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MELTDOWN IN WASHINGTON: PRESIDENT OBAMA REPORTED SEDATED FOLLOWING EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN

 
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MELTDOWN IN WASHINGTON: PRESIDENT OBAMA REPORTED SEDATED FOLLOWING EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN
By Nigel J. Covington III
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<National Report> Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants.
The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.



See more at: [link to nationalreport.net]



Poor thing. Tuff life for the SON OF PERDITION!!
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Warning the shills are working hard to discredit this one.

Apply Occums razor
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He is a weak man.
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good news then. maybe they can now sign those papers claiming him mentally unfit to hold office and kick his butt out of office.
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I think he just found out he is the ANTI CHRIST! I would be upset as well.
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Word is he has been mumbling about congress messing with him. He is paranoid that his phone is tapped and his emails are being read. The president is so distraught that he snapped on his long time "friend" Reggie Love, calling him a controlling bitch. Reggie is said to have stormed out of the whitehouse looking disheveled and angry.

Michelle reportedly flew into a rage at staffers after Obama was found playing with his own feces in a pool of urine, naked with a dildo inserted in his anus. She reportedly had to slap the president several times just to get him to respond to her.
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Maybe now he knows how the rest of us feel?

or
did he fall down the steps and hit his head????
hmmmmmmm......
I guess we have to wait for 3 days???

I don't wish him I'll because it will be much worse for us in the end.....

well just wait and see???
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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putin

Stop posting this satire.
If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

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putin

Stop posting this satire.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen



stick in the mud
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putin

Stop posting this satire.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen



stick in the mud
 Quoting: LeosOfTheUniverse


Not at all. I wish it were true.
If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

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It's as real as anything oliar says
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this is fake according to about.com

the nation report site is fake they had a disclaimer on their site which they removed but it read

DISCLAIMER: National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental.
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Where there's smoke there's fire

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SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Word is he has been mumbling about congress messing with him. He is paranoid that his phone is tapped and his emails are being read. The president is so distraught that he snapped on his long time "friend" Reggie Love, calling him a controlling bitch. Reggie is said to have stormed out of the whitehouse looking disheveled and angry.

Michelle reportedly flew into a rage at staffers after Obama was found playing with his own feces in a pool of urine, naked with a dildo inserted in his anus. She reportedly had to slap the president several times just to get him to respond to her.
 Quoting: Unixlike


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Word is he has been mumbling about congress messing with him. He is paranoid that his phone is tapped and his emails are being read. The president is so distraught that he snapped on his long time "friend" Reggie Love, calling him a controlling bitch. Reggie is said to have stormed out of the whitehouse looking disheveled and angry.

Michelle reportedly flew into a rage at staffers after Obama was found playing with his own feces in a pool of urine, naked with a dildo inserted in his anus. She reportedly had to slap the president several times just to get him to respond to her.
 Quoting: Unixlike


Sounds like what I imagine is a typical Saturday night fo' da Obamas. When s/he isn't slapping him into recognition, she's drinking Schlitz, snorting blow & throwing furniture. He usually ends up in biological waste -- his or someone else's -- with a butt plug, dildo or fist stretching his anus. It's what he does when he can't play golf or sabotage our country. As they say in the "white" house, after a massacre or around Christmas time: "Hail Satan."
Xxx
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