idont usally talk to obama voters but when i do i ask for large fries

The most impressive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program was that it took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road

Q: Why are Adam & Eve Obama-era Americans?
A: Because they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a sinking ship, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q. Why did Obama run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn't have enough voters

Q: What's the difference between Lincoln and Obama?
A: Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused one

You seem to have made the mistake of thinking things would be different if Romney had won....

Truth is, it'd be exactly the same.

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A co-worker from my LAPD Communications days sent me an email with this from a Marine Gunnery Sgt:

"When I joined the Marine Corp it was illegal to be a homosexual, then it became optional. I'm leaving before Obama makes it mandatory

President Obama is down south courting red states voters by touring schools. At a 6th grade class in North Carolina, the President asks the children if they know the difference between a recession and a depression.

One little girl raises her hand. "My daddy says if the neighbor loses his job, its a recession, but if my daddy loses his job its a depression."

President Obama smiles at the little girl's answer, until she finishes..."and if you lose your job, Mr. President, my daddy says that's a recovery."

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist walk into a bar...

The bartender say, “What can I get you, Mr. President?”

A mother asked her little son "What is tomorrow?"...she wanted to show what he had learned in school that day before.

He answered "It's President Day"

She then asked him what does it mean? She was waiting for something profound from the little dude.

He looked up at me and very seriously said... "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we will have 2 more years of unemployment"

A packet of large Rizla and an extra large Fags.

(I will not say please anymore for tolerance sake)

The pretty little co-ed in sex education class asked the teacher "Can humans get pregnant from anal sex?"

The teacher answered - "Where do you think the president come from!?"

The 3 top reasons why democrates dont own guns

1.There scared they might accidently shoot themselves with it.
2.There scared there children might commit suicide with it.
3.There scared there wife might shoot them with it.

Question: What is the difference between giving to the poor and giving to Liberals?
Answer: The poor don’t follow you around for three weeks whining for more.

Yeah and now those Obama voters had their hours cut to the bare bone. So their employer can avoid the cost of the law put in place by the employee's president.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.  The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

'The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!.'  

that's the truth

The reason Assad agreed so quickly to putins demands ,Obama threatened personally to come to Syria and implement obamacare!