Criminal Association dismisses Grand Theft Auto 5 as unrealistic

Americas leading Organized Crime figures today in a joint press statement dismissed Grand Theft Auto 5 as an unrealistic depiction of their industry.

Carlos "the c" Ramirez said that Rockstar Games had no understanding of the complexities of running a drug cartel or doing a hit on a rival syndicate and that their game did not prepare the budding criminal for the mountains of paperwork required.

Rockstar games insist that their game was thoroughly researched and that many of Rockstar employees have actually committed the crimes depicted in the game and served time.