Word is he has been mumbling about congress messing with him. He is paranoid that his phone is tapped and his emails are being read. The president is so distraught that he snapped on his long time "friend" Reggie Love, calling him a controlling bitch. Reggie is said to have stormed out of the whitehouse looking disheveled and angry.

Michelle reportedly flew into a rage at staffers after Obama was found playing with his own feces in a pool of urine, naked with a dildo inserted in his anus. She reportedly had to slap the president several times just to get him to respond to her.