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I don't always talk to Obama voters , but when I do I ask for large fries

 
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"Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare."
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"Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare."
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Wow, you guys should have Seinfeld music playing after each of these Zingers. Oh but wait....Seinfeld is a Jew. We can't have reference to a Jew.

What pig raping music does Larry the cable guy listen to. We could maybe play that.

Obama is not like poor and lost black people in the Ghetto. He is whiter than you sibling fuckers on here.
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Oh wow, how cute. A stereotyping talking out of both sides of his mouth liberal, and you thought we wouldn't notice.

Go back to your hole vermin.
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The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
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In other words, Republicans don't actually put any thought into their political decisions?
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And how many Black people do you know that put any thought into Political Decisions? They're all Democrats(Because they were raised hat way) They're mostly racist(Because they were raised that way).
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teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.
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cruise win
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Hey now........afro

stereotypesprotest
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Wow
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hahaha

that's got to be the best thread title tonight.
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its classic OP, good job
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LOL AWESOME
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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My favorite part of this thread is all the butthurt democrat shills...

laughlaughlaugh

*5 for demorats with gaping assholes...

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This thread title is full of ignorance.

In fast food establishments you are constantly pushed to do as much work as possible while maintaining a Drive thru time, correct orders, keep your work labor low, and the standard of cleanliness has been raised to such a high standard that all available free time is spent cleaning, prepping, and managers trying to get employee breaks out, count down drawers, make runs to the bank, stock etc

You have to have a large crew even on slow days to keep up with the demand. Most FF restaurants have a labor % allowance of 20-30% but they stress you to keep it as low as possible.

With Obama in office and his health care mandatory push most of these workers realize that if that happens it will cause money to be tighter which means smaller schedules, less jobs, and even if minimum wage was raised most realize the same thing would happen. It would become a impossible place to work in.

Its easy to laugh at the people on the bottom but do not assume we are stupid or "Obama" followers. In fact it is people with your mindset who we detest.
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My favorite part of this thread is all the butthurt democrat shills...

laughlaughlaugh

*5 for demorats with gaping assholes...
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I have treasured and savored that as well. evil3


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Obama is a Communist,


That is why he appeals to the Workers.


Because they think that he can give them something.
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Lets be honest here, the red states are the poorest, least educated, and the states also share a common bond, they're the largest recipients of welfare. I'm no Democrat, but truth hurts.
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President Obama, the First Lady and Joe Biden were riding on a plane. Barack looked at Michelle, laughed and said, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw 10 $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.” Biden added, “That being the case, I could throw a 100 $100.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.” Hearing their conversation, the pilot smirked, turned to the co-pilot and said, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could dump them all out of the window and make millions of people very, very happy.”
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cruise


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Republicans are faggots

Obama-bamas are even bigger faggots
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Best post in thread award ^^^
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My favorite part of this thread is all the butthurt democrat shills...

laughlaughlaugh

*5 for demorats with gaping assholes...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


^this

Several times over... chuckle
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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This thread title is full of ignorance.

In fast food establishments you are constantly pushed to do as much work as possible while maintaining a Drive thru time, correct orders, keep your work labor low, and the standard of cleanliness has been raised to such a high standard that all available free time is spent cleaning, prepping, and managers trying to get employee breaks out, count down drawers, make runs to the bank, stock etc

You have to have a large crew even on slow days to keep up with the demand. Most FF restaurants have a labor % allowance of 20-30% but they stress you to keep it as low as possible.

With Obama in office and his health care mandatory push most of these workers realize that if that happens it will cause money to be tighter which means smaller schedules, less jobs, and even if minimum wage was raised most realize the same thing would happen. It would become a impossible place to work in.

Its easy to laugh at the people on the bottom but do not assume we are stupid or "Obama" followers. In fact it is people with your mindset who we detest.
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I can't say that I know any people on the bottom who aren't one of the two things you just mentioned.

If fact, the stupider they are, or the closer to the bottom of the feeding chain they are, the more they seem to worship the magic 'groid.
Liberal Logic - Demanding that the government stay out of their bedrooms while insisting on taxpayer funded birth control.
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3 main reasons libtards don't have guns

1.There scared they might shoot themselves.
2.There worried there kids might commit suicide with it.
3.There scared there wife might shoot there ass with it.

sbus
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did they kill this thread ?
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Ha
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3 main reasons libtards don't have guns

1.There scared they might shoot themselves.
2.There worried there kids might commit suicide with it.
3.There scared there wife might shoot there ass with it.

sbus
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True 'nuf!

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Beer commercial guy....how do I make this link a photo?
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large fries
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Shucks.

Beat to the finish line yet again.

crying
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sorry

hf
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President Obama was interviewing for new accountants to handle the books for his Obamacare scheme. Barack asked the first applicant, "What does one plus one equal?" The accountant was escorted out of the White House after answering, "Two." Barack then asked the next applicant, "What does one plus one equal?" That one answered, "What do you want it to equal?" Obama promptly replied, "You've got the job."
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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World and; Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.' The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.' The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.' Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped. The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.'
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hahaha

that's got to be the best thread title tonight.
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I agree!
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President Bounel Soeotoro has a breakdown once all of his felonies start catching up to him.

no further punchline because karma can be quite comedic.

Thread: BREAKDOWN: Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown!
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Hahahahaha! And brevity is the soul of wit...
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