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I CANT WATCH FOOTBALL ANYMORE....I feel my self getting STUPIDER Every waking Fucking Moment I watch

 
Uncle Fuck Stick (OP)
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Well I could have definitely watched this game...ELI MANNINGS GIANTS LOSE 38 TO NUTIN [link to nypost.com]

would have been laughing my ass off
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You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.
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You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.

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Liberal?....are you fucking crazy?
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GOOD FOR YOU!!! Sports has been the main war making brainwashing since the beggining of man...teach the childern to always have an enemy, the other team...teach them young to follow blindly and win at all costs...teach them not to think for themselfs but only as a team at the will of just one...if you lose mom and dad and everyone else will be disappointed in you...Pretty simple to see why so many are so DUMB!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid is what stupid does!!!
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You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.

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1rof1

Yeah sure... Uncle Fuckstick is a card carrying leftist commie!

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To many timeouts--time out for this--tv timeout--2minute time out-fake leg cramps etc.

There are 2 ways to watch it.Im sure there are more.

#1 Dont watch till the 4th Quarter-untol then talk to your wife or something:)).
#2 and the only way-watch the RED ZONE-it goes from game to game showing teams ready to score.

Now heres a NO-NO--I tried to find it so i typed RedZone dot com and wrong site-So i typed TheRedZone AND what football!!!

That site is a worldwide ESCORT site.............
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OP may be right as he used the word stupider.
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Maybe I just need Prozac and fluoride to help me be entertained kermit crazyjak
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Must be a redskins fan.
LOL, I think the nfl will be okay without your stupid ass watching, dumb bee atch.
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I dont enjoy watching any sports on tv or live, ive never understood why this is enjoying for some. I enjoy to play sports, but watching is boring as hell. What satisfaction do you guys and girls get out of it? i really dont understand it.
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I watch football while on the treadmill... more interesting that way. Makes me feel like I am playing in the game.
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You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46916034


Liberal?....are you fucking crazy?
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Jocks are idiots, you don't like to watch them play around on a field and your automatically a nerd, gay(even though they cheer on men in tights, lol), liberal and unamerican.
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I'm suprised liberal men can even procreate. I mean, do they even have enough testosterone to make babies.




You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.

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Liberal?....are you fucking crazy?
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Jocks are idiots, you don't like to watch them play around on a field and your automatically a nerd, gay(even though they cheer on men in tights, lol), liberal and unamerican.
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You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.


Libtards love subaru's and soccer.
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 Quoting: Knowbody Special


Sunday is the roman catholic church's sabbath... Gods sabbath is from Friday at sunset to Saturday at sunset


[link to www.romeschallenge.com]
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


You are so correct about God's Sabbath. Hopefully people will check out the link.

And, yes, football is stupid (from my female viewpoint). Somebody throws a ball and if you're "lucky" enough to catch and try to run with it, a guy crashes into you and ten other smelly guys fall on top of you.

God bless.
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Go fuck yourself op....go lions!
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in between every play and replay there is a hypnotizer sigil circles spinning opposite directions weird flashing. no other explanation

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I feel dumber and more inclined to see things their way when watching football.
Bel Air
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I was an avid fantasy football nutcase, until I opened my eyes a few years ago. I have a hard time watching anything built on money or make believe anymore.Peace!
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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I don't mind the game. The athleticism.

But the ads? yak Apparently there is some website which shows only the game. No time-outs, no ads, only the plays. Watch a game in an hour. It's inane now. The game is stopped every three minutes (intentionally) so the TV can spew its load of debt, pills, insurance, debt, fast food, previews of shows I don't watch, and debt.
I shut off the idiot box. I find I can follow a game online while bouncing back at forth between forums and news.
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I went to my first, and only, NFL game several years ago. Cowboys vs. Eagles at the old Cowboy stadium. Tickets were expensive. Parking was expensive. Beer was expensive. The game dragged on and on. It was a terrible afternoon. At one point, the game just stopped. I'm asking, "What happened? A penalty? Why did they stop?" Then it dawned on us...there was a commercial playing on the big screen. As soon as the commercial finished, the game started again. WTF???

That was it. That was the very last NFL game I ever watched. Ever. I wouldn't attend a live game if they gave me free tickets, and I won't watch the games on television. Forget it. I'll watch college ball, and I'll continue to attend local high school games. No more NFL.
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Sucks to be Awake, don't it? Try going outside and playing football :) Less prozac and more fun.
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Don't live in Minnesota and cheer for the Vikings...then you will really feel stupid. We lost From almost same play seconds to end of game this week and last.
And what is up with announcers this year they are lost half the time.
ANd why is the fake punt and all that even allowed, that is really sportsman like takes men makin millions to pull that off.
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Maybe I just need Prozac and fluoride to help me be entertained :kermit: crazyjak
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That very dumbass sport was made to 1: stupefy sheep and 2: sell commercials.

It's never too late to wake up though

5a
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I'm suprised liberal men can even procreate. I mean, do they even have enough testosterone to make babies.




You're probably liberal..

You'll feel better if you watch soccer...

Football is an american sport. You may be more suited for european fancy pants sports.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46916034


Liberal?....are you fucking crazy?
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Jocks are idiots, you don't like to watch them play around on a field and your automatically a nerd, gay(even though they cheer on men in tights, lol), liberal and unamerican.
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HAHAHA.. you must be one thick-ass retard to think not liking football makes you a liberal. One of those us-or-them types, are we?

Go take a long ride on a short bus, you are an insult to both what you stand for and what you stand against.
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i cant understand the fascination with an activity that involves grown men wearing skin-tight clothing, where one man bends over in front of another man. who then slides both hands between the first man's crotch and then receives a brown oblong object, not entirely dissimilar from what i left in the toilet this morning. then they all go chase this brown oblong object around a field, and squirm around all over each other in a big pile, and put their faces in each other's rear ends and crotches.

if that's something you enjoy watching, i don't know what to say.
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heh heh yea, but the jersey clad cro-mag en ef EL fans cannot face this latent homoerotic truth, and would beat you about the breasts for saying such
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hello uncle fuckstick . for a change of pace checkout the australian rules football final - to be played next saturday . you should be able to find it on the net .
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The game is fixed and most of the players are on steroids and GH. Not a sport you want your kids playing.
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I enjoyed watching the underdog Colts run the ball up the 49ers asses.

That was good stuff.
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And now I realize I probably just opened that up for a SF gay joke? Sigh.