Steve Irwin, crocodile hunter, and the CIA

This is more of a joke than actual speculation, I just want to see where other peoples' imagination can take this.

In the movie he made, which was in theaters and had big promotion and all that, the bad guys were US agents trying collect a tracking device that one of steve's crocs had swallowed.

The whole movie, they're being pursued by and scared of the US agents.

that's all I remember of it, as it's been a while since I've seen it, and I only saw it once.


Not long after the movie came out, the fucking crocodile hunter was killed by a stingray.

Everyone wanted to see the video. His wife said she saw it and had it destroyed.

Now his daughter is going around preaching depopulation...




Steve was all about loving and seeing the goodness in things, can you imagine the environmental achievements he could have achieved if he was still alive?