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Eureka! Here's why ISON is NIBIRU

 
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Nibiru will slide the earths crust a good quarter of a turn

when it's magnetic pole latches onto our opposite pole in it's passing by enroute around the Sun before it exists the arena

this will cause the mega quake thats foretold to arrive just prior to the arrival of the nemesis

the incoming fakes who will exalt themselves above the Lord of Hosts

following which all 7000 of the fallen angels will die instantly at the onset of the Millennium

and satan gets tossed back into the pit for the thousand years of the Millennium Age
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Nibiru will slide the earths crust a good quarter of a turn

when it's magnetic pole latches onto our opposite pole in it's passing by enroute around the Sun before it exists the arena

this will cause the mega quake thats foretold to arrive just prior to the arrival of the nemesis

the incoming fakes who will exalt themselves above the Lord of Hosts

following which all 7000 of the fallen angels will die instantly at the onset of the Millennium

and satan gets tossed back into the pit for the thousand years of the Millennium Age
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When the poles shift PHYSICALLY it will happen as VERY QUICKLY. Don't believe me? Try pushing 2 magnets together.
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Anyone see a link between the Harlem Shake and this?

2 parts...

2nd happening in mid-decmber.

X-mass.

Rapture
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Nibiru will slide the earths crust a good quarter of a turn

when it's magnetic pole latches onto our opposite pole in it's passing by enroute around the Sun before it exists the arena

this will cause the mega quake thats foretold to arrive just prior to the arrival of the nemesis

the incoming fakes who will exalt themselves above the Lord of Hosts

following which all 7000 of the fallen angels will die instantly at the onset of the Millennium

and satan gets tossed back into the pit for the thousand years of the Millennium Age
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When the poles shift PHYSICALLY it will happen as VERY QUICKLY. Don't believe me? Try pushing 2 magnets together.
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The pushing of the two magnets together = the locking of our core to it. That may be not be what causes the shift, it may be when "it" moves...

But, you asking me?, I am not worried of some physical doom. Something else is gobba gappen. It may be that an impending physical doom forces God's Hand, so that we don't experience it, thereby elevating us?
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Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


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whoa.

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lol... bubble travel is the way of the future
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The two parts. Ya know, there are two parts to the Bible. The 1st being an angry God, the second being love.

There is saturday, the old testament, then sunday the new testament.

The old testament, with its angry god - red.

The new testament, with love = green.

Thus, Saturday = red, sunday = green.

The 1st passage corresponds to the red? The jump to the left? The AC becoming plain?

The second passage brings on Rapture? Maybe because God's hand is forced?

What are the two colors of X-Mass? Green and red.

I always saw X=Mass as a prophetic holiday -- someday the whole planet will go thru some "Christ Annointing".
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The AC is elevated thanks to the false prophet, whose religion focuses on the old, angry, god...
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Nibiru will slide the earths crust a good quarter of a turn

when it's magnetic pole latches onto our opposite pole in it's passing by enroute around the Sun before it exists the arena

this will cause the mega quake thats foretold to arrive just prior to the arrival of the nemesis

the incoming fakes who will exalt themselves above the Lord of Hosts

following which all 7000 of the fallen angels will die instantly at the onset of the Millennium

and satan gets tossed back into the pit for the thousand years of the Millennium Age
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47258757


When the poles shift PHYSICALLY it will happen as VERY QUICKLY. Don't believe me? Try pushing 2 magnets together.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057149


The pushing of the two magnets together = the locking of our core to it. That may be not be what causes the shift, it may be when "it" moves...

But, you asking me?, I am not worried of some physical doom. Something else is gobba gappen. It may be that an impending physical doom forces God's Hand, so that we don't experience it, thereby elevating us?
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Yes, we are not worried either. I get that God is going to release us all from this prison very quickly and painlessly. The evil ones will go elsewhere (because their bunkers won't save them - the earth will squash / lava flow them).
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Michael Moore on Brian Maher

"This is disgraceful and historians a hundred years from now, if we're still here... Pffft after the...." then he points to the sky."

Maher says commandingly "NO!"

Moore looks sheepishly downwards.


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whoa.

:doomonwoo:
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You an say that again!!!

This vid is the Best!

Thank you Michael Moore for having the courage to tell us this!
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You Can say that again!!!

This vid is the Best!

Thank you Michael Moore for having the courage to tell us this!
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Do you kno The Rock Horror Picture Show?

Me thinks it is depicting what we are about to go thru. Starting with a Jump to the Left.

We earthlings are brad and janet.
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The Rapture --


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Do you kno The Rock Horror Picture Show?

Me thinks it is depicting what we are about to go thru. Starting with a Jump to the Left.

We earthlings are brad and janet.
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lol
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Nibiru could still be 100 years out.
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A sizeable group of Remote Viewer's consensus points to a major CME eruption from the Sun, or similar, so I wonder whether an unknown celestial object or even an unknown energysource within the Heliosphere could be the cause of this huge CME or other solar disruption to manifest in our near future and severely disrupting life on Earth ?
The R.V.ers never mentioned the event of an asteroid or meteorlike object impacting Earth or disturbing our Earth magnetic field, as far as I know, for what it's worth.
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[link to www.physicsclassroom.com]

We are travelling through a gravity well.

When time speeds up, it feels to the conscious observer that time is slowing down. Alternatively, when it feels like the day zips by, time is slowing down.

It's why you all feel a little heavier.
It's why every clock is wrong and off + or -, 1-15 minutes.

So yes, you are all hearing the noise and feeling either one thing, energized, or most of you, sluggish. Time is aging you a little faster in bits.

Notice all the weird news, personal news if you have friends. Guys in their 30-40's dropping dead of heart attacks. Those that aren't in sync with the environmental changes die.

Your bodies have not yet tuned properly to the environment because the environment is variable, as in you are all moving at different paces through time.

A couple of examples. My wife noticed the other week that the kids in the kitchen seemed to be moving like humming birds and a little while later moving at nearly normal speed. Like the time was slightly slower than usual. I be honest I've experienced the same thing, but everyone stops moving.

I've noticed this on contracts over the last seven months. Servers and systems off variably and noticeably from the time server that is supposed to keep computers in sync with a nuclear clock.

All this stuff points to a gravity well, a really strangely shaped one that 'flares'. I would point to our Sun, but it's acting strangely as well. It's a washout white colour instead of a warm yellow.

Any case, it's a working theory at least.
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[link to www.physicsclassroom.com]

We are travelling through a gravity well.

When time speeds up, it feels to the conscious observer that time is slowing down. Alternatively, when it feels like the day zips by, time is slowing down.

It's why you all feel a little heavier.
It's why every clock is wrong and off + or -, 1-15 minutes.

So yes, you are all hearing the noise and feeling either one thing, energized, or most of you, sluggish. Time is aging you a little faster in bits.

Notice all the weird news, personal news if you have friends. Guys in their 30-40's dropping dead of heart attacks. Those that aren't in sync with the environmental changes die.

Your bodies have not yet tuned properly to the environment because the environment is variable, as in you are all moving at different paces through time.

A couple of examples. My wife noticed the other week that the kids in the kitchen seemed to be moving like humming birds and a little while later moving at nearly normal speed. Like the time was slightly slower than usual. I be honest I've experienced the same thing, but everyone stops moving.

I've noticed this on contracts over the last seven months. Servers and systems off variably and noticeably from the time server that is supposed to keep computers in sync with a nuclear clock.

All this stuff points to a gravity well, a really strangely shaped one that 'flares'. I would point to our Sun, but it's acting strangely as well. It's a washout white colour instead of a warm yellow.

Any case, it's a working theory at least.
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Our very large white sun....

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[link to www.physicsclassroom.com]

We are travelling through a gravity well.

When time speeds up, it feels to the conscious observer that time is slowing down. Alternatively, when it feels like the day zips by, time is slowing down.

It's why you all feel a little heavier.
It's why every clock is wrong and off + or -, 1-15 minutes.

So yes, you are all hearing the noise and feeling either one thing, energized, or most of you, sluggish. Time is aging you a little faster in bits.

Notice all the weird news, personal news if you have friends. Guys in their 30-40's dropping dead of heart attacks. Those that aren't in sync with the environmental changes die.

Your bodies have not yet tuned properly to the environment because the environment is variable, as in you are all moving at different paces through time.

A couple of examples. My wife noticed the other week that the kids in the kitchen seemed to be moving like humming birds and a little while later moving at nearly normal speed. Like the time was slightly slower than usual. I be honest I've experienced the same thing, but everyone stops moving.

I've noticed this on contracts over the last seven months. Servers and systems off variably and noticeably from the time server that is supposed to keep computers in sync with a nuclear clock.

All this stuff points to a gravity well, a really strangely shaped one that 'flares'. I would point to our Sun, but it's acting strangely as well. It's a washout white colour instead of a warm yellow.

Any case, it's a working theory at least.
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Most interesting.

Definitely notice the time changes - especially speeding up a lot of the time.
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The sheeple will point to the sky, "oh, it is just a comet"

Till it gets brighter each month, by then most with "tickets" will be in their bunkers.
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And when this comet passes and nothing happens, what will you be saying?
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Moore is privy to some knowledge because of the media connection to government. They know they are going to be puppets assigned to address the populace the final week as martial law starts up (but even the troops are expendable), the grocery stores become empty, water, electricity all shut off and they send FEMA buses promising you all the above at FEMA camps.
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The sheeple will point to the sky, "oh, it is just a comet"

Till it gets brighter each month, by then most with "tickets" will be in their bunkers.
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Why do you think ex-military high ranking officers are relocating to places like the Ozarks, Denver Colorado, Paraguay, etc.?
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Bob Fletcher today first hour on FATMAN, super interesting and EXCELLENT.
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The sheeple will point to the sky, "oh, it is just a comet"

Till it gets brighter each month, by then most with "tickets" will be in their bunkers.
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And when this comet passes and nothing happens, what will you be saying?
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Did the keyword tickets alert you?
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The sheeple will point to the sky, "oh, it is just a comet"

Till it gets brighter each month, by then most with "tickets" will be in their bunkers.
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And when this comet passes and nothing happens, what will you be saying?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


Did the keyword tickets alert you?
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No.
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[link to www.physicsclassroom.com]

We are travelling through a gravity well.

When time speeds up, it feels to the conscious observer that time is slowing down. Alternatively, when it feels like the day zips by, time is slowing down.

It's why you all feel a little heavier.
It's why every clock is wrong and off + or -, 1-15 minutes.

So yes, you are all hearing the noise and feeling either one thing, energized, or most of you, sluggish. Time is aging you a little faster in bits.

Notice all the weird news, personal news if you have friends. Guys in their 30-40's dropping dead of heart attacks. Those that aren't in sync with the environmental changes die.

Your bodies have not yet tuned properly to the environment because the environment is variable, as in you are all moving at different paces through time.

A couple of examples. My wife noticed the other week that the kids in the kitchen seemed to be moving like humming birds and a little while later moving at nearly normal speed. Like the time was slightly slower than usual. I be honest I've experienced the same thing, but everyone stops moving.

I've noticed this on contracts over the last seven months. Servers and systems off variably and noticeably from the time server that is supposed to keep computers in sync with a nuclear clock.

All this stuff points to a gravity well, a really strangely shaped one that 'flares'. I would point to our Sun, but it's acting strangely as well. It's a washout white colour instead of a warm yellow.

Any case, it's a working theory at least.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1579960


Yup, just as I suspected -



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