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If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?

 
Useless Cookie Eater

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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
mmmmm....chemicals.


dead3
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Just like M(onsanto)omma used to make
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I find it odd how lemon flavored pastries, at times, taste like Windex.
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After you get used to eating mostly non-chemical foods, you can always taste when there are chemicals in it.

puker

Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 09/19/2013 11:28 PM
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09/19/2013 11:29 PM

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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
Did you know 'natural raspberry flavor' comes from the anal gland of a beaver?

'Natural favoring'.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]



Speaking of gross things people eat without being aware...

You all see this?


Thread: How is artificial raspberry flavor from a beaver's butt....

cheaper than plain old raspberry flavor? It seems very labor intensive - having to save the anal gland for two years vs. just picking natural berries? I've googled this and can't find the answer I'm looking for? Any one here know anything about this?
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The fuck, dude?
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Castoreum comes out of a beaver’s behind – it’s extracted from their anal glands — and is used to make artificial raspberry flavoring
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Do note from Wiki...

'Natural' not artificial.


Food use

In the United States, castoreum is considered to be a GRAS food additive by the Food and Drug Administration. It is often referenced simply as a "natural flavoring"
in products' lists of ingredients. While it is mainly used in both foods and beverages as part of a substitute vanilla flavour, it is less commonly used as a part of a raspberry or strawberry flavoring

I didn't know about 'vanilla'...
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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
maybe if you invented don lemon flavour.
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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
mmmmm....chemicals.


dead3
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Just like M(onsanto)omma used to make
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39188864


I find it odd how lemon flavored pastries, at times, taste like Windex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42511934


After you get used to eating mostly non-chemical foods, you can always taste when there are chemicals in it.

puker
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


mmmmm....chemicals.


dead3
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Just like M(onsanto)omma used to make
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39188864


I find it odd how lemon flavored pastries, at times, taste like Windex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42511934


After you get used to eating mostly non-chemical foods, you can always taste when there are chemicals in it.

puker
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Same with organic meats and produce.

I'm willing to pay the extra prices because they taste soooo much better.

I can't even stomach the thought of eating cheap meat and GMO fruits and veggies.

Last Edited by Alpacalips on 09/19/2013 11:32 PM
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09/19/2013 11:33 PM
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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
Don't forget about Cochineal Beetles.

They're used to create a red dye that's found in many items

Including Starbucks strawberry frappaccinos
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09/19/2013 11:43 PM
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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
Key Lime Poptard tart
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09/19/2013 11:44 PM

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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
If they were non gmo then sure! I try to avoid gmo's as much as possible.
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09/19/2013 11:46 PM
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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
someone else owns the Pop Tart brand name. You'd have to ask their permission to use the name or come up with a different name like, Lemon Toaster Thingies.

Or maybe they'll steal the idea and you can sue....
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09/19/2013 11:51 PM

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Lemon Toaster Thingies.

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Hey mom, just got back from the store and bought a box of "Lemon Toaster Thingies." , want one?

chuckle
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09/19/2013 11:56 PM

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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
Man I've eaten all kinds of crap...drink tap water all the time and have taken in all kinds of chemicals, drugs, smoked for 26 years before I finally quit, alcohol..wild turkey 101, battered my body, worked out in the sun most of my life, I don't think a little o lemon pop tart is going too far. Gmo...bring it on, flouride..mmmm taste good in my water. This body has been put to the test and is actually prepared for a polluted, fubared world we are gonna face.
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09/19/2013 11:57 PM
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Re: If I Invented Lemon Flavored Pop Tarts would you buy them?
Absolutely, but I like salty stuff more, so add some bacon to that lemon.
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09/19/2013 11:58 PM

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Just like M(onsanto)omma used to make
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39188864


I find it odd how lemon flavored pastries, at times, taste like Windex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42511934


After you get used to eating mostly non-chemical foods, you can always taste when there are chemicals in it.

puker
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


...


Just like M(onsanto)omma used to make
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39188864


I find it odd how lemon flavored pastries, at times, taste like Windex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42511934


After you get used to eating mostly non-chemical foods, you can always taste when there are chemicals in it.

puker
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Same with organic meats and produce.

I'm willing to pay the extra prices because they taste soooo much better.

I can't even stomach the thought of eating cheap meat and GMO fruits and veggies.
 Quoting: Alpacalips


Watch out for the coffees too from Starbucks and Dunkin....the flavorings and sweeteners are chemicals.
The best is to just add your own sugar and stay clear of any flavored coffees.

Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 09/19/2013 11:58 PM

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