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You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name!

 
Mecca Wrecka
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09/22/2013 03:24 PM
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You'd better know Mohammed's mother's name!
the al-Shahaab terrorists at the Kenyan mall are asking shoppers whether they know the name of Mohammed's mother. If they do not, they are shot. If they do, they are allowed to escape. Meanwhile, honouring a secret pact between Israel ands Kenya, Israeli anti-terrorist squads are in the fight to round up the yemeni-backed terrorists. If you're there, have quick access to the internet, and they're asking you for the name of Mohammed's mother, try this - "I didn't know that apes had names".
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09/22/2013 03:26 PM
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Is it LaQuisha?
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09/22/2013 03:28 PM
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I bet it's Gertrude, or Daisy!
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the al-Shahaab terrorists at the Kenyan mall are asking shoppers whether they know the name of Mohammed's mother. If they do not, they are shot. If they do, they are allowed to escape. Meanwhile, honouring a secret pact between Israel ands Kenya, Israeli anti-terrorist squads are in the fight to round up the yemeni-backed terrorists. If you're there, have quick access to the internet, and they're asking you for the name of Mohammed's mother, try this - "I didn't know that apes had names".
 Quoting: Mecca Wrecka 47261071


One of these I bet...
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Mohammadette?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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09/22/2013 03:31 PM
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Murderous caravan-raider and general all-round crim Mo was married to a rich Catholic woman, 15 or 20 years his senior.

This was before he constructed a bogus "religion" that justified his suppressed pedo tendencies, of course (kinda like Joseph Smith).

You just know the Jesuits were up in that shit, don't ya?
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the al-Shahaab terrorists at the Kenyan mall are asking shoppers whether they know the name of Mohammed's mother. If they do not, they are shot. If they do, they are allowed to escape. Meanwhile, honouring a secret pact between Israel ands Kenya, Israeli anti-terrorist squads are in the fight to round up the yemeni-backed terrorists. If you're there, have quick access to the internet, and they're asking you for the name of Mohammed's mother, try this - "I didn't know that apes had names".
 Quoting: Mecca Wrecka 47261071


What was the wenches name that spit out that pederphile?

Traditional sources state that Aisha was married to Muhammad at the age of six, but she stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, when the marriage was consummated with Muhammad, then 53, in Medina;[8][9][10] with the exception of al-Tabari who records that she was ten years old.[11]
According to Sunni views, Aisha had an important role in early Islamic history, both during Muhammad's life and after his death. She was an active figure in numerous events and an important witness to many more. Aisha contributed to the growth, development, and understanding of Islam. Being a role model to a significant amount of others added to her attributions as a consultant regarding Muhammad's prayer and practices, soon introducing herself into a world of politics.[12]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Last Edited by CE1 on 09/22/2013 03:34 PM
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09/22/2013 03:34 PM
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Aminah bint Wahb
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09/22/2013 03:34 PM
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Aminah bint Wahb
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Wahabbi!

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09/22/2013 03:35 PM

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Either way...she was a raging cunt. Who gives a fuck?

Last Edited by Chip on 09/22/2013 03:36 PM
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Mecca Wrecka (OP)
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09/22/2013 03:44 PM
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if the previous poster is correct, would Al-Shahaab let you go if you answered, "a mint rabbit"? If they begin pressing down with their trigger fingers, you could always tell them you have a slight speech impediment.
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09/22/2013 03:49 PM
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"Bint" means woman, or "daughter of"

Like the jewish "ben" is "son of" - Arabic is "bin"
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09/22/2013 03:50 PM
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Oh yeah, Israel is there to "round up terrorists." If you don't think they have something to do with this along with MI6 then you are an idiot.
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09/22/2013 04:26 PM
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Calliope...or Emma Something something...Aminah is close enough.
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09/22/2013 04:29 PM
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Guys, it's "Honey Boo Boo". Protect ya neck.
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09/22/2013 05:07 PM
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This one? [link to www.youtube.com]
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stupid bitch, make me a sandwich!

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