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I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.

 
Captain Pinto
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09/24/2013 05:53 PM
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I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Greetings, humans.

My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco.

We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota.

After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV.

We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk.

We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota.

Can you help us to get our fuel?

Thanks.


alien16
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 05:55 PM
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Traveco is evil and he really doesn't like females.

But we are going to find our girls again!
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 05:56 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Feel free to ask anything...
so unfunny
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09/24/2013 05:57 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
jesus what a boring,stupid,cretinous piece of shit.it must be past your bedtime....get some rest then GET A LIFE YOUahole SAD CASE!
Lab Rat

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09/24/2013 05:58 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
do you know the Teta alien race? usually they have plenty of milk inside
wisc_natureboy

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09/24/2013 05:59 PM

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I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
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We all breathe the same air.
.-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-..
(love/all)
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:00 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
do you know the Teta alien race? usually they have plenty of milk inside
 Quoting: Lab Rat



Yes, we are aware of it.


We have heard that in Spain it's possible for the race from Piroca to meet the Teta... Only in Spain... We are working on that...
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09/24/2013 06:00 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Did you know their females look like cows? Yet they don't give any milkfuel..
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:01 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




Thank you very much, Sir.

Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk...
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09/24/2013 06:03 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Greetings, humans.

My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco.

We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota.

After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV.

We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk.

We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota.

Can you help us to get our fuel?

Thanks.


alien16
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


*******
VOCÊ É UM IMBECIL...
DEVERIA SER PRESO!
ENERGÚMENO.
*******
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Did you know their females look like cows? Yet they don't give any milkfuel..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11222564




We heard that the cows in the Netherlands are pretty good with milk.

Maybe we are going to visit your country soon.
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09/24/2013 06:04 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Greetings, humans.

My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco.

We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota.

After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV.

We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk.

We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota.

Can you help us to get our fuel?

Thanks.


alien16
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


*******
VOCÊ É UM IMBECIL...
DEVERIA SER PRESO!
ENERGÚMENO.
*******
 Quoting: ******* 47376395




Sorry, I don't speak Brazilian... We are just at a quick stop here in Brazil, at Friboi...
Lab Rat

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09/24/2013 06:05 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
do you know the Teta alien race? usually they have plenty of milk inside
 Quoting: Lab Rat



Yes, we are aware of it.


We have heard that in Spain it's possible for the race from Piroca to meet the Teta... Only in Spain... We are working on that...
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


good luck captain pinto, spanish Tetas are actually very nice, i am sure they will help you


If you have some slave Bunda aliens you can spare as a gift i would gladly acept it
Anonymous Coward
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09/24/2013 06:07 PM
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Here Sum 5a
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:08 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
do you know the Teta alien race? usually they have plenty of milk inside
 Quoting: Lab Rat



Yes, we are aware of it.


We have heard that in Spain it's possible for the race from Piroca to meet the Teta... Only in Spain... We are working on that...
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


good luck captain pinto, spanish Tetas are actually very nice, i am sure they will help you


If you have some slave Bunda aliens you can spare as a gift i would gladly acept it
 Quoting: Lab Rat




Thanks my friend.

We don't any Bundas to give, but we know that the evil Traveco loves to give Bunda...
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:09 PM
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Here Sum 5a
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Thank you sir.

That seems to be a huge reservoir of milk.
MaybeTrollingU

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09/24/2013 06:09 PM

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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Medicine for you OP:
[link to static.minilua.com]
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09/24/2013 06:10 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
AHAHAHHA!!!!

made me laugh!!! Go OP! :P
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:10 PM
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Medicine for you OP:
[link to static.minilua.com]
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU



Should we take that as tea?
wisc_natureboy

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09/24/2013 06:10 PM

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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




Thank you very much, Sir.

Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk...
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


Rosendale is just West of Fond du Lac, WI.
They have 8000 cows there now.


[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 09/24/2013 06:11 PM
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We all breathe the same air.
.-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-..
(love/all)
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:13 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




Thank you very much, Sir.

Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk...
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


Rosendale is just West of Fond du Lac, WI.
They have 8000 cows there now.


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




That's a lot of cows...


More cows than those we have found during our visit to a place called "Gaiola das Popozudas" here in Brazil, the counry where we are currently stationed....
Captain Pinto (OP)
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09/24/2013 06:14 PM
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AHAHAHHA!!!!

made me laugh!!! Go OP! :P
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Don't laugh, human!

It's very sad to stay in a planet with no females!

It's no fun!

We need to get to Xoxota to end our drama!
wisc_natureboy

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09/24/2013 06:18 PM

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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
I volunteer to aid you in your mission to recover
the females of your species from the evil Traveco.

I can direct you to the best dairy farms in Wisconsin.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




Thank you very much, Sir.

Gozada spaceship really needs warm raw milk...
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


Rosendale is just West of Fond du Lac, WI.
They have 8000 cows there now.

youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy




That's a lot of cows...


More cows than those we have found during our visit to a place called "Gaiola das Popozudas" here in Brazil, the counry where we are currently stationed....
 Quoting: Captain Pinto 47375842


When should I expect you?
I am proficient with many different armaments,
and look forward to aiding you in your noble quest.
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We all breathe the same air.
.-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-..
(love/all)
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09/24/2013 06:19 PM
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What the....


lol
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09/24/2013 06:21 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Greetings, humans.

My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco.

We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota.

After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV.

We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk.

We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota.

Can you help us to get our fuel?

Thanks.


alien16
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lolsign stoner
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09/24/2013 06:21 PM
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How is that alien pussy?
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09/24/2013 06:25 PM
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Re: I am an alien from planet Piroca. Ask me a question.
Is this a female from Piroca who went to Xoxota:





wtf
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09/24/2013 06:33 PM

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Greetings, humans.

My name is Captain Pinto, and I am an alien from planet Piroca, a planet located in a far corner of the Milky Way galaxy, close to planet Saco.

We are traveling the galaxy because an evil creature called Traveco kidnapped all the females of our species and took them to a far away planet called planet Xoxota.

After locating a radio signal from planet Xoxota, we could determine the exact direction of the planet, and started an interplanetary journey in our spaceship called Gozada IV.

We have stoped here on Earth, that is in the half way from Piroca to Xoxota, because we are running low on the fuel used in our Gozada spaceship: milk.

We need to colect the most milk that we can here on Earth, so it can become possible to Gozada from Piroca to arrive in Xoxota.

Can you help us to get our fuel?

Thanks.


alien16
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US DEFCOM 24 will orient you to land safely in San Francisco or perhaps straight in the White House's lawn so that Obama can debrief you in the dildo office..

cruise
It's a tough galaxy. If you want to survive, you've gotta know...where your towel is.
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09/24/2013 06:37 PM
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Hello alien. Have you filled out the formal registration card in the EU? If not If not then you should contact for your nearest embassy as we will not provide any information to people except through official channels.

Plus is you are holding a deadly weapon identified as a cigar you are in the violation of the union law and therefore sentenced to death.
WETHEYYOUITHEMUS

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09/24/2013 06:40 PM

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My question,do you like medium rare ribeye,loaded baked potato,and hot bread and butter..
The ones that count,already know my personal signature.
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holy shit...

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