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Wedding Delayed After Man Hacks Off Own Testicles and Storms Church

 
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Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles.

An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers.

One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

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I hear she is making a full recovery.
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You reckon he read the GLP topic on balls smellin' like A1 Steak Sauce ? See what you've wrought! :)
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Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles.

An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers.

One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

[link to www.breitbart.com]

cruiiiseeee3
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I saw this headline and being me I wanted to laugh and offer any manner of sarcastic remarks.
But..
What did this chap know about who he was marrying?
Was he aware of what his bloodline would be merged with, such that he went to extent to avoid it?

Just a thought.


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09/19/2013 08:15 PM

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I hope it wasn't the groom
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09/19/2013 08:17 PM

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That's one way to ensure they never have kids...
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09/19/2013 08:18 PM
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He was like "Fuck this shit, I'm out!"
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09/19/2013 08:28 PM
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Wedding... delayed?
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Brit's do not have testicles.......they must have been from some french dude-ette, albeit very smallish. If they were actually his he must have spit them out because.........
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Testies testies....one two
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That took balls!

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Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles.

An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers.

One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

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ON DRUGS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
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Ive heard about cold feet but this is stretching it a bit damned
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Was he in anyway associated with the wedding? Or are y'all just making sexist assumptions here?

Either way, it is a baaaaaaaaaaad omen for the couple getting married.
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Looked like part of his arm? Must have been big balls he had!
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That's too weird.
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09/19/2013 10:11 PM

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I don't think it was the groom who cuts his sack off. I think it was a loon off the street.
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09/19/2013 10:37 PM

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Some friends of mine had to deal with a similar situation with a guy that cut his weiner off except for the skin so he ran around with his bleeding weiner but bent and they chasing him on train tracks.

It was wild and nobody really wanted to touch him (because of all the blood), they had to use shields to take him down and I guess he lost a lot of blood in the process so he got kinda weak in the end.

Guy survived, dunno if they did a bobbit on the guy, sewing it back on or not. Probably, I know the dude survived that thing though.

Imagine chasing a guy that cut his penis and runs around bleeing all over the place and onto train tracks.

That's just crazy.
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He was a Crisis Actor...no one really got their wiener cut off!

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That took balls!
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That took balls!
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lmao !!!
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Sounds like a message, omen of sort, for that groom.

Just say no to de-balling.
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Sounds like a message, omen of sort, for that groom.

Just say no to de-balling.
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Some say marriage is a form of deballing.

lmao

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