I post an communiqué issued by one of the alien fleets in our Solar System

oui je comprende

The entity issuing orders to the most you does not.

an attack on Saturn orbit has been detected

it is superflous to mention that any reprisals will undertaken on their own

in case you missed it, your magic does not work in space

just saying, the guy in Saturn station has had to contend with much bigger bitches and SOBs, IMHO

of course the thread would be more popular if it read

#SIRIUS FLEET COMMAND: CAPTURED GRAY DEVICE OF "ARCHAEOLOGICAL INTEREST ONLY"

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE

Hahaha, i have Moon Patrol on my arcade machine.

What happened on Venus?

Mr. Roboto ?

actually Terminator plus Space Vampires

Can Regular Vampires not go in space?

my dear the Space Vampires are there to kill all other vampires

So they show up and just kick ass?

This thread is confusing, especially taken out of context. Would love some back story, OP.

If you have awareness or belief ETs are in our solar system, then the Galactic Federation used to guide and govern would have to also make sense. Possibly this communication is related to that.

How did you get this message, OP? Any further information or messages?

*openminded* as always :)

I hear they are from Sirius and Auriga so far

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Their last transmission said, something bout being buged and ery pissed about it still. Something bout hell to pay. Sometbing bout you owe him Big fing time or your fing dead as dead can fucking GET.

:hitler:

he's dead, Feynman

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