How do you know if alien abducted you?

Your butt would be a little sore from the anal probe

By the probe hanging out your ass

That would be obvious...

- Empty tequila bottle on the floor
- Smell of Tostitos in the air.
- Long distance charges to an Immigration Lawyer in Nevada
- Sweaty stains on my sofa
- People keep phoning up for their missing pizza

These would all be give away signs that one has been abducted by illegal aliens.

then Obama and Holder get abducted alot.....