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My new girlfriend says my dong is too long

 
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My new girlfriend says im too long for her. After popping her 3 times. She can't handle it and perfers to jack me off. Should I leave her?
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GET SURGERY or you could always not go balls deep
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Watch porn and then run into a concrete wall

fixed

pencil dick............
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
Long and thin isn't good.

She's probably getting a meatier portion elsewhere.
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My new girlfriend says im too long for her. After popping her 3 times. She can't handle it and perfers to jack me off. Should I leave her?
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How old is she?
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
You mean your boyfriends ass is to tight?
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
Stop fucking midgets
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Stop fucking midgets
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rofl

or masterbate a few times before sex

meet mr limpy
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My new girlfriend says im too long for her. After popping her 3 times. She can't handle it and perfers to jack me off. Should I leave her?
 Quoting: Esau


How old is she?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Well, the OP uses the word dong so I'm guessing quite young.
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
She's 27... Im a magnum size man aka jimmy dean
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
OP's GF says his dong reminds her of a Laffy Taffy rope.
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
I'm very much similar to Lexington Steele in size and width
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Learn how to use that fucking thing or just blow urself like I do!


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quit banging your little sister.
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Learn how to use that fucking thing or just blow urself like I do!


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So you're saying you suck dick?
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Well, at least you aren't like that tiny 6 inches! lol!

We all know guys tend to worry if they're too small or not.
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I've had the same problem in the past. You need to find a girl who is naturally bigger.

I met my wife when we were fairly young and her coot was noticeably accommodating to my size. Which was great. After three kids its totally blown out and it's a perfect fit. I stir it like coffee.
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Stop fucking midgets
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wrong

it is girls 5'7 and over who I bottom out in

5'5 and under are the ones that can take a big ole dong hard and deep
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
move on. Thats all you can do. Its no fun feeling guilty after sex. Its no fun injuring a girl you care about when you are doing something that is supposed to have meaning. have been there... and left.

Best to find a girl who can handle it.
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
I've had the same problem in the past. You need to find a girl who is naturally bigger.

I met my wife when we were fairly young and her coot was noticeably accommodating to my size. Which was great. After three kids its totally blown out and it's a perfect fit. I stir it like coffee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47024993


Too much information...
sick

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My new girlfriend says im too long for her. After popping her 3 times. She can't handle it and perfers to jack me off. Should I leave her?
 Quoting: Esau


Depends......if all your other gfs didnt say the same thing and didnt dump you after sex, I would suggest you move on...(she may have a shallow vag) unless you want to be celebate for the rest of your life.

If she is one in a line of gals saying same thing...I suggest you control your depth of entry...fist around the base or place a donut on it. Give you something to chew on after youve finished. After child birth...she should be good to go because the innards stretch out after bubbies.
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
You are nothing but an ATTENTION WHORE!!

Sheesh ... you must be taking female hormones ... or talk in a female falsetto voice with all the ATTENTION you are seeking.

Real Men are NOT Attention Whores!!
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
My wife (girlfriend at the time) couldn't take all of me. But she wanted to be 'all' for me, so she bought herself a dildo that was 2 inches longer than me (I'm 10"). After using it for 3 months without me knowing, I noticed she was gradually getting all of me in. Once she told me what she had done, I was a little weirded out but then realized it was for my benefit.

Now we incorporate her toys into our fun time. Prior to the first toy, she was a little reserved in bed, but now I've got a real tigress who loves me with all her heart. And she can take all of me. Any woman can eventually accommodate a large man, but she has to get used to it. The pain will subside, she will stretch. Yes it may hurt her now but if she thinks you're a keeper, she can train herself to take a bigger cock.
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My new girlfriend says im too long for her. After popping her 3 times. She can't handle it and perfers to jack me off. Should I leave her?
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Try the mom on for size
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
Learn how to use that fucking thing or just blow urself like I do!


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So you're saying you suck dick?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47263343


My cock is the best!!!

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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
Have you tried the other prostitues?

Maybe it's just her?
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
I'm very much similar to Lexington Steele in size and width
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Steele's former girlfriend reportedly caught him in bed with another guy. Not sure if that's partly because most size queens are homos, not straight girls, or because of research that indicates guys with bigger dicks, due to hormones in males fetuses that influence size, are more likely to be gay or bi.
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What would you prefer, a vagina that's like feeding a horse a sugar cube?
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Re: My new girlfriend says my dong is too long
Well, at least you aren't like that tiny 6 inches! lol!

We all know guys tend to worry if they're too small or not.
 Quoting: hawk8414


you actually think 6 inches i tiny.
heh. we're men not horses.

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