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Obama to Issue Fatwas... er... Executive Orders...

 
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According to the WH spokesman Carney (Carney: a person who works with a carnival)... The Muslim in Chief will soon be banning your guns by Divine Decree. What say ye, infidels?
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Ready to comply?


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09/17/2013 11:51 AM
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come get um
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everybody make sure you have your steel posted ceramic coated body armor piercing rounds.. gonna be a hell of a blow coming
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I am going to tear down your safe space brick by brick I shall smash it with glee !
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We got rid of our guns already. I figure that impoundment is coming soon, might as well get their dollar value out of them.
We did keep an old musket. But that is just for squirrel and rabbit. Wouldn't serve for shit in war, I will not be able to help the nation if it goes there.
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Dear AR-15 Infidel,

Thank you for lodging your complaint against Ayatollah Obama. Your opposition to his fatwa has been duly noted and cataloged, your IP address traced to your doorstep, and you and your family have been added to our official "list" once our takeover and cleansing have commenced.

There are some who cannot be reeducated safely, and you've just made that list. However, that was a great song with a very catchy tune. Too bad it has just been banned by another fatwa.

We look forward to employing our secret, high-tech weaponry against you and your silly guns the moment the signal is given by the Great and Powerful O.

Sincerely,

Gen. Muhammed Mahmoud, JIC (Jihadist in Charge)

(rather realistic scenario, no?)

Last Edited by Inquire Within on 09/17/2013 12:51 PM
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What is wrong is seeking it outside
when it is inside.

Your own Self-realization is the
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- Sri Ramana Maharshi
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Gen. Mahmoud just gave this thread 1 star.
Happiness is your nature.
It is not wrong to desire it.
What is wrong is seeking it outside
when it is inside.

Your own Self-realization is the
greatest service you can render
the world.

- Sri Ramana Maharshi

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