Wedding Delayed After Man Hacks Off Own Testicles and Storms Church

Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles.

An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers.

One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

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He was like "Fuck this shit, I'm out!"

Brentwood, England - It is not uncommon for the planning of a wedding to cause a certain amount of stress. Many couples go to great lengths to anticipate a wide array of potential problems and to set up contingency plans in case of the unexpected. But a couple was caught flat footed on Saturday at All Saints Church, in Hutton Village Road, Hutton, when a man charged into the church having just lopped of his own testicles.

An hour prior to the "I do's," a blood soaked man stormed into the church. As a result, guest were greeted by police cars rather than ushers.

One guest described the scene: “There was blood all over the floor just outside the church. When I went in there it was like someone had been murdered. There was blood everywhere. The vicar knew of the man and said he had come into the church as they were setting up. He said the man had chopped his testicles off with a pair of scissors and was going bezerk, chucking chairs around. I’m surprised he didn’t pass out. When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

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:cruiiiseeee3:

Ive heard about cold feet but this is stretching it a bit

Some friends of mine had to deal with a similar situation with a guy that cut his weiner off except for the skin so he ran around with his bleeding weiner but bent and they chasing him on train tracks.

It was wild and nobody really wanted to touch him (because of all the blood), they had to use shields to take him down and I guess he lost a lot of blood in the process so he got kinda weak in the end.

Guy survived, dunno if they did a bobbit on the guy, sewing it back on or not. Probably, I know the dude survived that thing though.

Imagine chasing a guy that cut his penis and runs around bleeing all over the place and onto train tracks.

That's just crazy.

That took balls!

Sounds like a message, omen of sort, for that groom.

Just say no to de-balling.