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Message Subject I don't always talk to Obama voters , but when I do I ask for large fries
Poster Handle BxMac
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I was also the Secretary of State and I'm going to be the next President. Above all, I am the cleverest woman in the world." She ripped the second parachute from another passenger's hand and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, an old man, turned to the fourth passenger, a 10year-old school boy, and said, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The 10 year old boy shrugged and said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you. America's cleverest woman took my school backpack"
 
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