suggests you hide in the bottom of an active outhouse you can forget about ever coming out of the hole after the 1st visit. H2S will take your breath away)

Whatever can eventually use that and the other gasses as food. If it also has 6 fingers well that would also fit if the number of toes has anything to do with the 'order of evolution'. It might take me awhile to get used to the concept that the 1st food mammals ate was bird dung, the fresher the better.