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BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!

 
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BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
They want Obama to not only call off the dogs, but to please enjoy them for dinner and calm the heck down.

Elvis, OTOH simply wanted to take a nap.
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
They want Obama to not only call off the dogs, but to please enjoy them for dinner and calm the heck down.

Elvis, OTOH simply wanted to take a nap.
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Ouch!

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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
They're keeping Johnny Cash as a hostage since he's a (gasp) Christian!
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09/18/2013 04:28 PM
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
Ray Charles can send him back to Arkansas.
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
Frank Sinatra was unavailable for comment.
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
We should send Hall & Oats over to negotiate! Granted they're not dead, but their careers certainly are.

Air Supply could be their diplomatic support staff - the Syrians would LOVE them!
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
Where is the SOS Band, nay, He has not been Good to Me.
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
You know who could conquer Syria?

Jimmi Hendix. Easy.

But I'd send Stevie Ray Vaughn along as backup, just in case. Of course, we're not talking about some pansy DIPLOMATIC solution, oh no!
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
They want Obama to not only call off the dogs, but to please enjoy them for dinner and calm the heck down.

Elvis, OTOH simply wanted to take a nap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24405048


Sebhaff
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
clappa
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
:elvis presley:
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The man could really

bump
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Re: BREAKING!!! Syria hands over ancient Elvis, begs Obama to call off the dogs!
Heh. Remember #ObamaEatsDogs? Is that meme back?

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