I don't always talk to Obama voters , but when I do I ask for large fries

hahaha

that's got to be the best thread title tonight.

An obama voter walks into a bar and orders 8 shots of Jager. After he takes the shots, the bartender asks "whats the special occasion?". So he replies "my first blowjob". The bartender says "well here, the next ones on the house". So the obama voter says "no thanks, if the 1st 8 shots didnt get that taste out of my mouth the 9th wont"

LOL

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Hey now........

stereotypes

President Obama, the First Lady and Joe Biden were riding on a plane. Barack looked at Michelle, laughed and said, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw 10 $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.” Biden added, “That being the case, I could throw a 100 $100.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.” Hearing their conversation, the pilot smirked, turned to the co-pilot and said, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could dump them all out of the window and make millions of people very, very happy.”

lol lol!!

President Bounel Soeotoro has a breakdown once all of his felonies start catching up to him.

no further punchline because karma can be quite comedic.

Thread: BREAKDOWN: Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown!

Thank you so much!

ROFLMAO

An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I was also the Secretary of State and I'm going to be the next President. Above all, I am the cleverest woman in the world." She ripped the second parachute from another passenger's hand and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, an old man, turned to the fourth passenger, a 10year-old school boy, and said, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The 10 year old boy shrugged and said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you. America's cleverest woman took my school backpack"

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LMFAO!

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish

Lets be honest here, the red states are the poorest, least educated, and the states also share a common bond, they're the largest recipients of welfare. I'm no Democrat, but truth hurts.

Beer commercial guy....how do I make this link a photo?

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked

brilliant my friend

custom smilies I think you have to be a member though

Ok, thanks

There is some truth to this thread, guy I work with is the biggest Obama fan ever, even now after all his shit. I'm still nice to him though, but he needs a lot of help with his work and I have to show him how to do things over and over and over again, he never learns.

The $50 lesson.
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What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!

In other words, Republicans don't actually put any thought into their political decisions?

Naughty, naughty.

Obama and a duck walk into a bar, the bartender looks at the duck and says, get that fuckin' monkey out of here...

It's kinda like asking a Baptist why they're a Baptist. I've literally been told the reason was because their parents and grandparents were.

How many democrats does it take to cast a single vote? 3! The democrat to cast the vote, the lawyer to make sure they did it right, and a party leader to tell them how to vote.