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Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU

 
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Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
My husband just had a realization over lunch.

ISON is said to be only 3 miles wide, but some have said the tail will be 50,000 km wide. Then there was that comet that supposedly flared up to appear as big as the sun.

50,000 km wide is about as big as Nibiru.

They need some sort of explanation for when we physically see Nibiru in the sky.

So, when Nibiru is able to be seen with the naked eye within the next few weeks/months, and people marvel at how HUGE it is, they will tell us that we are just seeing a dust cloud of ISON.
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Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.

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Wow he came up with that analysis all by himself....Great Job, case closed
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The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
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Re: Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
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Right. Just a bunch of dust. Nothing to see here...move along ... move along.

It's a very convincing story.
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your husband is nuts
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The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
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The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
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Shhhh...the facts can cause confusion. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Okay, I said tail when I should have said coma. The main thing is, it's not a big solid planet.
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your husband is nuts
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are you sure you are a real GLPer?

not a shill?

go back to watching TV
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Interesting theory...
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Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


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Wohhhhhh wtf, he gave the game away there...
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My husband just had a realization over lunch.

ISON is said to be only 3 miles wide, but some have said the tail will be 50,000 km wide. Then there was that comet that supposedly flared up to appear as big as the sun.

50,000 km wide is about as big as Nibiru.

They need some sort of explanation for when we physically see Nibiru in the sky.

So, when Nibiru is able to be seen with the naked eye within the next few weeks/months, and people marvel at how HUGE it is, they will tell us that we are just seeing a dust cloud of ISON.
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infrared maybe?


maybe only 3km is visible.

i don't know.
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Interesting theory...
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Thank you.

What do you 'get' when reading it?
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All of you people don't know the hidden texts of the annunaki. But it talks about the return of them. "Be gone! ye enemies of Nibiru. Ye slaves of us, we shalt leave thou land and return with (plenty?)... Ye sons and daughters shall see the sign, and bear wittiness to wrath." Could this be talking about ISON? Could that be the sign they are talking about?

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Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149




Wohhhhhh wtf, he gave the game away there...
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Yes, beautiful wasn't it?

I replay that regularly, when ever the shilliness gets to me that there is nothing coming.

See, I do believe that Michael Moore CARES about people - that's why he does documentaries against war. Not saying I agree with all he says, but he's one of the few famous people who seems to have a heart.
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Re: Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
All of you people don't know the hidden texts of the annunaki. But it talks about the return of them. "Be gone! ye enemies of Nibiru. Ye slaves of us, we shalt leave thou land and return with (plenty?)... Ye sons and daughters shall see the sign, and bear wittiness to wrath. Could this be talking about ISON? Could that be the sign they are talking about?
 Quoting: Brony light bearer


hmmmm
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Re: Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
All of people don't know the hidden texts of the annunaki. But it talks about the return of them. "Be gone! ye enemies of Nibiru. Ye slaves of us, we shalt leave thou land and return with (plenty?)... Ye sons and daughters shall see the sign, and bear wittiness to wrath. Could this be talking about ISON? Could that be the sign they are talking about?
 Quoting: Brony light bearer


And where does it say that? Can you show me this from original Sumerian texts?
I'm a bibletard, sorry for the inconvenience.
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Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149


Wow!!!! Makes you wonder. I also wonder how they gonna squeeze his fat ass into an underground bunker.
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your husband is nuts
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are you sure you are a real GLPer?

not a shill?

go back to watching TV
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I'm lost? What the fuck is this thread about?
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The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly

Shhhh...the facts can cause confusion. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Forgot about that, didn't want to confuse Nibirutards with facts. hf
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Re: Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149




Wohhhhhh wtf, he gave the game away there...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26892422


Yes, beautiful wasn't it?

I replay that regularly, when ever the shilliness gets to me that there is nothing coming.

See, I do believe that Michael Moore CARES about people - that's why he does documentaries against war. Not saying I agree with all he says, but he's one of the few famous people who seems to have a heart.
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your husband is nuts
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your husband is nuts
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Nope. You are just looking to closely. Even the movies have been making fun of normal folks. Look closely. Don't stand back and see the larger picture. As a military officer, you are the ones I run around saving. Too bad no one is listening.
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Re: Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly

Shhhh...the facts can cause confusion. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Forgot about that, didn't want to confuse Nibirutards with facts. hf
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly


1rof11rof11rof1

where do you get facts in this world when all the astronomers are bought and paid for, and in competition with each other for ever smaller research grants?
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your husband is nuts
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your husband is nuts
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Nope. You are just looking to closely. Even the movies have been making fun of normal folks. Look closely. Don't stand back and see the larger picture. As a military officer, you are the ones I run around saving. Too bad no one is listening.
 Quoting: DTK 45916692


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Re: Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU
Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149


wtf was that about?gaah
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The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly

Shhhh...the facts can cause confusion. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Forgot about that, didn't want to confuse Nibirutards with facts. hf
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly


1rof11rof11rof1

where do you get facts in this world when all the astronomers are bought and paid for, and in competition with each other for ever smaller research grants?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149


i want to remind you that America isn't the only country in the world. There are a lot of countries and astronomers who keep and eye on the sky. Second of all, this is just a comet, it's not even that big to be somekind of Nibiru or other imaginary planet that doesn't exist.

First of all you should research where does this theory about Nibiru even come from. All Nibirutards are paranoid, it's like there is a massive conspiracy blahblahblah. Not all astronomers are working in some companies, there are many amateurs and independent ones.
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Interesting theory...
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Thank you.

What do you 'get' when reading it?
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Honestly I was thinking the same thing after reading about the measurements of ISON
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The comet itself isn't 50 000 km wide, the coma is.
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly

Shhhh...the facts can cause confusion. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


Forgot about that, didn't want to confuse Nibirutards with facts. hf
 Quoting: shyrlymyrly


1rof11rof11rof1

where do you get facts in this world when all the astronomers are bought and paid for, and in competition with each other for ever smaller research grants?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149


That's a ridiculous statement. There are thousands of amateur astronomers who are essentially "hobbyists" whom have never sniffed a research grant.

Get your facts straight.

You frickin' Nibtards border on irrationality.
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You cant reason with a Nibtard, every object seen in the sky, and every lens flare is potentially Niberu.

Stitchin was an idiot, he mistranslated and sensationalized the old sumarian tablets. Lots of researchers have proven he was an idiot and wrong about almost everything he ever mentioned.
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Everyone seems to be missing the obviously misleading details about ISON and why there HAS to be more to it than everyone realises!

In order to see ISON you really need a Radio Telescope to penetrate the coma. Amateur astronomers can't see it because of the Suns glare and have to rely on the Professionals who in turn take their instruction from NASA!

I tried Jodrell Bank in Cheshire UK - Closed for refurbishment! - Convenient that?!

I've written to several large circulation newspapers. - Not interested!

I contacted a professional astronomer. - Won't talk about it?

No, I'm sorry but there's something to all of this I don't care what anybody says.

If I'm right, its soon going to be a Hell on Earth!

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