DOOOOM!!!! THOUSANDS OF “MARTIAL LAW NOW IN EFFECT” SIGNS SPOTTED BY THE TRUCK LOAD IN ILLINOIS.

Why are people so worried about marshal law? Just follow curfew and your good.

WOW!

Cape Girardeau, MO (KSDK) - Hollywood is coming to southeast Missouri. Cape Girardeau has been picked as the setting for a new Ben Affleck movie.

The film is called "Gone Girl" and is based on a very popular book set in Missouri.

Everyone you talk to in Cape Girardeau seems to know about this project and everyone is keeping their eyes peeled hoping to spot some A-listers.

Ben Affleck, Tyler Perry and Neil Patrick Harris are just to name a few.

Film crews are setting up in the southeast Missouri town of Cape Girardeau to film the movie "Gone Girl" adapted from the New York Times Best selling book by the same name.

Some residents have already spotted the lead male star.

"Basically Ben Affleck was just standing around just talking," says Jessica May.

She says her driving by this lot full of production equiptment and props like TV news crew vehicles is becoming part of her routine.

"I have to admit yeah," she says she is going be everyday and looking for a certain star.

"Gone Girl" is about a woman who disappears on her fifth wedding anniversary and her husband (played by Affleck) becomes the prime suspect in her disappearance.

For May it's not Affleck she's dying to see, it's Tyler Perry said to play Affleck's lawyer.

"I will try getting his autograph without getting ran off," she says.

Other stars are still heading to the shoot include Neil Patrick Harris.

"It's going to be a really fun year I go to Missouri to film it the day after the Emmys are done and start filming it concurrently while doing 'How I Met Your Mother,'" he tells the host of the Tonight Show's Jay Leno.

Even though not all the stars have arrived, police tell us filming has already started including a scene set inside Arena Park over the weekend.

"I don't know why they would pick this town," says May, but she says she glad they did if nothing else to grab a quick autograph.

This movie project still has a lot of work to be done, so don't expect to see "Gone Girl" in theaters until at least next year.

Tell that to the Iraqis who get arbitrarily shot if a GI gets nervous.

What martial law means is that fucking 18 year old douchebags with automatic weapons have the right to kill you if you look at them sideways.

thank you. I just recently had a discussion with a coworker who will be shipping out for national guard and basically he is totally fine with firing upon citizens unarmed, protesting their right to bear arms.. as long as he gets to keep his, they shouldn't have been there.. and besides, if they do have a gun, he has more right to shoot them in the face because they shouldn't have one.

And you did nothing about this traitor to america that you call a coworker?

It's so inane, even as true BS.

IF and when "Martial Law" is imposed, will they really need frickin signs brah? Uh, No.

You mean every few months.

Trust me guys..." if" something like this were about to happen, I WOULD be given a heads up and I would let you know. No, I will NOT tell you how, who, when or why so PLZ do not ask.
Nothing to worry about yet.

Why are people so worried about marshal law? Just follow curfew and your good.

"3 diesel trailers full of real nice expensive signs"

And if the signs are too large, the guillotines in the 3 diesel trailers arriving tomorrow will cut them to right size.