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How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/21/2013 10:32 PM
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How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly
The guy does not even like drinking. Shame to waste this disease on him. I want it and will nurture it!

The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly

The 61-year-old suffers from auto-brewery syndrome, an unusual yeast infection that mimics the signs of intoxication.

His wife feared he was a secret alcoholic as he would often wake up drunk and would suddenly appear sloshed at church or at work.

He arrived at hospital five times over the legal driving limit complaining of dizziness before doctors eventually worked out his condition.


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09/21/2013 10:35 PM
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Re: How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly
Easy,

Take a bunch of Antibiotics and kill all the good bacteria in your gut.

Go to the store and get fresh yeast.

Eat it Raw to Inoculate your Insides with Yeast Bacteria.
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09/21/2013 10:36 PM
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Re: How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly
Your body is an alchemical vessel.

You can use it to Brew the Spirit we call Mercury.


But you can also use your body to make the stone.


People call that Internal Alchemy.
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09/21/2013 10:42 PM
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Re: How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly
Your body is an alchemical vessel.

You can use it to Brew the Spirit we call Mercury.


But you can also use your body to make the stone.


People call that Internal Alchemy.
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I only want to make bear!
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09/21/2013 10:43 PM
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Re: How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly
Trippy! thanks for posting.
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09/21/2013 10:44 PM
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Re: How do I catch this disease? The human brewery: Texas man brews beer in his belly
I wonder if he pisses beer then?

Wouldn't that be a turn of events?





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